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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 grass 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-08 grass 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-08 Pub. Date: 2010-08-08
Image Number: 89890
Caption: Slowpoke. The Bush tax cuts for the rich are set to expire, bit not without a fight. Why would people making boatloads of money in THIS economy still need a tax break? I need to buy a Lexus with tinted windows. Driving past people you've laid off can be awkward! I feel occasional pangs of guild that I need to work out with Lady Spankalot. She's not cheap - OUCH! Goldman Sachs trader. I need that money to keep all these homeless people from urinating on my property! This electric grass seems to do the trick. The poor are too lazy to bribe lawmakers, so we need that extra money to do it ourselves. So you can get more tax cuts? Hell yeah!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-20 grass 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-20 Pub. Date: 2010-06-20
Image Number: 90124
Caption: Slowpoke. Backyard Blitz. Hi there! I'm Al Perkins, President of L.O.U.D.* Here are some tips to keep your yard looking great this summer! Why use a broom to sweep grass clippings when you can use a LEAF BLOWER? REEEEEE-EEEEEEEE. Don’t bother with a ladder for those hard-to-reach places. A rocket-propelled jetpack will make pruning a BREEZE. BZZZZZZ. Cough! Cough! ROAR! BLAAAAAR! Scare off crows and other critters by encircling your yard with a wall of Marshall amps blaring Norwegian black metal! SA-TAN! SA-TAN! Bzzzz. Roar. And then it's time to sit back and relax! Ahh ... REEEEEEE. *Lawns Of Ungodly Decibels.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 grass 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92650
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Ah, yes! It's that time of year again when a young woman's fancy turns to male undergrads' tawny, muscled thighs covered with a light dusting of man-fur! (Sigh) It puts me in such a poetic mood! 'Sup, bro? Abercrumbie Lacrosse. O college boy, thine leg hair is like a meadow of wild grasses through which I would cavort nakedly, leaving heart-shaped crop circles. Huwh? Are you, like, an English major? Actually, I have my PH.D. in hanky-pankypology. Old Gravy XL Athletics. Aye, behold the sturdy young scholar, with legs like golden Corinthian pillars! Would that I could snip some of your calf fuzz and weave it with others' into a giant tapestry. 'Twould be my homage to man's glorious ursine pelt! Momma warned me about girls like this! Gapp Tennis. Hey, what about me? I'm a cyclist, so I shave my legs. Ah, the sinewy, glabrous legs of bikers! Spandex swaddled, spring-loaded pistons ready for action! You can ride the Tour de Drooly anytime! Move over Bukowski!
     
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