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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-17 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-17 Pub. Date: 2018-12-17
Image Number: 175533
Caption: Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping. It's going to be hard to top the Englebert Humperdinck retrospective we got for Auntie Perkins last year. Let's go in here! The 1% Chef. The 1% Chef. The only kitchen products not made in China. Look! Here's a saucepan hand-forged by rustic peasant women in Provence! Das Egg. $4,000. And a $500 egg separator made from decommissioned German tanks! The Data Mine Electronics. All products now embedded with spyware! Acme Biometrics. How about this place? I find their customer service a bit intrusive. The Holiday Minimalist. It's the thought that counts. This year, give a conceptual gift: an empty box. Gift. Gift. Um ... Let's just go with fruitcake!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-10 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-10 Pub. Date: 2018-12-10
Image Number: 175453
Caption: Tips for holiday cheer. These days, it can be hard to get into the festive spirit. Climate change a runaway train. Nog? Try to focus on the little things. GOP strips new Dem gov of power in Wisconsin. At least I can still vote for the ugliest Christmas sweater at the office party! Accentuate the positive. And migrant children are being gassed at the border ... Oh, cool. Car antlers! Stay grounded in the present. Hey, look! Santa! Doomsday Clock two minutes to midnight.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-11 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-11 Pub. Date: 2017-12-11
Image Number: 166208
Caption: Mr & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2017. Now that the mall has closed, I guess we'll try this shopping center. The Bunker Bunker. Survive in style! Lead throw pillows $49. The Bump Stockyard. Rapid-fire deals! Fashy Bug. Make it a white polo Christmas! Doesn't Auntie Perkins like Fashion Bug? Yes, but this looks different. Gorka-Tex™ all-weather stomping gear. Made in Hungary. This stuff is very popular now, I gather. Um ... let's just look for a cute animal calendar. Flag capes. Kek ties. Mein Katpf. 2018 calendars. Der Fürer. Überkatzen. The Will to Purr. On second thought, maybe I'll just bake her a fruitcake.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-21 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-21 Pub. Date: 2016-11-21
Image Number: 151482
Caption: Thanksgiving Survival Tips 2016. Avoid arguments at all costs. He's going to make America great again! Poonk! If I can't hear it, I can't get angry! Don't cry. Today we give thanks for … for what? Melting ice caps? Skinheads in suits? Refrain from passive-aggressive acts. Mashed potatoes? You were duped. If you're an immigrant or minority, enjoy the family bonding. We're all screwed.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-14 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136693
Caption: Mr. and Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2015. Death Star-Shaped Christmas Hams are here! What to get for Auntie Perkins? Anything NOT Star Wars-themed! Limited Edition "Scent of Yoda" aromatherapy candles. How about - never mind. Sale! Star Wars Vader Graters. There's always jewelry! Wait, these aren't pearl earrings - these are tiny BB-8 droids! May I help you? Is there nothing here that's not a movie tie-in? Mall security. I'm afraid you'll have to leave, ma'am.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-23 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-23 Pub. Date: 2015-11-23
Image Number: 135767
Caption: Thanksgiving Through the Years. 1621. To our bountiful harvest! 1940s. To our family! 2010s. Here's to 50% off digital spatulas at All-Mart! Later! 2050s. Here's to a day in the shop pods! Kids, ear your nanoturkeys!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-24 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-24 Pub. Date: 2014-11-24
Image Number: 119533
Caption: Grandpa Perkins' Thanksgiving Tirade. Can you believe Obama and this immigration nonsense? I don't recognize this country anymore. When I was growing up, we lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone! You shopped at your neighbors' store! Now everything is made by foreigners ... and all those good jobs with family businesses are gone - thanks to immigrants! Where are you going? It's 6:00! Time to hit the pre-Black Friday sale at Krap-Mart!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-09 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-10 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 105091
Caption: Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2013. We could get Auntie Perkins a throw pillow. Hmm … contains carcinogenic flame retardants. Home Sweet Home. How about one of these gizmos? The Zart 5.2 is here! Those are assembled in Chinese sweatshops under brutal conditions. There's always clothing. Made by Bangladeshi garment workers whose factory collapsed on them. Some preserves? Non-organic strawberries are laden with pesticides. Strawberry. Surely this store will have something. Grandma's Giftplex. Actually, the owners are eccentric billionaires who support stoning gay people. We're looking for a store with well-paid employees who don't have to work holidays, that sells quality stuff that won't kill you and didn't harm the people who made it. Mall information. Security!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-24 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-26 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 104524
Caption: Black Friday is creeping ever earlier, with Kmart opening at 6am on Thanksgiving, and WalMart at 6pm. WalMart associates are really excited to work that day! Gnaw gnaw. Executive VP Duncan Mac Naughton (actual quote). But workers can still celebrate! Lord, thank you for these snack chips, and for the fact that this day will eventually be over. Turkitos. "Grab a bag of Thanksgiving!" Like so many aspects of American life, holidays have become 2-tiered. Thanksgiving premium. Family. Wine. Candlelight. Dressing the turkey. "Have another helping". Giving thanks. Thanksgiving basic. Co-workers. Red Bull. Fluorescent lights. Cleaning up dressing rooms. "How can I help you?" "Thanks for shopping". Soon, we'll tell the new story of Thanksgiving ... "On this day, we remember the Pilgrims who came in the ship-sized vehicles in search of a new world of discounted goods." Welcome! Greeted by native.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-27 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-27 Pub. Date: 2013-05-27
Image Number: 97522
Caption: HEY AMERICANS! Want to see Europe without all that pesky walking? Then take a trip with Mr. and Mrs. P's PRONE VACATIONS! Recliner-Liner. We'll wheel you past the great sites in out mobile sofas equipped with periscopes so you don’t miss a thing! Foot-operated camera. Snack bucket. The built-in entertainment system lets you watch "Get Shorty" while your tour medieval castles! Ha ha! Themed couches are available in some locations! Scandinavia. Germany. Ireland. Guinness. Coming soon ... Mr. and Mrs. P's PRONE HIMALYAN TREKS! Our sherpas will push you up Everest, K2 and Annapurna while YOU relax! Leave the climbing to us! I love this Seinfeld!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-28 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-28 Pub. Date: 2012-12-28
Image Number: 91895
Caption: Trend Forecast 2013. Presidential book trendlet sputters as material runs thin. Franklin Pierce. They Can't All Be Lincoln. Zachary Taylor. Cooler Than You Think. Cabbage replaces bacon as the internet's favorite meme. Breakin' the slaw. Kraut cupcakes. 847K shares. Pop culture become so fragmented, no one knows what band you're talking about. Have you heard that song by Vacuole? ?. Farm-to-table dining gets out of hand. Where would you like your manure?
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-27 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-27 Pub. Date: 2012-11-27
Image Number: 90518
Caption: Some Wal-mart workers went on strike on Black Friday, but few Americans seemed to care. Outta my way! Fair pay. Popcorn makers are 30% off! What if shoppers had the same sense of urgency about inequality? You make how little per hour? What can I do to help you right now? And when workers went on strike, customers stayed home? There were zero purchases made today in the nation's Wal-marts! Sale. Quit daydreaming and sweep the floor! We just had 10,000 people through here! Yes, sir. Poof!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-12-20 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-20 Pub. Date: 2011-12-20
Image Number: 89018
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2011. It's going to be hard to top the Englebert Humperdinck retrospective we got for Auntie Perkins last year. Let's go in here! The 1% Chef. The 1% Chef. The only kitchen products not made in China. Look! Here's a saucepan hand-forged by rustic peasant women in Provence! $4,000. Das egg. And a $500 egg separator made from decommissioned German tanks! The Data Mine Electronics. All products now embedded with carrier IQ spyware! As seen on your Smartphone. Acme Biometrics. How about this place? I find their customer service a bit intrusive. The Holiday Minimalist. "It's the thought that counts." This year, give a conceptual gift: an empty box. Gift. Gift. Let's just go with fruitcake!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-23 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-23 Pub. Date: 2011-07-23
Image Number: 89293
Caption: Slowpoke. Tax Evasion Funnies. Companies are demanding a "tax holiday" to bring money back from overseas at dirt-cheap rates. Win America. That money is trapped offshore. We mustn't penalize businesses for bringing it home! Wag wag wag wag wag. (Actual Campaign.) Yes, this memorial day, let us not forget the tragic plight of our men in green stuck in foreign hellholes. I'm just dreaming of the day when I can feel the soft leather interior of an executive's wallet again. Welcome to The Cayman Islands. To that end, hundreds of corporate lobbyists will be holding a motorcycle rally in Washington, DC. Rolling Plunder. POW*MIA You are not forgotten. Prisoners of Washington - Money in Antilles. Keep the promise. Inspired by these efforts, small-time money launderers start holding their own vigils. I've got 50 grand trapped in my freezer! It's time to set it free!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-13 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-13 Pub. Date: 2010-12-13
Image Number: 89601
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins go gift shopping 2010. This year, the Perkinses skip the mall. I hope Auntie Perkins likes her Englebert Humperdinck retrospective. So what CDs would you like? Oh, don't bother. I can stream them online for next to nothing! Maybe a subscription to Modern Dandy magazine? I just read their website for free. That's good enough! How about a recipe book? I Google recipes now. A calendar? I use the one on my phone. Sigh ... a puppy? That reminds me - It's time to feed my virtual Shih Tzu!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-21 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-21 Pub. Date: 2009-12-21
Image Number: 90479
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2009. Stuff 'n' Things Etcetera. Out of Business. Build-A-Bard Workshop. This space for lease. Hard to believe it's time to buy a present for auntie Perkins again. This mall has certainly seen better days. It's Disposable! One time-use sinks, sofas and ottomans. Please visit out new location online. Almost like it was hit by a Predator drone or something. I'm starting to think we won't find anything. Banana Dystopia Remodeling until 2018. Well, here's one place that's still open. Bank of All Space and Time. Gift-Wrapped Credit Cards: The gift that keeps on giving ... To us! I hope auntie Perkins likes plastic.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-08 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-08 Pub. Date: 2009-12-08
Image Number: 91021
Caption: Slowpoke. Seeing Republican relatives this Thanksgiving? Here are some tips for keeping the peace. Lose the paraphernalia. Change. Barack! Obama. Biden. Vote Dem. Hope. Green Energy Now. Yes We Can. Impeach Bush. No McCain. Obama. Avoid gloating. BOO-YAH! We are the champions, my friends ... If the mood is right, you may attempt light Palin humor while pulling out the giblets. Almost like gutting a moose! HA HA! Squilch! Squilch! If relatives make inflammatory remarks, change the subject. So, are you finally happy now that Beelzebub will be running the country? Have you noticed the way these yams glisten in the candlelight?
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-22 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-22 Pub. Date: 2008-12-22
Image Number: 91001
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2008. Leather Queen. Imagine her … In leather socks. Bed Bath & BEYOND The known universe. Sale on crockpots & event horizons. Can't spend much on Auntie Perkins' present this year. I hear there are some new stores catering to the cash-strapped. Tiny Tyme Microgifts. "Let's get small." Xmas Nanobaskets are here! Only $4.99. May I help you? It's filled with cheese specks and Lilliputian salami! Slightly Obsolete Overstock. Wood Console TV's. Long-lasting vacuum tube! $15. Windows ME. $5. What great bargains! ... Sort of. Hmm, how about this? Meltdown Memories. Give the gift of TOXIC ASSETS. The perfect souvenir of the economic crisis of '08! Mortgage-backed security. Once worth thousands - now 49 cents!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 holiday 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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