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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-19 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-19 Pub. Date: 2017-06-19
Image Number: 159665
Caption: The Scarlet Lunch. For decades, many U.S. kids without lunch money have been given low-grade substitute lunches and sometimes put to work. Five more minutes of mopping and you can get your shame sandwich! Clearly, there's a problem here … with poor kids not pulling their weight. These little moochers, sitting at desks being taught. Back in my day, the poor kids shoveled coal into furnaces at the carriage factory! Maybe it's time to stop giving free textbooks and chairs to these education queens. Emmie, can you read page 126 about Reaganomics for us? Actually, no. America: Keepin' it class-y! I'll take one. Loser. Poor.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-30 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-30 Pub. Date: 2011-07-30
Image Number: 89281
Caption: Slowpoke. Keepin' em straight through grade eight! A bill in Tennessee would make it illegal for teachers to even mention homosexuality to pupils below 9th grade. I'm sorry officer - The g-word just popped out! Sodomy-free school zone. Tell it to the judge, unwholesome wench! Inspired by Tennessee, Arkansas bans all equals signs from math class. Another symbol is quickly adopted. One man married one woman and they have six kids. How many people are in the family? Not to be outdone, Texas issues protective devices to all children.* Gay-cancelling headphones. Special "hear no queer" technology filters out pervert words. Heterogoggles. Replace one member of a same-sex couple with a person of the opposite sex. So as not to corrupt children who read newspapers, press coverage of these developments is limited. Ban on mentioning [unmentionable] goes into effect. As of today, it is officially illegal to discuss [unmentionable] publicly. While a majority of voters support the move, some [unmentionable] activists oppose the new law. Abigail Swenson, a [unmentionable], stated at a protest rally: "Unfair attack on [unmentionables] will not stand. "When asked ... "
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92670
Caption: Slowpoke. Leave Your Child Behind. Hey, parents! Are you concerned that your child will grow up to be an intellectual elite? "Then urge your school district to adopt the Leave Your Child Behind curriculum! There's no fancy book-learning … Except for literal reading of the Good Book." NASA research proves that the sun really stood still in the sky!* *Actual lesson being taught in 300+ school districts. "High-falutin' critical thinking is discouraged, as students are told everything they need to know. European settlers in America liberated the Indians! But I heard ... You heard WRONG! 3x4=34. "We've also retooled the traditional grading system." Oh no! I got an "Arrogant!" I got a Freedom-plus!" "In the end, all of our graduates receive social DUH-grees!" Congratulations, young lady! Aren't you glad you decided against that career in science? Duhhhh ... Enroll your child today ... Because freedumb is on the march! Duh ... Duh ... Duh ... Duh ...
     
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