Those moments when â€¦ you wipe bread crumbs off your screen and end up involuntarily clicking on an ad that takes you to a website which sends cookies to your tablet which then records false information about your shopping history. Why am I getting pop-ups for the "Boyfriend Arm Pillow"? No, I do not want a baseball bat pepper grinder.
Noel, I miss you … Sure. I made a cassette tape of music for you! Thanks. … Maybe my great-grandfather will let me go through his barn to find something to play it on. Barry Manilow? … If I'm lucky I'll fall through the rafters …