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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-03 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-03 Pub. Date: 2019-06-03
Image Number: 177980
Caption: Twitter for Introverts. Let's face it: Twitter is a tyranny of the talkative. Who is this gasbag and why is he always in my feed? Ubiquitous Dude @HearMeRoar Confident-sounding tweets 100x a day. What we need is Twitter for quiet people. One tweet allowed per day, so make it good. Bloviation limit exceeded. Refreshingly introspective content ... Trending. #LessIsMore Emily Dickinson #ExtrovertsSuck. Spent whole day offline writing. It was great. #MonkishMonday. Still processing today's news before I give my take. Sponsored tweet. Visit the Tufted Buddha a bird-watching and meditation center! And most importantly, least active users get the highest algorithm ranking. Hasn't tweeted in two weeks. Watch out, world. @UltraQuietRiot is about to lay down a fat one!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-27 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-27 Pub. Date: 2018-12-27
Image Number: 175655
Caption: Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEO's now make 361 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into many schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in a bathtub.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-12 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-12 Pub. Date: 2018-03-12
Image Number: 169447
Caption: Troubled Times. Day 1: Opinion. Why You Liberals Suck and Trump is All Your Fault. Pat Tronizer. Sigh. Is it too much to ask for thoughtful editorials written by an actually diverse group of experts. Tweet. Day 2: Opinion. Complaining readers are big fat fascists stomping on my freedom. Ima Troll. Maybe you should be more concerned about our democracy being taken over by REAL fascists? Tweet. Opinion. I, another white conservative hire, am here to teach you idiots a lesson. Condy Scending. We are so screwed. Tweet.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-09 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-09 Pub. Date: 2015-11-09
Image Number: 135153
Caption: Thanks to a Supreme Court ruling, companies have quietly added language to contracts the effectively ends people's right to sue. Fine print no one has time to read. We may elect to resolve claim by arbitration. Our justice system is being replaced with a private, corporate-friendly alternative. The people judging these cases are often friends of the company! Eh, if it's not about goofy politicians or sex, I don't care. What if ordinary citizens were given the legal powers corporations now have? Before you hire me, you must sign this agreement to appear in a secret court judged by my homies. Our fine print would be awesome. Disputes: The fat cats at Globoplundimaxx agree to reimburse me for any erroneous charges x 1,000 plus $1 million to my mom for her judging services, plus a bowl of M&M's with the green ones removed under penalty of ... Damn arbitration clauses!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-31 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-31 Pub. Date: 2012-07-31
Image Number: 86668
Caption: FAT CAT. As you may have heard, we at Caterpillar had record profits of $4.9 billion last year. So, naturally we're freezing 800 workers' wages for the next six years while we increase executive pay big time! "How do we do it? Introducing our Employee Fracking System." First, we turn our jumbo-shaft wallet borer lose on workers. "Then our state-of-the-art pneumatic profit pump siphons the money directly into executives' tax shelters." Finally, our 300-horsepower pension compactor handily crushes retirement packages to the size of a small toaster oven! KRUNCH! Caterpillar: In a class by ourselves.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-20 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-20 Pub. Date: 2012-02-20
Image Number: 89016
Caption: Slowpoke. RNC insiders discuss voter dissatisfaction with the Republican presidential candidates. What we need is Romney's 1% economics plus Santorum's church lady routine, in an appealing package … But how? Two months later. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce a new candidate genetically-engineered from the DNA of Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Hank Williams Jr. and a Woolly Mammoth: Buck Hunter! No fat chicks. Tv ads are quickly released. Pow! Condom launcher. 99%. I love lassoin' up Occupy Wall Street protesters and usin' condoms for target practice! The GOP base is ecstatic. I could have a beer with Buck! I mean, he's some sort of mutant hybrid, but he's one of us! Next week: Scandal - Buck made using stem cells!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-30 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-30 Pub. Date: 2011-11-30
Image Number: 89007
Caption: Slowpoke. Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEOs now make 343 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into any schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in the bathtub.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-06 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-06 Pub. Date: 2009-04-06
Image Number: 91010
Caption: Slowpoke. Furious at Wall Street for gambling away their life savings, Americans come to cope the way they always do: A larger-than-life fantasy vendetta! Enter … RAMBANK. Rambank begins his campaign of retribution by forcing executives to eat their own toxic paper! ... And THIS if for giving yourself a BONUS! Mmf! Derivative Contracts. Next, he starts the "Chins for the Children" program, donating the extra folds of fat cats to Iraqi kids needing reconstructive surgery. I've come for my pound of flesh! Then he cuts a deal with Classmates.com to feature inept CEO's in humiliating web ads. She Married Him??!! And they've got 7 kids?? Richard Fuld, Lehman Bros. Take that, swine! Finally, he destroys the offices that were lavishly decorated while the bank lost billions! This is for my 401K! BWOOM!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-18 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-18 Pub. Date: 2008-08-18
Image Number: 91249
Caption: Slowpoke. NOISE WAR. It started with the cell phone dipwads. YEA, I'M HAVING MY INVERTED NIPPLE EXTRUDED TODAY! Noise-cancelling headphones ensued. Blah blah blah blah. HA! But in this age of advanced ringtones, 4-wheelers, and fat tailpipes, it's only a matter of time before we see ... Mini personal leaf blowers to clear crumbs off of public seats! A Plexiglas bubble must be added to the anti-noise ensemble. Parents can no linger hear their wee ones above the din, so they use BABY AMPLIFIERS. I think she's crying WAAA. People resort to full-body suits made of sound-dampening eggshell foam, on top of everything else. Ah, peace and quiet! I can't move.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86613
Caption: Slowpoke. Spreadin' the Manure. True: The White House has instructed the Dept. of Agriculture to work praise of Bush's foreign policy into speeches. Actual talking point. Agriculture is the heart and soul of a nation, and its importance should not be underestimated in the Iraqi's efforts to build a strong, self-sustaining democracy. Here are some other possible segueways ... When addressing sheep farmers: We all know there's nothing tastier than a rack of lamb. ... And speaking of Iraq, the President has a clear strategy for victory! Sheep produces of Okiedokie County. When addressing cattle ranchers: The fat veins in a well-marbled slice of beef remind me of rivers ... like the Euphrates and Tigris in Iraq - where, incidentally, the President has a clear strategy for victory! Caution: Try not to get too carried away. When I think of fruits and vegetables, I think of sprouting freedom in the Middle East ... Of land where spuds have replaced scuds ... Of dangling carrots of democracy ... Of the strong moral fiber of our President, who has a clear strategy for victory! Now, back to avocado prices ... Produce growers of Wahoochie County.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86615
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of lobbying by the food industry, the House recently passed the National Uniformity For Food Act which negates states' food safety laws in favor of weaker federal regulation. (Crossed out) WARNINGL This food contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer. What other new food safety laws lie ahead? Nutrition Label Reform - relaxes burdensome accuracy requirements. I can't believe these only contain one gram of fat. Tallow Twists. Rockin' Jalapeno Flavor. Heart Healthy. The Pretty Produce Act - Airbrushed fruit legalized. In the age of Photoshop, people demand perfection! Why not give it to them? Nature's Bosom Bananas. PSSSHT! Eventually, labeling is no longer an issue, as the food industry convinces people toxins are good for them. New Merculoids! Mountains of Mmm - mmm - Methylmercury in every bite! Mommy! I want Merculoids! I want Merculoids! Yes, dear.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86618
Caption: Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.
     
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