Welcome to "Skeet Shooting with the President," the show where I discuss the type of gun-shooting I love to do all the time! But first, I'd like to reassure my base … No actual skeets were harmed during the making of this program …
We've decided to base our school's new discipline policies on the teachers' unions' model, "Last in, first out." Rather than being expelled for bad conduct … Students will not be expelled for transferring here mid-year, or being in kindergarten. The old system just required way too many value judgments ...