Today while I was shopping I passed a woman demonstrating a new lotion. She said "This stuff is so botanical and sweet that I have to shoo away the fruit flies." I'm no marketing genius, but I don't think "It draws flies" is the best sales approach for a skin lotion. How many bottles did you buy? Just the one.
Oh, heck! I'm all out of shoe polish. Not to worry, though. Did you know you can polish shoes with a banana? Really? That's right. First you peel the banana. Then you take the inner side of the peel and rub it all over your shoes just like polish. Then you buff them with a soft cloth, and they come up as shiny as a new penny. Not bad, huh? And it's organic, too. Don't the fruit flies bother you?