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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-05 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-05 Pub. Date: 2019-07-05
Image Number: 178361
Caption: Congratulations, Jeremiah. You've passed your medical tests. Wonderful. Just one more thing. I need to know how you'll react under extreme stress. Pardon? Clean up my kitchen you toothless old boob! Where's the sponge, dear? I am flush. I'll pick you up at 8.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-04 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-04 Pub. Date: 2019-07-04
Image Number: 178360
Caption: If you want to go on a date, I'll need some basic information. Cholesterol level, history of family heart disease, cancer and diabetes … I will not be in a position of falling for you only to find out you're a lemon! Now give us a look at your gums. I'd rather not.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-17 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-17 Pub. Date: 2019-04-17
Image Number: 177234
Caption: I said: Get me a @#$% coffee! You're healed. What saved you? I was watching the news and I saw you - on my tv - spending the night to buy a new iPhone as soon as they went on sale. Your mindless consumerism made me so @#$% angry, that I spontaneously healed so I could come back here and strangle you! Hand over that &@#$ iPhone, loser! No way, it's keeping you healthy.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-21 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-21 Pub. Date: 2019-02-21
Image Number: 176400
Caption: Would you like to donate to my campaign for health commissioner? Not ever. Your arch-conservative laissez-faire values will let companies run roughshod over consumers. The only thing you'll make healthy are corporate coffers! Quite clever, no? Whatever. I take cash or checks.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-08 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-08 Pub. Date: 2018-07-08
Image Number: 172381
Caption: Halt! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah, so? Then you poured in a heap of half-and-half. Well, I … You're lying to yourself. You fashion yourself a heart-healthy consumer then give in to your debased nutritional habits and tastes. you probably hate big government but like pork projects in your district or favor states' rights but want courts to ban gay marriage at the federal level. What? Coffee habits as prism into a moral hypocrisy!!! Plus, that drink just sounds like it tastes terrible. I absolutely need a huge dollop of sugar.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-08 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-08 Pub. Date: 2018-07-08
Image Number: 172758
Caption: HALT! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah. So? Then you poured in a heap of half-and half. Well, I - You're lying to protect yourself. You fashion yourself a heart-healthy consumer then give in to your debased nutritional habits and tastes. You probably hate big government but like pork projects in your district or favor states' rights but want courts to ban gay marriage at the federal level. What? COFFEE HABITS AS PRISM INTO MORAL HYPOCRISY!!! Plus, that drink just sounds like it tastes terrible. I absolutely need a huge dollop of sugar.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-12 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-12 Pub. Date: 2018-05-12
Image Number: 171300
Caption: What's your question for Ask Sadie? Who do you thin has the best fries? McDonald's or Arby's? That depends. Which one is still fried in cattle grease? I know one or the other of them caved in to the anti-clogged-arteryists and switched to vegetable oil years ago. Health-fetishists ruin everything! Health isn't bad. Health is like everything else, too much of it is unhealthy!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-17 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-17 Pub. Date: 2016-07-17
Image Number: 145025
Caption: Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim is lousy.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-17 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-17 Pub. Date: 2016-02-17
Image Number: 139254
Caption: You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-24 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-24 Pub. Date: 2015-12-24
Image Number: 136905
Caption: Akron, OH, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great great grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept plowing.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-28 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-28 Pub. Date: 2015-11-28
Image Number: 135704
Caption: I'd like my money back. The celery smoothie didn't make me lose weight at all. I've been drinking three a day for two weeks, yet I've gained 17 pounds. Did you add any sugar or honey or anything to it? Don't try to change the subject. No refunds.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-16 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-16 Pub. Date: 2015-08-16
Image Number: 130397
Caption: Are you ok, Rudy? Yes. Fine. Just a flu I can't shake. Probiotics. You should be taking probiotics. And barnacles. Wait … head is fuzzy. What'd you say? It's an old trick Ernie Hemingway taught me when we were out on the high seas. You don scuba gear, go down to the docks, and scrape barnacles off a ship hull. Then you sleep with them stacked on your forehead and in the morning you stir them into your third mojito. I use ginseng tea instead of mojitos. Works just as well. I haven't been sick a single day in the last 55 years. I think I'll just stick to Robitussin. You're a corporate tool!!! You've got barnacle breath.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-07 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-07 Pub. Date: 2015-04-07
Image Number: 125275
Caption: I've got this mystery pain in the side of my face. That ever happen to you? Never. Every pain I've ever had has been accounted for. Test me. Ok … back pain? The year was 2003. I'd just rescued a horse from a mudslide. But her mate got jealous and kicked me in the back. I'm going to leave here feeling inadequate, aren't I? Also, 1997: After I rescued a surfer from its tentacles, a grumpy giant octopus sought revenge.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-04 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-04 Pub. Date: 2015-02-04
Image Number: 122488
Caption: I overheard you telling Rudy it would be wrong to use Microsoft's hololens to project the faces of beautiful people onto homely people. That's right. Hypothetically speaking, how would you, as a customer, feel about a café using hololens to project a fresh, healthy glow onto week-old pastries? Hypothetically, the trick would be learning to sneaking the goggles onto the faces of unsuspecting patrons. Is that why Rudy's army-crawling toward me on the floor with a pair of glasses? Hypothetically.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-04 healthy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-04 Pub. Date: 2015-01-04
Image Number: 120323
Caption: He'll have a crumb of wheat toast. No I won't! I'll have a sausage biscuit with cheese. And he'll have a plain glass of water. No I won't! I'll have a mocha with whipped cream. And for dessert ... I'll have a hot buttered blueberry scone with pumpkin-spice frosting and peppermint sprinkles! That looks lovely! He'll have plain yogurt. If you don't eat right, you won't be around for me to berate. Give me a double donut burger! A triple would be more humane.
     
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