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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-26 |
Image Number: |
170963 |
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Ernie, the term is "polyamorous," not "Polly-Amorous," and it doesn't describe a parrot who loves you because you give her crackers. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-04-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-25 |
Image Number: |
170962 |
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Referees Meeting. I'm confident any corruption in the this group would be quickly exposed. We're all whistleblowers! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-24 |
Image Number: |
170961 |
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Circus. I'm giving up the seltzer bottle as a comedy prop and will do a more sophisticated act. Ah, dry humor. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-23 |
Image Number: |
170960 |
Caption: |
Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-04-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-22 |
Image Number: |
170959 |
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Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-21 |
Image Number: |
170789 |
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Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-20 |
Image Number: |
170788 |
Caption: |
They adopted Stephen Hawking's cat. It looks like he's an expert on string theory. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Image Number: |
170787 |
Caption: |
Mythology Lawn and Garden. Here's the hose Medusa ordered. You give it to her. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-18 |
Image Number: |
170786 |
Caption: |
Potholes on the highway of life have caused some premature wear and tear on your chasis. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-17 |
Image Number: |
170785 |
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Sale. This place only sells the base for soup, but it's usually spoiled. The "stock" market is causing lots of upset stomachs! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-04-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-16 |
Image Number: |
170784 |
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You worked in Warsaw for a while? Yeah, I misunderstood when a career counselor wrote and suggested that I "Polish up" my resume. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Image Number: |
170737 |
Caption: |
I procrastinated and need to work on my taxes today. They're due this week. Doing your taxes is like playing golf. The rules for both are very complex. With taxes and golf I incur huge penalties for going out of bounds. And sometimes it seems like everybody else is cheating. Well, it looks like I owe thousands! I never get to take any deductions in golf or taxes. The final number in both is huge and somehow it all seems unfair! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-14 |
Image Number: |
170492 |
Caption: |
Ernie, put down some seeds if your lawn has a bald spot. Don't do a comb over. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-04-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-13 |
Image Number: |
170491 |
Caption: |
Deli. What was here first? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-12 |
Image Number: |
170490 |
Caption: |
IRS. They are both inevitable but at least the IRS grants extensions. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-11 |
Image Number: |
170489 |
Caption: |
F&E Life Coaches. Is that Thomas Edison? Yeah, he's here to reinvent himself. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Image Number: |
170488 |
Caption: |
Mattress Sale. No, sorry, sir, a memory foam mattress will not help you recall your dreams. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-09 |
Image Number: |
170487 |
Caption: |
It's the same thing season after season. We just can't compete with the large-market teams. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Image Number: |
170486 |
Caption: |
The inmate team will be weak running the bases this year. These guys get caught attempting to steal. The money launderer is the obvious choice to hit cleanup. Prisoners convicted of conspiracy are good team players - they'll bunt if needed. And the con man guilty of fraud will be the ace on the mound. Yeah, people always fall for his deceptive pitch! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-07 |
Image Number: |
170117 |
Caption: |
No, there's nothing magic about it. I put the food in there. |
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