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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-30 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 160142
Caption: Cults of America. This week: The Market Liberation Army. The M.L.A. is led by the charismatic Charles Mansion, who claims to channel the late economist Milton Friedman. Free your trade and your soul will follow! Members live in a compound called Dow-Jonestown, where they are indoctrined with market fundamentalism. How do we know what to do, O chosen one? Talk to the hand ... the invisible hand! Let it lift your spirit and guide you in the ways of the holy profits. They develop paranoia about those on the outside. The evil minions of the anti-hand are everywhere. We must fight their public schools and post offices! These raiments made from Wall Street Journal editorial pages will protect us from their Socialism rays! Tyranny of the Poor. Reagan lives. Any skepticism is quickly quashed. I've been thinking bad thoughts, o chose one ... like maybe we should do something about global warm - Hush! The market works in mysterious ways. But it will always love you.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-08 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-08 Pub. Date: 2016-02-08
Image Number: 139117
Caption: Bernie is promising free unicorns, you ninny! H. At least he's not kissing 15 butt at Goldman Sachs, you tool! Bernie. Maybe I want someone who can get elected, you silly hookah puffer! I prefer to be inspired, you cynical phlegmball! I will never vote for someone with obnoxious supporters! I will never vote for such a Wall Street lickspittle! Congrats President Cruz. Tea Party in the house! This is all your fault!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-29 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-29 Pub. Date: 2015-06-29
Image Number: 129207
Caption: The Right's Rights. Some people are outraged by recent Supreme Court rulings. (Man) + (Woman) only. I've been denied the right to deny the right to marry! League for Liberty to Limit Liberties. Now people are no longer free to be prohibited from buying health insurance! This will only lead to more businesses being forced to bake gay wedding cakes! My life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness depend on denying health insurance claims! The Founding Fathers would be appalled!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128822
Caption: Captains of Industry Speak! On offshoring: If you love something, set it free. That's why we're setting 3,000 jobs free, like gazelles, to bound to new and exotic points of the compass! Just imagine: Data entry under a Calcutta moon! Guangdong cam. Bangalore cam. On downsizing: We had to cut 1,500 jobs, or else we couldn't afford my $50 million bonus. It's just the harsh reality of the market! On automation: The Adminidroid 8000 can do most white-collar desk jobs at a fraction of the cost of actual humans! But don't worry - there will be plenty of new jobs in robot maintenance! On raising the minimum wage: Pay more than $7.25 an hour!? NO WAY! Why, we'd have to CUT JOBS! I guess we won't even ask about unions.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-19 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-19 Pub. Date: 2015-01-19
Image Number: 121981
Caption: In the minority. France: Unemployment office. Charlie Hebdo. Your God sucks. Move closer to me, honey. Could be a terrorist. Sigh. History of French Colonialism. Go back to where you came from. I believe in free speech and am horrified by the killings. And I believe the cartoons were hurtful and Islamophobic, and will help terrorist recruitment. Victim blamer! Idiot. Shut up in the name of free speech!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-11 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-12 Pub. Date: 2013-03-11
Image Number: 94619
Caption: Real-Lie comix presents Scenes From SXSW Interactive. What's happening at one of the nation's biggest tech conferences? There are herds of spider goats out there. Al Gore spawns new meme, coming soon to an internet near you. Competing for the most eye-catching ride is fierce. Game of Thrones pedicab. An App-Mobile. Journalists lured into sales pitch areas with free food and wine. Our app will. And it connects to Facebook. Sharable. When is that damned meatball tray coming around again? Interacting at interactive.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-22 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-22 Pub. Date: 2011-08-22
Image Number: 89284
Caption: Slowpoke. The supreme court may soon strike down election laws that give public financing to poorer candidates - on the grounds that it infringes on the free speech of rich candidates. The government is penalizing the privately-financed candidate for engaging in unfettered political expression! Makes sense to me! That's right: Giving more speech to the poor means you're taking speech from the rich. Coming soon: Free speech debates! People begin holding up signs showing their annual income before speaking. Looks like I'll be doing the talking here! 21,000. 475,000. And so ... Notice: The last panel of this cartoon will not be shown, so as not to infringe on the First Amendment rights of Heritage Foundation cartoonist Albertus "Champ" Waddsworth IV.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-30 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-30 Pub. Date: 2011-07-30
Image Number: 89281
Caption: Slowpoke. Keepin' em straight through grade eight! A bill in Tennessee would make it illegal for teachers to even mention homosexuality to pupils below 9th grade. I'm sorry officer - The g-word just popped out! Sodomy-free school zone. Tell it to the judge, unwholesome wench! Inspired by Tennessee, Arkansas bans all equals signs from math class. Another symbol is quickly adopted. One man married one woman and they have six kids. How many people are in the family? Not to be outdone, Texas issues protective devices to all children.* Gay-cancelling headphones. Special "hear no queer" technology filters out pervert words. Heterogoggles. Replace one member of a same-sex couple with a person of the opposite sex. So as not to corrupt children who read newspapers, press coverage of these developments is limited. Ban on mentioning [unmentionable] goes into effect. As of today, it is officially illegal to discuss [unmentionable] publicly. While a majority of voters support the move, some [unmentionable] activists oppose the new law. Abigail Swenson, a [unmentionable], stated at a protest rally: "Unfair attack on [unmentionables] will not stand. "When asked ... "
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-23 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-23 Pub. Date: 2011-07-23
Image Number: 89293
Caption: Slowpoke. Tax Evasion Funnies. Companies are demanding a "tax holiday" to bring money back from overseas at dirt-cheap rates. Win America. That money is trapped offshore. We mustn't penalize businesses for bringing it home! Wag wag wag wag wag. (Actual Campaign.) Yes, this memorial day, let us not forget the tragic plight of our men in green stuck in foreign hellholes. I'm just dreaming of the day when I can feel the soft leather interior of an executive's wallet again. Welcome to The Cayman Islands. To that end, hundreds of corporate lobbyists will be holding a motorcycle rally in Washington, DC. Rolling Plunder. POW*MIA You are not forgotten. Prisoners of Washington - Money in Antilles. Keep the promise. Inspired by these efforts, small-time money launderers start holding their own vigils. I've got 50 grand trapped in my freezer! It's time to set it free!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-11 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-11 Pub. Date: 2011-06-11
Image Number: 89277
Caption: Slowpoke. The GOP refuses to compromise on the debt ceiling. Give me tax breaks on private jets or give me death! What other threats might be next? Health care for poor children axed until passage of a plastic surgery tax credit. Koff! I must keep my face wrinkle-free, dahling, or America will lose jobs! No more money for air traffic control until billionaire playboys can write off their joyrides into space. Wheee! Ka-boom! Look at all the chaos the democrats have caused! Funding for the coroner's office stops until the local country club can employ slave labor. I hope this standoff ends soon! I have to pay for a caddy and there are corpses all over the course!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-22 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-22 Pub. Date: 2010-11-22
Image Number: 89904
Caption: Slowpoke. Recently, senate Republicans unanimously blocked a vote on the paycheck fairness act. I support equal pay for ladies, but actually making sex discrimination laws enforceable would be bad for business. Yes, sisters, it's time to take one for the team, and make sacrifices for the ailing economy! You mean other than all the unpaid labor I do in the home? That's a great start - But we can do more! Meet Darla Snyder, accounts payable. The guy next to me who plays Farmville all day get $10k more than I do. But that's fine. I know it's good for the country. That's the spirit! You just can't give too much! I work for free! And the out-of-wedlock babies I had with the boss will soon be old enough to clean the bathrooms!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-11 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-11 Pub. Date: 2010-07-11
Image Number: 90127
Caption: Slowpoke. Unemployment Solved! Senate Candidate Sharron Angle (R-NV) says unemployment benefits are spoiling workers. Economic Advice. 5 cents. They should just go out and get entry-level jobs! DUH! The Fruit Loop is in. Never mind that there are currently five job seekers for every opening. The obvious solution? Hire five workers for each position. May we take your order? $1.45/hr each. Of course, they'll only have 1/5 the purchasing power of a whole employee ... But they'll get by! Fractional TV Sale! SO-SO BUY. Your affordable partial-product superstore. Free 1/5 remote with purchase. And the idea will spread ... Here in Greece, we have ZERO unemployment! Welcome to the Acropolis! I'm Demetri, your tour guide!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-10 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-10 Pub. Date: 2010-05-10
Image Number: 90118
Caption: Slowpoke. Lots of public service ads use scare tactics to discourage teen pregnancy. We at Slowpoke suggest a positive approach … Welcome, everyone, to the first annual THANK-A-CONDOM FEST! With me is Jim E. Hatt, who will accept the honors on behalf of all prophylactics! Hi, kids! Thanks! Speakers would share inspirational stories ... I'm about to graduate from college std-and-baby-free, and I owe everything to Mr. Hatt and his rubbery ilk! Aw, shucks! An award would be given ... Without you, my night with that hot piece of Italian beefcake would not have been possible. Please accept this golden booty for all your hard work. Just doing my job. ... Followed by a keynote address. As one of our great forecondoms once said, ask not what protection your partner can offer you ... But what you can offer your partner! Thanks!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-09 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-09 Pub. Date: 2009-11-09
Image Number: 90472
Caption: Slowpoke. Some accuse the Viking News channel of distorting facts to advance a pro-rape-and-pillage agenda. Experts say Al Franken's anti-rape bill will emasculate America! V News. Blad Thorbaald. … Iraq Analyst: "Not Enough Gore" … The Obama White House decides to start limiting their access. We can no longer abide by the fiction that the Viking network is a traditional news organization. Please stop flinging blood at me. The White House. Washington, DC. Cowed by accusations of anti-plundering bias, other reporters rise to VN's defense. We stand by our sister organization! It they say it's news, it's news! Free speech! abc. In the near future: Okay, next question from the David Duke network, and then I'll take one from the Holocaust Denial channel ...
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-23 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-23 Pub. Date: 2009-03-23
Image Number: 91008
Caption: Slowpoke. Deep in an alternate universe is a society in which life is lived solely through electronic gadgets. Do you Stink? The iStink will tell you! Text 4375982 to vote for Jones. Keep our bots tax free. One day, a company unveiled a groundbreaking invention. We've developed a portable wireless reading device that operates without power! Zamanoz.com. Digital clappers. Clap Clap! Clap. Clap. Clap! We think customers will appreciate the simple elegance of the ZAMANOZ BINDLE. TM. The Bindle quickly catches on. I can drop it an it won't break! WHAM! There's no downloading! No one wants to steal it! It's the greatest technology ever! It's success leads to another new product. By simply moving this pigmented stick against a thin sheet of material, one can compose text with a keyboard! Hello, world! OOH! AHH! Clap. Clap!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-09-29 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-09-29 Pub. Date: 2008-09-29
Image Number: 91254
Caption: Slowpoke. Slowpoke At The DNC. Part 1. Overheard in the super shuttle van. People are really interested in this election I think the more interested in politics people are, the more sophisticated the coverage will be. Me. HA! Young delegates from Mississippi at the light rail stop. We CAN turn Mississippi blue. We're registering lots of new voters. Impressively enthusiastic. What's inside the media Swag Bag? Tiny disaster preparedness radio with earbuds. Bisphenol A-free water bottle. Denver 2008. Card embedded wildflower seeds from the auto alliance (industry trade group). I kid you not. Plant this card. Randy Newman at DNC's Friends of New Orleans Party. Louis-i-ana ...
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-05-12 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-05-15 Pub. Date: 2008-05-12
Image Number: 91236
Caption: Slowpoke. The prevailing trend in business is paying nothing for online content. The Nothington Post. Ad Revenue. Pay contributors to our site? How very web 1.0! Meanwhile, oil is hitting record prices. Barrel of dead dinosaurs: $110. What if this were reversed? Oil barons struggle for survival. Gasoline only 15 cents a gallon! Well, I cant pay for it, but I'll give it some exposure in my weed whacker! ... While cartoonists are treated like Saudi royalty. $5,000 per strip! That is my final offer! Solid gold drawing board. Rare octopus ink. PLEASE! You must drop the price, or you will destroy the global economy! Government policy would be written my cartoon industry lobbyists. I've got some cartoon content for your campaign, Senator, if you'll support renaming Reagan National as B. Kliban National Airport! Right away, sir! And I want tax breaks for word balloons while you're at it!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86612
Caption: Slowpoke. Wal*Mart wants to open an "Industrial Loan Corporation," which many think will lead to the opening of bank branches. Soon you may walk into a Wal*Bank. The Greeter. Welcome to Wal*Bank! Open a checking account and get a free ceramic lawn toad! The teller windows double as fast food stands - Accumulate fatty deposits while you make deposits! Honey mustard or barbecue sauce? Kongealed Fried Cholesterol and teller No. 8. Sleeps in her Hyundai. Anti-Union Spycam. The loan officer is himself $89,000 in debt. Plastic yard chair. Wal*Mart Global Domination Pie Chart. Wal*Mart. Not Wal*Mart. We can do it! The business model. Wal*Bank. Walton Family (The real Wal*Bank) Right-Wing Anti-Worker Politicians. Policies that hurt the poor. Tax cuts for hotel heiresses. More poor people! Poor people's money.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92664
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Republicans! Got your Bush-Cheney bumper sticker, but want to add your own personal touch? Bush-Cheney. Then check out our fabulous new line of right-wing swag! We've got a wide range of stickers … HONK if you don’t read newspapers. Jesus live mercury poisoning. Tolerance: It's worth crushing. FREE KEN LAY. We pit the ERROR in fighting TERROR! BOOB on BOARD. Ignorance is Bliss. Want to outdo that neighbor with the Kerry sign in her yard? Get one of our giant illuminated billboards powered by its very own mini coal fired plant! With luck, all of the by-products will blow into her yard. Just like the northeastern U.S.! Bush Cheney. Or display our newest item: the all-American inflatable FREEDOM PIG! Make sure the entire neighborhood knows what you really stand for! Halliburton. Bechtel. Enron. Monsanto. Chevron.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 free will 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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