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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-09 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-09 Pub. Date: 2019-10-09
Image Number: 179834
Caption: This is Anderson Cooper, live, at the scene of an incredible, unfolding story. A tiny internet café hit by hurricane, attacked by armed rebels, overcome with a mysterious disease, then saved! By an intrepid barista named Rudy Park. I was just a patriot doing my job. Like me, Anderson Cooper.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-01 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-01 Pub. Date: 2019-08-01
Image Number: 178695
Caption: Hey pitcher, the only thing uglier than your face is your fastball! Your arm's limper than overcooked linguini! My dead great grandmother could hit that curveball! I love sports.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-26 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-26 Pub. Date: 2019-03-26
Image Number: 176946
Caption: You're broadcasting messages of your moment-to-moment experiences?! It's called tweeting. All my followers get updated on what I'm doing. Why? How @#$% narcissistic. Who cares if you're getting hit with a handbag? What? Rudy's getting hit with a handbag. Snooze. Litterbox.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-25 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-25 Pub. Date: 2019-03-25
Image Number: 176945
Caption: I just sneezed. Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Big whoop. I'm not telling you, old bag. I'm typing my activities into a message. Then I hit send and all the followers in the network are updated. I'm being glowered at. I'm about to strike dork. Tap tap ta tap tap tap tap tap.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-03 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-03 Pub. Date: 2019-01-03
Image Number: 175665
Caption: You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-28 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-28 Pub. Date: 2018-11-28
Image Number: 175162
Caption: Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-24 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-24 Pub. Date: 2018-11-24
Image Number: 175075
Caption: No. What? I will not be your friend on Facebook. Okay. So just hit ignore on the site and move on. I felt strongly enough about this to tell you in person. For some important messages, the impersonal nature of technology won't suffice. Witch.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-03 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-03 Pub. Date: 2018-11-03
Image Number: 174752
Caption: Finally, the cleansing process is working. I've not hit on a gal for give days. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I feel my head clearing. I'm able to perceive the world not in terms of romantic conquests but more richly, more broadly. I'm using more senses. I hear the sound of the espresso machine, smell the fresh scones, taste fall's aroma. Mostly, I smell the stink of my own unwashed body under this shroud. End of cleansing! About time.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-02 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-02 Pub. Date: 2018-11-02
Image Number: 174751
Caption: I've been reduced to extreme measures. Randy? Is that you? This is the only way to prevent myself from hitting on gals. I can't be allowed to see or smell them. Of for them to see or hear me: My strong but tender hands, the lips that whisper like a gentle ocean breeze, the ... Oh, no! My turn-of-phrase is too sexy to be contained by a shroud! An ocean breeze with bad coffee breath.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-01 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-01 Pub. Date: 2018-11-01
Image Number: 174750
Caption: The cleansing process isn't working. For some reason, I can't seem to purge myself of the urge to hit on chicks. Why bother? I do it once a year for a week so that I can prove I have some control over my life and urges and so I can see new things in the world, besides just hot gals. For instance, did you know we have a bicameral democracy? Duh. Learned during cleansing '86, the year after discovering low-fat cheese. Of equivalent efficacy.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-31 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-31 Pub. Date: 2018-10-31
Image Number: 174749
Caption: Day 3. It's been 72 hours since I've hit on a chick or let myself be preoccupied with one. The cleansing process is working. I'm beginning to broaden my horizons. For instance … I wonder what will happen in the election. I should ask that gorgeous brunette over there sipping the latte! Begin again, Day 1.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-30 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-30 Pub. Date: 2018-10-30
Image Number: 174748
Caption: Oh, man. I can feel the burn. You look fine. What's the problem? It's been 24 hours since I last hit on a fine gal, contemplated doing so, sent an email to an ex, or read Maxim. The first 24 hours of my annual cleansing process are the hardest. I crave the sweet connection of a lady friend. But I can fight through a week without. Oh, stop it! Try fighting through a decade without!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-28 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-28 Pub. Date: 2018-10-28
Image Number: 174530
Caption: Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-07 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-07 Pub. Date: 2018-08-07
Image Number: 173395
Caption: I'm being blackmailed! What? By whom? It wasn't me. Don't hit. Not by you, you loser. Someone powerful. Someone who knows about my dark past. What dark past? Years ago, I was videotaped in a compromising position that involved … I can't say it. I won't say it. Say it. Never. Never, ever. Maybe for a foot massage.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-28 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-28 Pub. Date: 2018-05-28
Image Number: 171957
Caption: I just found out that all life on earth could end if we're ever hit by a huge gamma ray burst from some other galaxy. That sounds like sketchy information, little buddy. No, it's been verified. I typed in gamma ray burst hitting earth on Youtube, and got tons of videos about them killing us all. There was a single video disputing that, I assume. I heard that.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-12 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-12 Pub. Date: 2017-11-12
Image Number: 164319
Caption: Hi, Rudy. What the -- ?! Don't rush me, Uncle Mort. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web. $12.50. What'd I say? You asked how last night's date went. You wanted to know If we hit it off … If we had a goodnight kiss … if there'll be a second date … If we went for long walks on the beach ... If we're getting serious ... if I've met her parents ... if I've thought of how to propose ... if she's said yes ... if we've moved in together ... if we've discussed giving you grand-nieces and nephews ... All I said was "Hi, Rudy." Family can always red between the lines. What the -- ?! I am not looking too thin! What the -- ?! Take that back, I am not getting wrinkles.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-17 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-17 Pub. Date: 2017-09-17
Image Number: 162203
Caption: My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actually an Alternate Reality Version of Your Girlfriend So it's OK Saturdays." In other words, Saturdays are just fun stories about dumb guys who couldn't get away with dumb things. Viewership spikes to about 15 mil for those. Well ... anyway, like I was saying ... I'm just 87 subscribers away from hitting the 100-subscriber mark. Cool ... Hey, can I feature you on an upcoming "Stop Embarrassing Yourself Sunday"?
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-25 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-25 Pub. Date: 2017-05-25
Image Number: 158355
Caption: Federal Agent Murph … just so I get this straight, I'm not a suspect in the potential Russian blackmailing of the president? Of course not. I'm counting on you to cover it. As a journalist. I suspect my superiors are caving to pressure from the White House. My investigation may hit a brick wall. So the press may be our only hope to at least get it all out there. And since the suspect Rudy Park is your old roomie, I figured you'd want to be the one to tail him to Moscow. Then why am I tied up in the back of your van mphmph. Figured you'd like a ride to the airport. You're welcome.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-14 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-14 Pub. Date: 2017-01-14
Image Number: 153097
Caption: I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-11 hit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-11 Pub. Date: 2016-11-11
Image Number: 150764
Caption: Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadieâ„¢ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out of my life. She and he were always a little too close anyway. - C. Post, Seattle WA. Maybe for my midlife crisis, I'll try oversharing! It seems to make you happy. Advise Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
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