Boycott Christmas! The Christmas Resistance Movement. The greedy capitalist oppressors are using guilt to manipulate consumers into purchasing mass-produced "gifts" for their friends and loved ones! They want you to believe love itself is a commodity which can be exchanged for commercial products! While there are an infinite number of other ways to express love, and 364 other days to give gifts, they insist you must buy things for Christmas--whole industries depend on it! This year, don't play along! Don't buy Christmas presents! Don't buy Christmas cards! Don't buy Christmas decorations! Don't feel guilty! Boycott Christmas. Sabotage commerce.
Thanksgiving day. Nina with the flu, spends the holiday with her pals Wyll and Donna. Sniff! I'm homesick! I miss my family in Illinois! Poor Nina! Can we help? Could you guys fight with each other, condemn my lifestyle, and tell me to go back to college? You bet! You're not chopping those right! Kvetch kvetch kvetch! Who made you vegetable czar? Oh, you're as bad as Nina's deadbeat friends! Why can't she have nice friends like her sister? Tsk, after all we did for her .... Now dear, we shouldn't expect too much from her since she dropped out of school ... Feel better now? Sniff. You sure how to make a gal feel at home!