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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-02 health and safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-02 Pub. Date: 2018-07-02
Image Number: 172846
Caption: In conclusion, America must ban immigrants from inferior nations and instead celebrate European culture. You mean you support a strong social safety net? Excellent high-speed train systems? Universal Health Care? No. Liberal democracy? No. Respect for science and the Paris Climate Accord? No. Generous vacations and paid family leave? No. Bicycle-friendly cities like Amsterdam and Copenhagen? Look, I mean I like white people, okay? Oh, right!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-27 health and safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-27 Pub. Date: 2014-07-27
Image Number: 114548
Caption: Sincerely Screwed. A Colorado judge recently ruled against the town's ban on fracking. "While the court appreciates the Longmont citizens' sincerely held beliefs about risks to their health and safety, the court does not find this is sufficient to completely devalue the state's interest." Bam! So ... "sincerely held beliefs" are protected when they are religious beliefs of a store that sells glue-on googly eyes ... Hobby Lobby. Sex is only for making baby box stores. But not when they are held by actual people and grounded in observable scientific reality. Pumphouse Brewery. Would it help if I called that the Devil? So if you want to keep fracking out of your community, you'd better pray. Works about as well as voting apparently.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-24 health and safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-25 Pub. Date: 2014-03-24
Image Number: 109383
Caption: Obama's Surgeon General pick is in jeopardy because the NRA objects to his support of basic gun safety measures. Guns don't kill people - safety laws do! All future nominees must pass an interview with the NRA. The LACK of guns in America is a public health crisis. Not enough conviction. Next! As Surgeon General, I'd develop a Gun Guide Pyramid and set a recommended daily allowance of ammo. Good, good. Make me Surgeon General or I'll shoot you. I think we have a winner.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-10 health and safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-10 Pub. Date: 2012-12-10
Image Number: 91029
Caption: Fiscal Cliff Funnies. Big box o' Krap. Fair pay now. You even think about starting a union, and I'll have you flogged. Here's the deal: We cut employee pensions and everyone in this room gets a $1 million bonus. If I were scheduled just one more hour per week, I could get health insurance! Tsk, tsk! Always looking at the glass half-empty, aren't we? The Daily Sputum. Budget battle: Cuts to social safety net ahead? Bah! If people just worked harder, they wouldn't need @#!^ entitlements!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 health and safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 health and safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86607
Caption: Slowpoke. Perhaps you've seen this email that's been floating around the internet. To all the kids who survived the 1930s-70s: We slept in cribs covered in lead paint … We rode our bikes without helmets … We rode in cars without seat belts, booster seats, or airbags ... Yet these generations produced some of the greatest risk-takers and inventors ever! If you are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! Share this with others who grew up before the LAWYERS and GOVERNMENT regulated so much of our lives. YEAH! Kids today are sissies! We at Slowpoke would like to add these examples. As a kid, my grandma worked 23 hour days in the knicker factory and slept in a bed made of dung. I'm sure she would have HATED the way the guv'mint tells us what to do now! I've had four kids thrown from a moving vehicle! I've had five! Damn, you win! If there were no speed limit, I'da had six by now! We only give Timmy lead-painted toys from China. They build character. He just loves to suck on his truck. Wal-Mart.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 health and safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86617
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, hungry Americans! Do you find that steakhouses like these aren't quite meeting your renegade eating needs? Then check out these NEW ADVENTURES IN THEME DINING! Aussie Steak Hut. Blazing Cattles Bar & Grill. Attila's Meat Pit. No waiting to be seated - you must CONQUER your table by slaying animatronic monks! The booth of Naissus is MINE! HA! Today's Specials. Blood of Bledo $11. Flesh of the Ostrogoths. Apocalypse Cow. Fine dining in a post-nuclear atmosphere. Customers chase down their own mutant bovine and roast them over burning oil wells. Look! There's some! The Beef Lobby Lounge. Meat free from the shackles of government inspection. A real walk on the wild side! Mmm ... Mad cow prions make all the difference. This E. Coli-splattered steak is NOT for sissies! Food Guide Pyramid. Beef.
     
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