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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-07-08 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-07-08 Pub. Date: 2019-07-08
Image Number: 178520
Caption: First they came for the tofu dogs … Mississippi has banned imitation meat products from being labeled burger or hot dog, punishable by jail. So, what are you in for? Meatcrime. Aren't these the same people who usually complain about the PC language police? Why can't I say the n-word? Also, anyone who uses the phrase Tofurky dog should be locked up! Who'd have guessed hot dog would become an aspirational concept? This soy product is an insult to every honest, upstanding tube of meat paste. And what will Gardenburger do in Mississippi? arden-Gay urger-bay. Hey, that's Pig Latin! No pork-related languages on non-meat products!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-04-22 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-04-22 Pub. Date: 2019-04-22
Image Number: 177366
Caption: Not Helping. Mueller Report Edition. Here's evidence of crimes it's up to Congress to do something about. Kthanksbye! No. I don't criticize the President while I'm out of the country. I'm a brilliant contrarian journalist who's been right all along if you ignore everything in the report. The real question is how does this affect the 2020 horse race? Russia shmussia! Now, if Democrats did this, there'd be hell to pay. We must apply a very high standard of deference to the President. Unlike, say, a female candidate or a black teenager. Guess it's up to the voters to fix this mess!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-26 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-26 Pub. Date: 2018-02-26
Image Number: 169078
Caption: Future Veterans of the Information Wars. Yeah, I once got ambushed by a whole troll farm. Held 'em off for as long as I could. But their hashtag eventually triumphed. They just kept setting up fake new sites faster than we could debunk them. Entire populations were captured overnight! I used to specialize in hand-to-bot combat. But you kill one, and another pops up in its place. My 5,000-word think pieces o medium were no match for their Youtube channels. I guess fact-checking doesn't work if no one hears you.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-11 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-11 Pub. Date: 2017-12-11
Image Number: 166208
Caption: Mr & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2017. Now that the mall has closed, I guess we'll try this shopping center. The Bunker Bunker. Survive in style! Lead throw pillows $49. The Bump Stockyard. Rapid-fire deals! Fashy Bug. Make it a white polo Christmas! Doesn't Auntie Perkins like Fashion Bug? Yes, but this looks different. Gorka-Tex™ all-weather stomping gear. Made in Hungary. This stuff is very popular now, I gather. Um ... let's just look for a cute animal calendar. Flag capes. Kek ties. Mein Katpf. 2018 calendars. Der Fürer. Überkatzen. The Will to Purr. On second thought, maybe I'll just bake her a fruitcake.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-15 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-15 Pub. Date: 2016-08-15
Image Number: 147572
Caption: Fox's Female Follies. At least 20 women have accused Fox New's Roger Ailes of sexual harassment. Hey ladies! Fox News Henhouse. Sleep with me and you'll go places! Piggishness at Fox? Who would have guessed? The scourge of campus rape accusations. A man can't even pinch his intern's ass anymore. Fox News. It's nice that these women are standing up after years of spouting ideological hogwash ... and another minority group demanded special privileges today. PC culture! Ugh! Fox News. Too bad they might not get their day in court. Remember you signed this! Heh-heh. Binding arbitration agreement. But I thought that was for frivolous lawsuits!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-30 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 144090
Caption: Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud detangling. Crap. Grocery store math games. 89¢ each. Sale! 10 for $10. Cush Tush. Ti-D Bum. Guess I'd better buy ten of these! Easter egg hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... nope ... nope ... aha!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128822
Caption: Captains of Industry Speak! On offshoring: If you love something, set it free. That's why we're setting 3,000 jobs free, like gazelles, to bound to new and exotic points of the compass! Just imagine: Data entry under a Calcutta moon! Guangdong cam. Bangalore cam. On downsizing: We had to cut 1,500 jobs, or else we couldn't afford my $50 million bonus. It's just the harsh reality of the market! On automation: The Adminidroid 8000 can do most white-collar desk jobs at a fraction of the cost of actual humans! But don't worry - there will be plenty of new jobs in robot maintenance! On raising the minimum wage: Pay more than $7.25 an hour!? NO WAY! Why, we'd have to CUT JOBS! I guess we won't even ask about unions.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-09 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 124181
Caption: Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-02 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-02 Pub. Date: 2015-03-02
Image Number: 123871
Caption: "Right to be a Jerk" States. "Right to Work" laws. They sound so sympathetic to the ordinary worker. Alec. Laws made to order. Just tryin' to help you get a job, little lady! Pat pat. But what they're about is preventing unions from collecting dues. Monthly meeting. Local 341. So, for March we collected $4.87 and half a bagel. So really it's more like a "Right to be a Jerk" state. Guess what? We can organize against you, but you're on your own against us! Corp. lawyer. The assumption being that workers can't do math. Well, I'm only making minimum wage ... But hey, no union dues! I come out ahead, right?
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-14 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-15 Pub. Date: 2014-07-14
Image Number: 113970
Caption: Big Box O' Poverty. Krap-Mart wants cheaper gnomes, so no more bathroom breaks! Sale! Acme Garden Gnome. Welcome to Krap-Mart. You'll be part-time at $8.25 an hour. Food Stamps FAQ. You'll want this. Can't compete with gnomes that cost $3 less! Ye Old Mom & Pop Gnome and Troll Shoppe. Out of business. Guess I'll have to go work at Krap-Mart! Boycott Krap-Mart. But stuff here is cheap! Why do you want to hurt the poor?
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-02 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-03 Pub. Date: 2013-12-02
Image Number: 104784
Caption: Cell Cell. What to expect if cellphone use is allowed on planes. Hey, guess where I'm calling from! Can you hear me? I'm on a plane. ON. A. PLANE. Wait, you're breaking up. The same greetings, over and over. Digital babies to complement the actual babies. Daddy will be home soon! Waaaaah! Shrieeek! The virtual Mile-High Club. Ooh baby. Send me one more snapchat! Even more nickel-and-diming by the airlines. I'm sorry, the non-phoning section is full, but for $75 extra we can dangle you from a wing. I'll take it!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-18 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-19 Pub. Date: 2013-11-18
Image Number: 104201
Caption: Hygenia, Greek Goddess of Wellness in Hell Bent for Healthcare. Iconic bowl and snake. 2010. Dammit, the Americans need my help again. First, I had to put up with thee bozos. No Death Panuls. The Supreme Court almost killed Obamacare, but I had a little talk with John Roberts. Don't even get me started on Ted Cruz. And now: The website's broken! Guess we should give up. Healthcare.gov. Try again later. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH? Will the goddess be defeated by a website? Stay tuned!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-03 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-04 Pub. Date: 2013-06-03
Image Number: 97832
Caption: The GOP is trying to cut food stamps. Aw, SNAP! There goes that gravy train. I was living so high on the hog - all the pureed peas I could eat! I know. I used to SLAM that Gerber Peach Cobbler. So, what now? I guess it's time to pull ourselves up by our bootie straps. Unemployment Office. Where are we, anyway? I don't know, but I'm getting hungry.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-19 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-19
Image Number: 97286
Caption: GAP'S REPUTATION COLLAPSE. Even after the recent garment factory collapse that killed 1,127 in Bangladesh, THE GAP - along with WALMART - refuses to sign a legally-binding agreement to improve safety conditions in the country. Cracks in the retailer's facade began to appear when making excuses about why it couldn't sign an enforceable measure. The U.S. is quite litigious. Heh-heh. KRRK! GAP. If warning signs are ignored, the brand could collapse, killing over 3,000 stores, including several hundred GAP KIDS and BABYGAPS. Ethical GAPS will remain open! The Ethical GAP. Sale! Death Polos. Steel-plated summer hats. Protection from sun, falling beams. As a Bangladeshi garment worker, what do you think of all this? I guess GAP just wants us to continue living in a BANANA REPUBLIC! Well, they DO own that.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-25 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-26 Pub. Date: 2013-02-25
Image Number: 94058
Caption: Welcome to American Idle, the national auto idling competition! Whoever can run their engine the longest with the most unnecessary pollution will be today's champion! Ready … Set … IDLE! Brumm! Look at that cat not go! Yeah, this baby can really idle. I like to take her to the 7-11 parking lot and let her sit. Brumm-brumm-brumm. Hello, ma'am. What do you say to those who point out that warming up a modern cat engine on a cold morning is unnecessary? Well, I guess they'll never know the joy of giving the gift of asthma to a small child! At this outdoor cafe, the contest is literally knocking out the crowds! Rumble rumble. We'll be back tomorrow with the results. In the meantime, remember: try this at home!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-21 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-22 Pub. Date: 2013-01-21
Image Number: 92735
Caption: Lance's Harsh Landing. What if Lance Armstrong's troubles forced him to live like the rest of us? I don't care how fast you can bike up the Pyrenees - How fast can you process customer service calls? I'm sorry, sir, but with your history of drug use, I'm afraid we can't offer you health insurance. Well, without any sponsorships, it looks like you can only afford this used Schwinn fixie. On the bright side, you'll be a total hipster! Guess it's back to just watching Oprah on tv like everybody else ...
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-17 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-17 Pub. Date: 2010-10-17
Image Number: 89900
Caption: Slowpoke. Search Engine Wars. Google recently launched Google Instant, a search-as-you-type feature that anticipates what you're looking for. Google. Looking for God, getting Godaddy. Bing quickly counters with Bing Cortex, which taps your brain's electrical impulses to give you search results before you type a single character. Think of Rafael Nadal gave me the Dali Lama - But still, pretty cool! Not to be outdone, Google unveils Google Prenatal, which causes your parents' search terms to predict what you'll look for before you're born. Already compiling database for offspring's "custom bong" search in 2028. Bing retaliates with the nuclear option, Bing Big Picture, which questions why you should care about your search at all. Do you really want to spend your brief time on this Earth researching "Charo's beast implants"? No, no I guess not.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-24 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-24 Pub. Date: 2010-05-24
Image Number: 90120
Caption: Slowpoke. More E-holes. The black hole - emails go to this person to die. Oh, a little person has asked me a question, as though I would actually answer it. IGNORE! The Famesquatter - claims celebrity names on her social networking sites for herself. Maybe more people will love me if I Tweet as Oprah. Oprah Winfrey: Just saw dentist. No cavities! The reckless inviter - invites ALL Facebook friends to events they couldn't possibly attend, not would they want to. You are invited to the Sixth Annual Baking Soda Symposium to be held Saturday at the Yakima Doubletree. The Oblivinerd - person clearly unaffected by the recession who boasts about gadget expenditures. Can't decide on skin for iPhone. Guess I'll get all six. Already bored with my iPad. What's next?
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-16 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-16 Pub. Date: 2009-11-16
Image Number: 90473
Caption: Slowpoke. That's Mentertainment! Did you know that Leno, Letterman and Conan have ZERO women writers?* Writers' Room. Hey bro, guess what" We've got an opening. Yeah, dude! You in? Rad! All right, man. Later! Mr. Bounce. What if females dominated the entertainment industry? Frumpy chicks would always get the hunks. Paula Blort. Mall*Cop. I know I've got a weight problem. It's ok, because you're beautiful inside. There'd be lots of movies without any men - And few would find it weird. Um, isn't something missing here? You're right - I'll get some popcorn. Of course, any men who complained would be dismissed as P.C. whiners. Eh, you'd see more guys on late night TV if they just had talent. *Nell Scovell, Vanity Fair.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-07-07 guess 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-07-07 Pub. Date: 2008-07-07
Image Number: 91243
Caption: Slowpoke. Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud Detangling. Crap. Grocery Store Math Games. 89 cents each. SALE! 10 for $10! Guess I'd better buy ten of these! DVD Easter Egg Hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special Features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... Nope ... Nope ... AHA!
     
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