Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking You get what you pay for. Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in word or in deed?
The White House continues to deny that the President has sealed himself in a large plastic bubble to avoid Iraq war critics. Let’s go to some generic talking head you've never heard of for our analysis. Chad? Ted, we can't assume that just 'cause someone seals themself in a bubble, they're trying to avoid tough questions about their position on Iraq. Hold on, Chad. This just in ... Senator Clinton has sealed herself inside a large plastic bubble.