My great idea of burning coal is already taken. I'm through with coal mining, so I'll have to let you go, little canary. Oh, well. Which way to the bus station? I'll show you! Say, you look like the cat that ate the canary. I know! Yum!
Elba, wanna buy some coal? Sasha? No thanks, I've got all I need. Zzzz. Great, I strike coal and what good does it do me? I might as well burn it! Ping!