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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-18 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-18 Pub. Date: 2018-06-18
Image Number: 172456
Caption: Americans Separated from their Decency. The country's remaining bit of humanity was forcibly removed last week, and is now being held in an abandoned box store. Allmart. Reporters find questionable conditions. Sometimes by losing your conscience, you win bigly. You're keeping our decency in a cage? No photos! the bible is invoked. As the Apostle Paul said, Lock up thy decency as thou would a camel at a Bethle-Mart. Experts sound the alarm. Forced separation from our conscience can cause trauma and even lead to national suicide.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-26 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-26 Pub. Date: 2018-02-26
Image Number: 169078
Caption: Future Veterans of the Information Wars. Yeah, I once got ambushed by a whole troll farm. Held 'em off for as long as I could. But their hashtag eventually triumphed. They just kept setting up fake new sites faster than we could debunk them. Entire populations were captured overnight! I used to specialize in hand-to-bot combat. But you kill one, and another pops up in its place. My 5,000-word think pieces o medium were no match for their Youtube channels. I guess fact-checking doesn't work if no one hears you.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-24 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-24 Pub. Date: 2017-04-24
Image Number: 157516
Caption: Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps Market Analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday Morning Spewfest. 2005: Small-government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance! We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-05 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-05 Pub. Date: 2015-10-05
Image Number: 133621
Caption: Campus Carry. It's the hot new trend sweeping America's public colleges: Allowing concealed weapons on campus! Because no college student is ever depressed, guns will only be used for protection. $100,000 in debt. Enjoy enhanced theme parties! Wild West Night. Hold still, brah! Great for late-night slice defense. Step away from the pie. Relish the surprise of finding your gun in your messy dorm room! Blam! Oh, there it is! Oh, who are we kidding? This will be the real "Campus Carry."
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-13 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-13 Pub. Date: 2014-10-13
Image Number: 117780
Caption: What does the economy hold in store? Let's peer into … America of the Future. In the future, nearly all jobs in the U.S. will be located in just three mega-cities. San Frangeles. Northbeastia. Texmexiplex. In the rest of the country, towns will simply adopt Wal-Mart store numbers as names. Walmart. You from here? No, I live over in 517289. Within the three cities, international elites will buy up all the walkable cores. Lovely day for a stroll! Yes indeedy! Everyone else will be forced into distant exurbs, where they live in shacks made from found objects. City center 150 mi. I make almost enough to pay for gas. School bus.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-27 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-27 Pub. Date: 2014-07-27
Image Number: 114548
Caption: Sincerely Screwed. A Colorado judge recently ruled against the town's ban on fracking. "While the court appreciates the Longmont citizens' sincerely held beliefs about risks to their health and safety, the court does not find this is sufficient to completely devalue the state's interest." Bam! So ... "sincerely held beliefs" are protected when they are religious beliefs of a store that sells glue-on googly eyes ... Hobby Lobby. Sex is only for making baby box stores. But not when they are held by actual people and grounded in observable scientific reality. Pumphouse Brewery. Would it help if I called that the Devil? So if you want to keep fracking out of your community, you'd better pray. Works about as well as voting apparently.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-09 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-10 Pub. Date: 2014-06-09
Image Number: 112525
Caption: Soldier Falls into Hands of American Taliban. Held captive for five years by a group of repressive, gun-crazy fundamentalists … Bowe Bergdahl new faces another. Have a homecoming party and there will be consequences. These extremists become radicalized by watching incendiary tribal leaders in their man-caves. He's lucky special forces didn't send him home in a body bag. Crox News. Yeah! Stupid P.O.W.! New they terrorize the peaceful villagers of Bowe's hometown in the remote mountain regions of Idaho. Hailey city hall. (Cursing symbols). Who is it? Taliban again. ... And the Bergdahl family has received death threats that the FBI is taking seriously. Maybe there is hope for Americans after all.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-03 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-04 Pub. Date: 2014-03-03
Image Number: 108448
Caption: Free to Chew. Some conservatives would allow businesses to refuse services on the grounds of "religious freedom." No shoes. No shirt. No heterosexuality. No service. Funny how the concept of "freedom" applies to business owners but now customers … I just want the freedom to get a @#!* sandwich. ... Or birth-control needing employees. It's my sincerely-held belief that my ovulation cycle should be free from my boss's pre-enlightenment worldview. Maybe these laws should be the other way around. Not-Gay Donuts. Closed for violations of human dignity. No respect, no tolerance, no business!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-28 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-28
Image Number: 103435
Caption: The Market Liberation Army in "Freedom Fowl." Cult leader Charles Mansion preaches to his disciples. Gather round, my flock, for today's sermon on the glory of the market! I hold before you a chicken from Foster Farms, who've been accused of spreading antibiotic-resistant salmonella. Some are even calling for new regulations. *GASP!* They do not understand that markets are perfect and must not be distorted, lest the invisible hand become the fist of an angry God! All hail unregulated poultry! Can we eat the chicken, O wise one? HELL NO! I mean, let's order a pizza.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-14 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-15 Pub. Date: 2013-01-14
Image Number: 92395
Caption: Bright Ideas from Wayne LaPierre. I'm from the NRA and I'm here to help! Call me crazy, but I've got another idea that just might work! "First, let's find all the lonely, disturbed teens out there and arm them." Hey kid, aren't you sick of all the wedgies, swirlies and insults? Have a Bushmaster! "Won't be long until mass carnage is the NORM." And today there were shootings at McKinley High, Central Middle School and Watkins Prep. News 7. Up next: weather! "The bad guys won't be so special anymore." I just shot 20 people, and I can't get my manifesto published ANYWHERE! Whatever. Pass the nuts. "Until one day, NOT blowing away a crowd makes headlines." Herald-Press Tribune. MAN HOLDS FIRE. "He always seemed like such a violent boy." -Neighbor. "And the shooting spree fad will end." I'd kill my classmates, but that would be SO 2013. You're welcome!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86647
Caption: Slowpoke. The Fallopitarian Church is OUTRAGED that its hospitals and universities are required to insure employees' prostates. The prostate is the DEVIL'S GLAND! This is an attack on religious freedom! But many of their employees see things differently. College of the Holy Ova. I'm not a Falloptarian - I just work here! Are you sure my insurance won't cover a doctor visit for my cantaloupe-sized prostate? SATAN! Pundits try to turn the dispute into an election-year wedge issue. Why is Obama trying to RAM prostates down the throats of the faithful? Prostate-GATE. Obama holds a special "Prostate of the Union" address to defend the policy. When churches enter the public world of business, they have to follow the same rules as everybody else! That's what someone with a prostate WOULD say! Turn off this filth.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-22 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-22 Pub. Date: 2011-08-22
Image Number: 89284
Caption: Slowpoke. The supreme court may soon strike down election laws that give public financing to poorer candidates - on the grounds that it infringes on the free speech of rich candidates. The government is penalizing the privately-financed candidate for engaging in unfettered political expression! Makes sense to me! That's right: Giving more speech to the poor means you're taking speech from the rich. Coming soon: Free speech debates! People begin holding up signs showing their annual income before speaking. Looks like I'll be doing the talking here! 21,000. 475,000. And so ... Notice: The last panel of this cartoon will not be shown, so as not to infringe on the First Amendment rights of Heritage Foundation cartoonist Albertus "Champ" Waddsworth IV.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-06 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-06 Pub. Date: 2011-08-06
Image Number: 89285
Caption: Slowpoke. If you think education is poorly-funded now, just wait until … The Schools of 2020. Attendance made optional. Only nerds show up, costs are cut by 90%. Welcome, anyone who cares. Notice: Building condemned-classes will be held at Starbucks. Textbook space auctioned off. Used to be chapter on Abe Lincoln. Globoplundimaxx. A Century of American Ingenuity. Archibald Twombley, Founder. The History of Ke$ha. Success of 'Tik Tok'. Download on iTunes now! Teaching outsourced to military contractors. This is a math checkpoint! What's 5 x 5? Blam! Too slow! Drive-through graduation. Here's your diploma and a taco supreme. Congratulations! Please visit American Schools again.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-23 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-23 Pub. Date: 2011-07-23
Image Number: 89293
Caption: Slowpoke. Tax Evasion Funnies. Companies are demanding a "tax holiday" to bring money back from overseas at dirt-cheap rates. Win America. That money is trapped offshore. We mustn't penalize businesses for bringing it home! Wag wag wag wag wag. (Actual Campaign.) Yes, this memorial day, let us not forget the tragic plight of our men in green stuck in foreign hellholes. I'm just dreaming of the day when I can feel the soft leather interior of an executive's wallet again. Welcome to The Cayman Islands. To that end, hundreds of corporate lobbyists will be holding a motorcycle rally in Washington, DC. Rolling Plunder. POW*MIA You are not forgotten. Prisoners of Washington - Money in Antilles. Keep the promise. Inspired by these efforts, small-time money launderers start holding their own vigils. I've got 50 grand trapped in my freezer! It's time to set it free!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-18 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-18 Pub. Date: 2011-06-18
Image Number: 89287
Caption: Slowpoke. The Mental Stimulus Plan. I'm pleased to announce a bipartisan plan to address unemployment. We can't tell you what it is, but I promise many of you will soon be happier. That night during "Celebrity Apprentice." You are feeling verrrry sleepy and able to pay your bills. On the count of three, you will awaken knowing you have a deeply satisfying job. 1 ... 2 ... 3! The unemployment rate plummets as jobless claims cease. Hold my calls - I've got a meeting with Bono. Actual Reality. Obama's poll numbers soar ... Or so he believes. My fellow Americans ... He thinks he's still President! He has no idea the supreme court ended his term ad installed Michelle Bachmann.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-21 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-21 Pub. Date: 2011-05-21
Image Number: 89279
Caption: Slowpoke. Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps. Market analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday morning spewfest. 2005: Small government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! Think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance. We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-07 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-07 Pub. Date: 2011-05-07
Image Number: 89290
Caption: Slowpoke. The President's advisers plot election strategy. Here's how we win in 2012: We pick a message that appeals to Democrats, Republicans, Tea Partiers, Progressives, Libertarians, LaRouchies, Flat-Earthers, and Neo-Primitive Anarchists. Clinton triangulated. We're going to OCTANGULATE. Researchers manage to find a point of octopartisan agreement. My fellow Americans, no "star wars" prequels were made during my first term, and none will be made during my second! Mainstream news outlets applaud the non-controversial stance. TIME. Bringing the nation together. Consensus at last. Back at Campaign HQ ... How are we doing? Well, unemployment is still incredibly high, and the country's infrastructure is falling apart, but your poll numbers are holding steady. So we're set to roll out the pro-puppy message next week.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-27 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-27 Pub. Date: 2010-06-27
Image Number: 90125
Caption: Slowpoke. The Tale of Tarball Timmy. BP's PR team hatches a new plan. What we need is a cuddly mascot. Something to make the oil spill less threatening. Meet Tarball Timmy. Bp. Soon, on the Gulf Coast … HI, KIDS! I've got petro-pops! AIEEE! Squiich! Squoosh! But wait! I'm made from dinosaurs! Timmy moves on to the local fisherman. Hello, fellas! How goes the shrimping today? Whut the ... The spill - it's ALIVE! KEEP YO' SLIPPERY ASS THE HELL AWAY! Out of business. *Sigh!* Nobody likes me but you, little shorebird ... This isn't working! Hold on, we're sending over a plume puppy!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-24 hold 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-24 Pub. Date: 2010-05-24
Image Number: 90120
Caption: Slowpoke. More E-holes. The black hole - emails go to this person to die. Oh, a little person has asked me a question, as though I would actually answer it. IGNORE! The Famesquatter - claims celebrity names on her social networking sites for herself. Maybe more people will love me if I Tweet as Oprah. Oprah Winfrey: Just saw dentist. No cavities! The reckless inviter - invites ALL Facebook friends to events they couldn't possibly attend, not would they want to. You are invited to the Sixth Annual Baking Soda Symposium to be held Saturday at the Yakima Doubletree. The Oblivinerd - person clearly unaffected by the recession who boasts about gadget expenditures. Can't decide on skin for iPhone. Guess I'll get all six. Already bored with my iPad. What's next?
     
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