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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-28 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-28 Pub. Date: 2015-12-28
Image Number: 137271
Caption: Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-11-01).
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-07-13 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-07-13 Pub. Date: 2015-07-13
Image Number: 129807
Caption: Pop Culture Periscope presents Seen at San Diego Comic-Con. The power of television. Big Stars Hall H. These people paid to wait in line for another pass! People unable to resist Star Wars anything. Must ... watch ... Wookie. Junk food-loving superheroes. Mrs. Fields Cookies. What can I get for you, Hon? Game of Marketing. Inside my hotel elevator. Game of Thrones. Um, seventh floor please, Tyrion?
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-23 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-23 Pub. Date: 2013-12-23
Image Number: 105597
Caption: Snack Gentrification. It happened to doughnuts and hot dogs. Now the humble cupcake has been reborn as a hip urban delicacy. Before: kiddie food. After: Call of the Cupcake. Boutique Confectionary. Foie gras-lollipop-schnapps cakes are here! How will the upscale junk food trend continue? Alt-country pork rinds. Bonnie Prince Billy Brand Pork Rinds. Acoustic singer-songwriters start selling puffed pig skin on the side, leading to widespread acceptance among the literati. Corn Nut Connoisseurship. Experts can tell what corn variety a nut comes form by its bouquet. Today we're trying some jubilee supersweet, country gentleman, and xtra-tender 272A. That's jubilee all right! Sniff! The Craft Peep Movement. The Easter treat goes year-round, as local artisans produce signature batches of micropeeps. Dirk Jenkins. Peepmaster, and his creations. "The People's Peep". "Cyclopeep". (Published originally on January 1, 2010.)
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86594
Caption: Slowpoke. What's wrong, Mr. P? I can't decide which I identify with: The nostalgic, timeless aura of Coke, or the energetic, youth-oriented themes of Pepsi. Santa Clause or Beyonce? That is the question. You could go the spiritual route with this tea. It promises "the enlightenment of a thousand tea-betan monks." I'm afraid I prefer my beverages dharma-free. Buddha Brand Tea. Now sox more Zen! From the makers of Sno-Koans. Surely there must be SOME marketing niche you fall into. I am simply too complex to be pigeonholed. Manly Man Fancy pear halves. Rowdy Lesbian brand cupcakes. Upwardly Mobile mustard. Sale Items. Er ... On second thought, I stand corrected. Repressed Suit-Wearing Pointy-Headed Man Cheese.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-04 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 86597
Caption: Slowpoke. Old McDonald's had a farm … McDonald's - the exact opposite of everything foodies stand for - has an ad campaign appealing to … FOODIES. "McDonald's Big Mac. HAND-CRAFTED for that one-of-a-kind taste. And made just for you." Shot of barn. 100% Big Mac. Soon: Hoping to cash in on the local food movement, McDonald's starts it own CSAs. McHippie. Your weekly delivery, ma'am! M. Executives tout the company's small farm ethos. All of our C.A.F.O.s* are just like the one your grandma used to have! How much longer do I have to sit here in this stinking swill pit? *Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation. Even Michael Pollan is impressed! D-doesn't get any more sustainable that McDonalds. Please help me. The Omnivore's Dilemma. Whap!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-01 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-01 Pub. Date: 2010-11-01
Image Number: 86604
Caption: Slowpoke. Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-01 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-01 Pub. Date: 2010-02-01
Image Number: 90481
Caption: Slowpoke. The Need for Speed. I'd like a Pronto Patty and a Pepsi … And make it snappy! Burger Pope. Earn your college degree in just 15 minutes! Instalum Online University. Yes! Take me through the six-second freshman orientation now! GO! Get fit in only 2 minutes a day! Total body workout for the busy executive! As Seen On TV. Why waste 70 years when you can live your life in HALF AN HOUR? Try new LIFEWINK! TM.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86602
Caption: Slowpoke. Snack Gentrification. It happened to doughnuts and hot dogs. Now the humble cupcake has been reborn as a hip urban delicacy. Before: Kiddie food. After: Call of the Cupcake Boutiques Confectionary. Foie Gras Lollipop - Schnapps Cakes are here! How will the upscale junk food trend continue? Alt-country pork rinds. Acoustic singer-songwriters start selling puffed pig skin on the side, leading to widespread acceptance among the literati. Bonnie Prince Billy tm Pork Rinds. Corn nut connoisseurship. Experts can tell what corn variety a nut comes from by it's bouquet. Today we're trying some jubilee supersweet, country gentleman, and extra-tender 272Q. That's jubilee all right! Sniff! The craft peep movement. The Easter treat goes year-round, as local artisans produce signature batches of micropeeps. Dirk Jenkins, Peepmaster, and his creations. "The People's Peep." "Cyclopeep."
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-09-18 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-09-18 Pub. Date: 2006-09-18
Image Number: 86623
Caption: Slowpoke. Kneejerkin'. Welcome back to "Late Night With Mr. Perkins." Let's play a little game I call "Kneejerkin'," in which I try to get average Americans to oppose their own beliefs. Here comes one now! Hello, sir. Do you prefer food that does not contain poison? Hell yeah! Would you eat organic food? I ain't no flower-sniffer, buddy. Score. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you support universal health care? Oh yes, that would be nice. Do you want insurance provided by a government bureaucracy? DAMN GUV'MINT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Score again! Hi there. Should we regulate pollution and protect national parks. Yes. We must think of our children. Are you an environmentalist? I hate those smelly tree-huggers! Three for three. Next week: Kneejerkin' in Hackensack!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86618
Caption: Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86619
Caption: Slowpoke. Since we seem to be living in a new dark age, perhaps it’s time for … A Marketing Plan for the Enlightenment. There'd be the reason blimp … Reason Fever - Catch it! Celebrity endorsements … I'm Drooly Julie. Whenever I'm deciding how to pursue some buff young stud, I use LOGIC! tm. Product placement in movies ... Darling, when I saw your Wikipedia entry on the Horsehead nebula, I knew I had to have you. Fast food tie-ins ... Hey kids! Try McSnottle's new Bill Nye the science Guy Happy Meal featuring the Big Bang Burger. BOOM! BOOM Science is fun! BOOM! ... And Nascar sponsorship! The Enlightening Rod. Ben Franklin. "Those who can make you believe the absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 food marketing 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86622
Caption: Slowpoke. THE NEW ENERGY BARS. Hey, consumers! Ever noticed there's an energy bar like this one for almost every demographic? Check out these latest niche-marketed treats! LOONA Urban New Age Goddess Bar. Pro-X3 Amino Booster. Metabolic Symmetry. Gross Tanning. Total Body Bar. THIS IS NOT AN IRONY BAR. Irony Bar. Bolton Bar. Diplomacy Free! Bolton Bar. With rabid badger to enhance surliness, and vitamin B complexes for thick, bushy mustache growth. Sloth Bar. Sloth Bar for those who sit. BOOM BAR. Baby's got BAR! The Boom Bar. With built-in subwoofers, it's the only bar with block-rockin' bass! Power-Hungry Bar. Now with Wing Nuts! The RNC. tm. Power-hungry Bar. If you eat another brand, you're with the terrorists.
     
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