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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-23 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-23 Pub. Date: 2015-11-23
Image Number: 135767
Caption: Thanksgiving Through the Years. 1621. To our bountiful harvest! 1940s. To our family! 2010s. Here's to 50% off digital spatulas at All-Mart! Later! 2050s. Here's to a day in the shop pods! Kids, ear your nanoturkeys!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128822
Caption: Captains of Industry Speak! On offshoring: If you love something, set it free. That's why we're setting 3,000 jobs free, like gazelles, to bound to new and exotic points of the compass! Just imagine: Data entry under a Calcutta moon! Guangdong cam. Bangalore cam. On downsizing: We had to cut 1,500 jobs, or else we couldn't afford my $50 million bonus. It's just the harsh reality of the market! On automation: The Adminidroid 8000 can do most white-collar desk jobs at a fraction of the cost of actual humans! But don't worry - there will be plenty of new jobs in robot maintenance! On raising the minimum wage: Pay more than $7.25 an hour!? NO WAY! Why, we'd have to CUT JOBS! I guess we won't even ask about unions.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-30 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-30 Pub. Date: 2015-03-30
Image Number: 125110
Caption: The Submerged State. True: In response to a ban on state employees even mentioning global warming, South Florida is considering secession. FL, Circa 2200. I wish not saying Rick Scott's name meant he didn't exist! But the process may take time. We raise this flag in honor of our new state. South Florida. Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Se we may quickly go back to 50 states. South Florida? What South Florida? And the cycle will continue. Hey, what are we doing about our coastline? Do not use the forbidden word!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-06 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-06 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117493
Caption: Why has the GOP been fighting so hard to cut early voting in Ohio and other states? Vote here. Polls closed this Sunday. Despite what you have heard, it has nothing to do with race! Why, we're just trying to give people a chance to socialize on election day! I've gotta get back to work. Yeah, I might have to skip this. Moderation in all things ... Eating, drinking, and weekend after-work voting hours. In fact, we'd like to bring back more "early voting" - the way they did it 50 years ago! 1964 elections. Vote here. Colored must pass literacy test.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-24 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-24 Pub. Date: 2014-02-24
Image Number: 108129
Caption: PED X -ING. Hey, lawbreak- I mean, pedestrians! Here are some safety tips courtesy of your local police! Always cross in a crosswalk, even if you have to walk 50 yards up the street to do it. But I'm just going there! Shut up, or I'll fine you for jaywalking! Bagels. If the sign is blinking, that means don't walk, even if no cars are coming. Don't expect police to ticket drivers for not stopping at crosswalks. That would be a silly waste of resources. For maximum safety, consider taking a car, even if you're only going a few blocks. Finally, no more endangered pedestrians! BAM!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-02 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-02 Pub. Date: 2012-04-02
Image Number: 86652
Caption: IF BUYING BROCCOLI WERE LIKE BUYING HEALTH INSURANCE. Because some Supreme Court justices can't seem to tell the difference. Broccoli! Broccoli! Bewildering Jargon. Stalk Pay … $0. Sprout Rider … $200. Floret Fee … $50. Cruciferous Subtractor … $100. High Risk Brocco-Pool. How much is this? You might need a lot of broccoli someday, so that'll be $500 a head. Denial of Vegetable. I'm sorry, ma'am. You can't buy that because you have pre-existing Chlorophilia.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-23 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-23 Pub. Date: 2011-07-23
Image Number: 89293
Caption: Slowpoke. Tax Evasion Funnies. Companies are demanding a "tax holiday" to bring money back from overseas at dirt-cheap rates. Win America. That money is trapped offshore. We mustn't penalize businesses for bringing it home! Wag wag wag wag wag. (Actual Campaign.) Yes, this memorial day, let us not forget the tragic plight of our men in green stuck in foreign hellholes. I'm just dreaming of the day when I can feel the soft leather interior of an executive's wallet again. Welcome to The Cayman Islands. To that end, hundreds of corporate lobbyists will be holding a motorcycle rally in Washington, DC. Rolling Plunder. POW*MIA You are not forgotten. Prisoners of Washington - Money in Antilles. Keep the promise. Inspired by these efforts, small-time money launderers start holding their own vigils. I've got 50 grand trapped in my freezer! It's time to set it free!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-05 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-05 Pub. Date: 2009-10-05
Image Number: 90709
Caption: Slowpoke. The Evolution of Momvertising. 1881, England: The first "mom" brand appears. Mother's Bustles. Made by an actual mother. 1890's, Industrial revolution: Appearance of first pseudo-mom. Mom's Digestive Biscuits. Sir Hunt Huntley, Esq. Proprietor. 1961: Mrs. Butterworth's syrup is first product to come in a mom-shaped container. Mrs. Butterworth's. And now we have the targeted advertising CLONE MOMS of the internet! Tulsa Mom lost 50 lbs. in just 2 weeks! Yonkers Mom lost 50 lbs. in just 2 weeks! THE SAME MOM Wherever you go!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-27 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-27 Pub. Date: 2008-10-27
Image Number: 91258
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of pushing for deregulation and no public safety net, Wall Street is now begging to be rescued. AIG. Bear Stearns. Federal Reserve. Lehman Brothers. Meanwhile, you may not be aware of … LESSER-KNOWN BAILOUTS. A run on ringtones meant cellphone users could only download a-ha's "Take On Me." Luckily, the fed stepped in. DO NOT PANIC! We have released 90,000 tones from the national ringtone reserve, including 50 Cent's "Wanksta" and all singles by the Ting Tings. YAY! Math Crisis: Ms. Hamwelder's 6th-period AP Calculus class had complex derivatives spiral out of control. Department of Education. We'll take over from here. The Friedman Freefall: Million of Milton Friedman Books are rendered utterly worthless by the obvious failure of their philosophy. To save the publishing industry, the government buys the books, uses them to build homes for the foreclosed.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92337
Caption: Slowpoke. Does it seem like your credit card company constantly sends you new conditions and fees? Due to your history of paying off your entire balance every month, we are instituting an "on-time" fee of $39. The lat fee is now $39.50. Since deregulation of the industry began in 1980, profits from fees have skyrocketed. Here are some more fees we can expect in the future. Trademark Inscription Fee - fee for use of a company's name while writing them on a check. 6/23/07. Super Uberbank. Seven hundred fifty-two. 752.00. It's OUR intellectual property! The Non-Psychic Billing Fee - For having bills sent by email rather than telepathically. Current account balance $1,182.39. Unconventional Usage Fee - for using card to jimmy open locked doors. The Corrupt Congress Fee - in honor of those who passed the bankruptcy bill and other industry-friendly laws. Just doing the work of the people. Give me my money now. The Borrowing Money While Poor Fee - just in case other fees, 30% interest rates, and predatory marketing aren't enough to push you over the edge. "You're pre-approved to be our debt slave!" The Complaining About Fees Fee - tiny voice recognition microchip in your card detects kvetching, alerts central computer. This fee is Bulls#!t! Account #13978420 -1246703 is resisting.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 fifty 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92659
Caption: Slowpoke. THIS WEEK in GEEK CHIC. Steve Dengler, 29, of Bend, Oregon has successfully re-created an entire outfit he wore as a first-grader in 1981. Hideous Brown Jacket-Vest. Western-Motifed Shirt. Arrestingly Large Pantcuffs. Kangaroos. 1981. 2004. Claire Waldorff, 22, of Athens, Georgia has taken the introverted bookworm look to the next level with vanity headgear serving no orthodontic purpose whatsoever. Pam Chen, 32, of Stanford, California is the first person to complete a PH.D in nanoparticle physics solely as a fashion statement. I get to wear a lab coat and draw Devo hats in atoms. Top that! Our Friend Boron. Xenon Magnified Fifty Trillion Times. Gary Giblet, 27, or Parma, Ohio is one of the few remaining un-ironic geeks. Gary's style may well be the look of the future! Huh?
     
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