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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-18 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-18 Pub. Date: 2017-09-18
Image Number: 163008
Caption: Competition Breaks Out Between Successors to the Saudi Throne. So he has decided not to fight me for the throne? He wants to spend more time with his family.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-20 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-20 Pub. Date: 2017-08-20
Image Number: 161959
Caption: Mr. Bannon Plans. Tomorrow is a new day! I come out guns blazin'. No more White House losers! I'm on fire! Hey! You listenin'? I'm gonna blow up the whole Republican party! Bam! I'm destroyin' the stupid Senate. I'll dynamite the House of Representatives! That'll show 'em! Then I'll take over the whole country! Just me! Running everything! Pow! Hey! You listenin'? Why doesn't anyone listen to me? You wanna drink?
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-31 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-31 Pub. Date: 2017-03-31
Image Number: 156458
Caption: Ivanka On The Job. Look! My new office … Right down the hall from daddy's. I can get some ideas about how to get more votes from women! Daddy's Li'l Girl. Ivanka. I can't wait to try out some ideas on that nice Mr. Bannon! He's so smart! Let's see … something for women ... Ivantalot. I'm surrounded by idiots ... Oooh ... Free panty hose for all women ... Ivantabankalot. Idiot number one ... Well, well, hard at work I see ... Yup! And listen to this idea, Steve ... Ivantabank.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-10 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-10 Pub. Date: 2016-05-10
Image Number: 143253
Caption: Europeans Kick Out Syrian Children. Your problems are not our fault! Next time be more careful about where you are born! Get out! Raus! Sortez! Esca! Salga!
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-06 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-06 Pub. Date: 2015-03-06
Image Number: 124161
Caption: Ringling Brothers Says No More Elephants in the Circus. Oh, no! We've been fired! We're out of the circus? No more clowns? No more sideshows? No more brass bands? Wait Here's something. Want Ads. Here it is GOP now hiring for 2016. Clowns. Magicians. Bearded ladies.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-28 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-28 Pub. Date: 2014-07-28
Image Number: 114543
Caption: A Few More Ways Pope Francis Is Proving He Is a Man of the People. He's doing his own laundry. He's helping out in the kitchen with housework He even goes out for pizza in a car of the people but they won't let him do windows. No, no, no
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-29 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-29 Pub. Date: 2014-04-29
Image Number: 110906
Caption: Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! See, the reason we're in favor of Jeb Bush is that he's more middle of the road. He got positions that will attract more votes. He'll appeal to the undecided and moderates who favor center-right positions. He's not an extremist. He's well-known. He's even got a Hispanic wife! ... So ... Ok. Forget the Hispanic wife. We can edit her out. We'll send her to Maine or somewheres ...
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-15 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-15 Pub. Date: 2014-04-15
Image Number: 110343
Caption: The Traditional GOP Wants to Reach Out to Women. Of course my dear, you are more than welcome at the Republican Club And get us some coffee Naturally you'll want to ask your husband about this first. You know, my mother was a Republican. Ike. So um ... did it hurt? Um ... I mean, when you fell from heaven? Heh? Hi!
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-11 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-11 Pub. Date: 2013-08-11
Image Number: 100429
Caption: Out at Yankee Stadium Loyal Fans Advise A-Rod. Shame! On you. A-Fraud go home. Fuggedabaddit! Get lost! A-Rod drop dead! Beah! Beer. I can't remember when I've had more fun at a baseball game. Hey! A-Rod you stink! Loser! A-Rod die.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-10 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-10 Pub. Date: 2013-01-10
Image Number: 92306
Caption: After Being Bailed Out by the US, AIG Will Sue the US for More Money. You're welcome AIG.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-20 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-20 Pub. Date: 2012-11-20
Image Number: 90269
Caption: New Tasty Treats to Replace the Lost Twinkies! New Stinkies! Just like the Twinkies that never went bad, except these have no preservatives so they go bad almost immediately. Contains sugar, and some sort of yellow moldable compound. Corn may be involved. Sugar flavored. Stinkies. Cream-filled extrusion. Real organic odors. No preservatives! For that natural smell. Stinkies. Contains sugar, yellow material. Wink-winks and Nudge-Nudges! Wow, it's a Little Debbie all growed up. Wink-winks are pure white. Nudge-nudges are sort of fudge colored. A social lesson in each pack. Made of sugar colored sugar and brown colored sugar. Say no more. Wink-winks. Nudge-nudges. No more Ho-ho's these days. New Uh-Ohs! Dad gets laid off down at the mud mine the last thing he wants in his lunch box is a snack that laughs at him. Tasty cupcakes that say - hey, loser, we understand. And they taste that way, too. Uh-ohs. Great for Kids! Little Dippie Mini Donutz. Named after Little Debbie's not-so-bright sister, the who - well, never mind. Sugary snack globs covered with sugar, with a rich sugar taste that will remind you of sugar. And note the new funny spelling! You'll go nutty for donutz. Little Dippie. Direct from New York! Don-Dons! Inspired by the famous real estate and television personality. Don-Dons are topped with shredded cocoanut. Pigeons love 'em! Don-Dons. Formerly Ding-Dongs. Cocoanut topping. Wonder Stuff. Handy around the house 12 ways! Soaks up spills. Replace oil filters. Keep loose patio tiles in place. Temporary tooth filling. Stops drafts under doors. Start charcoal fires. Stop charcoal fires. Real bread taste! Real bread shade! And that old favorite Wonder Bread (crossed out) stuff. More nutritious that a roll of paper towels, and more absorbent! Baked using natural materials fairly near a field of wheat.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-02 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-02 Pub. Date: 2012-05-02
Image Number: 80175
Caption: Christ Christies Endorses Wisconsin Governor Koch Brothers er Scott Walker. "For the next five weeks, America is going to find out the answer to what is more powerful, the people or the money Wisconsin will answer that question." Chris Christie. Madison, WI. April 20, 2012.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-20 get out more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-20 Pub. Date: 2010-06-20
Image Number: 50487
Caption: BP's Chief Tony Hayward Takes Time Out In the Middle of Oil Spill Crisis to Go Yacht Racing with His Son Dad The news said you were a repulsive uncaring corporate thief Is that true? Of course it is, son, how do you think we got the yacht? More.
     
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