I give you: Octo-Cola. What? The drink for people in their 80s who want an energy boost to play Scrabble on Facebook. Do I know you? I know you. And I want to thank you for sharing all your personal info on Facebook. It's a great way to get you the products and services you care about. As an aside, I'm sorry about your stinky foot condition. Fisticuffs to ensue.
zzzzZz WAKE UP!!! Whoa! What is it, I … Randy? You called me while you were driving and then just stopped talking. If I ever catch you driving while tired again I'll #$% put my $#%* foot through your $*&% head, you #$@%!!! You must really care about me. I've always had a big heart.