Teddy Tree! Get back here and put on your helmet!! Chill, mom. I'm born to be wil-ild! Look! Another organ donor!
So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm … Have you considered track?
Riding the bus to school is humiliating. So bike. My helmet squashes my hair. Get your mom to carpool. Then I'd owe her even more chores. Offer her this as an alternative. I am not home schooling you!! It's on you if I turn to drugs and crime.