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Rudy Park

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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-23 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-23 Pub. Date: 2019-08-23
Image Number: 179025
Caption: Did you see my citizens journalist special report? Nope. My first big scoop: Some of the café's day-old pastries are actually two day-old pastries. HOJ. I'm speaking truth to power! Fascinating. Who served these pastries? Well, me. I think I've got my first scoop.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-16 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-16 Pub. Date: 2019-06-16
Image Number: 178108
Caption: You ever have a nickname? Not really. Too bad. Usually nicknames are terms of endearment. If you have one, it means people like you. Randy's got one. If I'm not mistaken, his meathead football friends call him The Rock. I guess that's true. No biggie. I'm sure people just didn't get around to giving you one. Whatever. What if we call you The Spendinator? Means: Miserable indebted failure who lacks soul in an endearing way. Old bag, you played this one beautifully.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-12 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-12 Pub. Date: 2019-04-12
Image Number: 177157
Caption: This café isn't the same without Sadie. I thought she annoyed you. I just did a market analysis and it turns out that her aggravating temperment entertains our patrons. That old wind bag is good for business. Until she gets well, I'm testing replacements. Hey loser, you stink like my armpit! Yawn.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-08 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-08 Pub. Date: 2019-04-08
Image Number: 177153
Caption: Hey, loser! What do you want? I need a ride to the doctor to get my test results. You just called me a loser. You're an even bigger loser if you don't help out an old lady. I'm a genius. Evil genius.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-13 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-13 Pub. Date: 2019-01-13
Image Number: 175597
Caption: One bottled water. Are you certain, fine sir? They're terrible for the environment. The bottles are petrol-based. Plus, you've got to ship them, which takes energy. And the nutritional value is dubious. You're much better off having a glass of old-fashioned tap water. I think I will. One cold glass from the tap. Coming up. That'll be $3. For tap water?! You're bettering yourself and the environment. Well played, savant.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-09 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-09 Pub. Date: 2019-01-09
Image Number: 175760
Caption: You're Tracy Jensen? What of it? What happened to you? Last year, you were a sweet little 7-year-old on the girls' basketball team we sponsor. Not I'm an 8-year-old scoring 32 points a night and wondering where my @#$% hot chocolate is. Still sweet as all get up. Make it happen, runt.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-03 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-03 Pub. Date: 2019-01-03
Image Number: 175665
Caption: You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-11 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-11 Pub. Date: 2018-12-11
Image Number: 175398
Caption: You've modified your unified theory of picking up chicks? The first big change in 10 years. I had to account for a key change in how people relate. They have incredibly short attention spans. Under my old theory, you used to have 45 seconds to get a chick's attention. Now you have less than 20. You lost me two sentences ago. I'm tweeting. The Love Doctor rests his case.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-13 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-13 Pub. Date: 2018-11-13
Image Number: 174942
Caption: You are really really old and you don't have a life. GET A LIFE!!!!!!! - Haley. Actual reader letter. You want to handle this one, pardner? Pretty straight-forward. If her life is pathetic then how pathetic is your life if you're writing to comment about it? Thank you, reader. You've brought us together. condescension.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-25 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-25 Pub. Date: 2018-10-25
Image Number: 174636
Caption: I've got to fight through my creative malaise. I've come up with a list of ways to eek out more money from customers. Let's hear 'em. Charge for extra pads of butter. It's okay, but it's boring. Right. How about: Raise coffee prices; sell only day-old pastries; turn out the lights to save electricity ... Boring, boring, boring. Require people to make their own drinks? C'mon, you're not even trying.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-18 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-18 Pub. Date: 2018-10-18
Image Number: 174506
Caption: Jo W., a reader from Colorado Springs and Valarie H,. From parts undisclosed, send this suggestion to name Rudy's generation … The iGeneration. We have an almost-winner. It works on several levels. It refers to their obsession with Apple and to their narcissism. We got it, old coot!
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-27 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-27 Pub. Date: 2018-09-27
Image Number: 174222
Caption: Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-22 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-22 Pub. Date: 2018-09-22
Image Number: 174111
Caption: For health reasons, we'll be watching only two hours a day of pre-election tv coverage. Oh, snookums … How sweet. You're so worried about me getting overly-taxed by intense political debate. Pshaw! That pipsqueak Olbermann gives me hives and Hannity is so physically hunky and so amazingly stupid that he confuses my hormones. I'm talking about my health, geezer! Too late, old bag! You just admitted you love me as much as I love you!
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-10 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-10 Pub. Date: 2018-09-10
Image Number: 173988
Caption: I've been thinking about it. What are you talking abo0ut, old bat? Pipe down, woman. I think you're right. Of course I am. About what? House of Java .net Cybercafe. About spicing up our relationship. I've been thinking about your fantasy. You don't say. Hide the children!!! There's about to be some mature programming in this here get up. And we mean mature.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-31 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-31 Pub. Date: 2018-08-31
Image Number: 173799
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What is the right age to start dating? CA girl. Actual reader letter. Terrific question. They right age is 74. That's when a girl is finally mature enough to make smart decisions. My motto: It's too soon for adventures if you're not wearing dentures. So you 60-year-olds go home and do some more ripening!!! I do not get paid enough. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-04 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-04 Pub. Date: 2018-08-04
Image Number: 173262
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-02 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-02 Pub. Date: 2018-08-02
Image Number: 173260
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Were you ever young? If so, what was it like for you? -Grandma Pat. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Awful and typical. I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and, in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell. The usual stuff. Getting old is worse. I don't want to hear about it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-10)
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-31 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-31 Pub. Date: 2018-07-31
Image Number: 173258
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ... (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-08)
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-01 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-01 Pub. Date: 2018-07-01
Image Number: 172239
Caption: You're in big, big trouble, you old coot. Give me a break. I'm clean. But you won't be. Meaning what? You won't get away with it. You will pay dearly for your eventual infidelities! How dare you! How dare I?! Look! … making it Larry King's seventh divorce and further accusations of cheating on the part of a man well into his sunset years ... How could you? I will not distance myself from CNN. And to think I was good to you, filthbag! Larry, you're killing it for the rest of us.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-01 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-01 Pub. Date: 2018-07-01
Image Number: 172751
Caption: You're in big trouble, you old coot. Give me a break, I'm clean. But you won't be. Meaning what? You won't get away with it. You will pay dearly for your eventual infidelities! How dare you! How dare it! LOOK! Making it Larry King's seventh divorce and further accusations of cheating on the part of a man well into his sunset years. How could you? I will not distance myself from CNN. And to think I was so good to you, filthbag. Larry, you're killing it for the rest of us.
     
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