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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-05 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-05 Pub. Date: 2016-09-05
Image Number: 148390
Caption: Poverty Injection. The company that makes life-saving Epipens has raised their price dramatically. But my son has food allergies and might die! So what? Our profits are nuts! Mylan. Oops, bad choice of words. And now, some reactions from the rest of the world. Tanzania. Oh, you can't afford drugs from the U.S. either? Rural India. We've started a fundraiser for the unfortunate American children with severe allergies. We call it "Papayas for Pens." Kabul, Afghanistan. Only a barbaric culture would allow kids to die so elites can lie like kings!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-21 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-21 Pub. Date: 2011-11-21
Image Number: 86596
Caption: Slowpoke. The frozen pizza industry successfully fought a rule requiring that school lunch pizza actually contain a significant about of tomato paste to count as a veggie. What's next in … The War on Vegetables. Finding ways to remove nutrients from food. We should stop looking for handouts from the food we eat. Formation of the Grease Party. The founding fathers loved cheesy fries! Gardening criminalized. Step away from the hydroponic tomatoes and come out with your hands up! But - but - they're MEDICINAL! Mass veggie burning. My kids won't be exposed to this filth!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-04 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 86597
Caption: Slowpoke. Old McDonald's had a farm … McDonald's - the exact opposite of everything foodies stand for - has an ad campaign appealing to … FOODIES. "McDonald's Big Mac. HAND-CRAFTED for that one-of-a-kind taste. And made just for you." Shot of barn. 100% Big Mac. Soon: Hoping to cash in on the local food movement, McDonald's starts it own CSAs. McHippie. Your weekly delivery, ma'am! M. Executives tout the company's small farm ethos. All of our C.A.F.O.s* are just like the one your grandma used to have! How much longer do I have to sit here in this stinking swill pit? *Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation. Even Michael Pollan is impressed! D-doesn't get any more sustainable that McDonalds. Please help me. The Omnivore's Dilemma. Whap!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86600
Caption: Slowpoke. Need an abortion in South Dakota? Thanks to a new law, you'll have to get anti-abortion counseling first. You DO realize that at nine weeks, a fetus is fully capable of filing taxes and solving quadratic equations, don't you? BABY YES! Coming soon: More conservative counseling! Before you buy a fuel-efficient car: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I know gas is high, but you must realize that real men have a big carbon footprint! At the health food store: Before you buy that brown rice and tofu, I should advise you that there's a McDonalds across the street offering lovely All-American Big Macs. Kelp Krunchies. Spelt Zings. When you get a passport: But why would you WANT to leave the greatest nation on Earth, even for a week?
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86605
Caption: Slowpoke. 2019: It had to happen eventually. The New York Times. ALL FOOD RECALLED. President Palin to Address Nation. FDA is Powerless. Depression Continues For 11th Year. Cannibalism on the Rise. The culprit: This single industrial complex that provides the country's ENTIRE FOOD SUPPLY. They bought off inspectors for years. The first thing this reporter sees upon entry is a pile of snouts in a pool of Astroglide. The government has issued instructional pamphlets to the hungry masses. So You Have Nothing to Eat. HOW TO SHOOT A SQUIRREL. 1. Obtain a firearm. It's easy in the U.S.! 2. Locate a squirrel. 3. Point firearm at squirrel. Note: Shoot your neighbors only as a last resort. Here's a man digging for edible roots in the woods. Sir, do you think we need to improve food safety? What are you? Some kind of socialist? Do you think I'll die if I eat this?
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86607
Caption: Slowpoke. Perhaps you've seen this email that's been floating around the internet. To all the kids who survived the 1930s-70s: We slept in cribs covered in lead paint … We rode our bikes without helmets … We rode in cars without seat belts, booster seats, or airbags ... Yet these generations produced some of the greatest risk-takers and inventors ever! If you are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! Share this with others who grew up before the LAWYERS and GOVERNMENT regulated so much of our lives. YEAH! Kids today are sissies! We at Slowpoke would like to add these examples. As a kid, my grandma worked 23 hour days in the knicker factory and slept in a bed made of dung. I'm sure she would have HATED the way the guv'mint tells us what to do now! I've had four kids thrown from a moving vehicle! I've had five! Damn, you win! If there were no speed limit, I'da had six by now! We only give Timmy lead-painted toys from China. They build character. He just loves to suck on his truck. Wal-Mart.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-09-18 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-09-18 Pub. Date: 2006-09-18
Image Number: 86623
Caption: Slowpoke. Kneejerkin'. Welcome back to "Late Night With Mr. Perkins." Let's play a little game I call "Kneejerkin'," in which I try to get average Americans to oppose their own beliefs. Here comes one now! Hello, sir. Do you prefer food that does not contain poison? Hell yeah! Would you eat organic food? I ain't no flower-sniffer, buddy. Score. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you support universal health care? Oh yes, that would be nice. Do you want insurance provided by a government bureaucracy? DAMN GUV'MINT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Score again! Hi there. Should we regulate pollution and protect national parks. Yes. We must think of our children. Are you an environmentalist? I hate those smelly tree-huggers! Three for three. Next week: Kneejerkin' in Hackensack!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86615
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of lobbying by the food industry, the House recently passed the National Uniformity For Food Act which negates states' food safety laws in favor of weaker federal regulation. (Crossed out) WARNINGL This food contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer. What other new food safety laws lie ahead? Nutrition Label Reform - relaxes burdensome accuracy requirements. I can't believe these only contain one gram of fat. Tallow Twists. Rockin' Jalapeno Flavor. Heart Healthy. The Pretty Produce Act - Airbrushed fruit legalized. In the age of Photoshop, people demand perfection! Why not give it to them? Nature's Bosom Bananas. PSSSHT! Eventually, labeling is no longer an issue, as the food industry convinces people toxins are good for them. New Merculoids! Mountains of Mmm - mmm - Methylmercury in every bite! Mommy! I want Merculoids! I want Merculoids! Yes, dear.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86617
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, hungry Americans! Do you find that steakhouses like these aren't quite meeting your renegade eating needs? Then check out these NEW ADVENTURES IN THEME DINING! Aussie Steak Hut. Blazing Cattles Bar & Grill. Attila's Meat Pit. No waiting to be seated - you must CONQUER your table by slaying animatronic monks! The booth of Naissus is MINE! HA! Today's Specials. Blood of Bledo $11. Flesh of the Ostrogoths. Apocalypse Cow. Fine dining in a post-nuclear atmosphere. Customers chase down their own mutant bovine and roast them over burning oil wells. Look! There's some! The Beef Lobby Lounge. Meat free from the shackles of government inspection. A real walk on the wild side! Mmm ... Mad cow prions make all the difference. This E. Coli-splattered steak is NOT for sissies! Food Guide Pyramid. Beef.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86618
Caption: Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86622
Caption: Slowpoke. THE NEW ENERGY BARS. Hey, consumers! Ever noticed there's an energy bar like this one for almost every demographic? Check out these latest niche-marketed treats! LOONA Urban New Age Goddess Bar. Pro-X3 Amino Booster. Metabolic Symmetry. Gross Tanning. Total Body Bar. THIS IS NOT AN IRONY BAR. Irony Bar. Bolton Bar. Diplomacy Free! Bolton Bar. With rabid badger to enhance surliness, and vitamin B complexes for thick, bushy mustache growth. Sloth Bar. Sloth Bar for those who sit. BOOM BAR. Baby's got BAR! The Boom Bar. With built-in subwoofers, it's the only bar with block-rockin' bass! Power-Hungry Bar. Now with Wing Nuts! The RNC. tm. Power-hungry Bar. If you eat another brand, you're with the terrorists.
     
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