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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-27 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-27 Pub. Date: 2016-06-27
Image Number: 145394
Caption: The Bowtie Rebellion. Or, the curious case of the suddenly-woke conservative. On George Bush Sr.'s "Willie Horton" ad: I don't see what's objectionable. On segregationist George Wallace: He succeeded in "giving an aggrieved minority a voice." On Hurricane Katrina: "America's always fast-flowing river of race-obsessing has overflowed its banks." On voter ID laws: A tool for voter suppression? Pishposh! On Trump's "Mexican Judge" comments: That does it! I cannot stay in a party that has become so racist!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-08 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-08 Pub. Date: 2015-06-08
Image Number: 128216
Caption: Fast track to oligarchy. Why is Obama supporting a corporate giveaway posing as a trade deal? I'm sorry, this secret tribunal finds your nation's laws in contempt of profit! Maybe the old Obama has been traded for a new one? To quote MLK, the arc of the moral universe is long ... Old ... But it bend toward higher drug prices in the developing world. Or he wants his legacy to be complex! Much like the human spirit, my presidency is rife with paradox. Or the issue has already been decided by secret tribunal. I must support the Trans-Pacific partnership. No, really. I must.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-30 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-01 Pub. Date: 2014-06-30
Image Number: 113344
Caption: Buffer Buffoonery. The Supreme Court recently struck down a "buffer zone" law for abortion clinics while having its own protester-free zone that is many times larger. Massachusetts law: 35 ft. around clinics. Supreme Court buffer. Shouldn't the justices be as exposed to the "free marketplace of ideas" as a woman seeking an abortion? Repent. Your honor, please come to our Legal Crisis Center for some free counseling! They'd just have to take their chances and hope none of the activists are violent. Constitution killer! We the People. Things would change real fast. it being self-evident that no one should have to put up with this s#*t ... we're reversing our ruling on buffer zones.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-17 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-17 Pub. Date: 2013-06-17
Image Number: 98368
Caption: Surveillance Bait. National Security Agency. "We see what you did there." We understand people are angry about our data collection methods. So we're changing the way we do things. Privacy now! Introducing a new company: SPOOKLE. Spookle. Offering everything from a search engine to a lightning fast browser! Upload your adorable cat videos - or calls for a holy war - to SNOOPTUBE! SnoopTube. Sign up for a free spookmail account! Snooptube, that sounds sketch - hey, check out this video of a rapping penguin! Yeah, I don't trust them not to - wow, this browser is really fast! It at first you don't succeed, spy spy again!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-21 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-22 Pub. Date: 2013-01-21
Image Number: 92735
Caption: Lance's Harsh Landing. What if Lance Armstrong's troubles forced him to live like the rest of us? I don't care how fast you can bike up the Pyrenees - How fast can you process customer service calls? I'm sorry, sir, but with your history of drug use, I'm afraid we can't offer you health insurance. Well, without any sponsorships, it looks like you can only afford this used Schwinn fixie. On the bright side, you'll be a total hipster! Guess it's back to just watching Oprah on tv like everybody else ...
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-13 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-13 Pub. Date: 2012-08-13
Image Number: 86620
Caption: Olympic Memories. Pain Porn. So tell us how it feels to fail utterly after four long years of grueling work. Gratuitous Jimmy Fallon Appearances. Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but did you know I have a show on NBC? Obligatory Medal Nibbling. NOM NOM NOM. Medal Counts Brought To You By A Fast Food Empire. M Official Restaurant. So, how did you get to the podium today. Well, I started by not eating at McDonalds. Gold Silver Bronze. USA 42 27 23. CHN 35 24 21. RUS 23 25 17. 22 16 14.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-04 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 86597
Caption: Slowpoke. Old McDonald's had a farm … McDonald's - the exact opposite of everything foodies stand for - has an ad campaign appealing to … FOODIES. "McDonald's Big Mac. HAND-CRAFTED for that one-of-a-kind taste. And made just for you." Shot of barn. 100% Big Mac. Soon: Hoping to cash in on the local food movement, McDonald's starts it own CSAs. McHippie. Your weekly delivery, ma'am! M. Executives tout the company's small farm ethos. All of our C.A.F.O.s* are just like the one your grandma used to have! How much longer do I have to sit here in this stinking swill pit? *Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation. Even Michael Pollan is impressed! D-doesn't get any more sustainable that McDonalds. Please help me. The Omnivore's Dilemma. Whap!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-01 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-01 Pub. Date: 2010-02-01
Image Number: 90481
Caption: Slowpoke. The Need for Speed. I'd like a Pronto Patty and a Pepsi … And make it snappy! Burger Pope. Earn your college degree in just 15 minutes! Instalum Online University. Yes! Take me through the six-second freshman orientation now! GO! Get fit in only 2 minutes a day! Total body workout for the busy executive! As Seen On TV. Why waste 70 years when you can live your life in HALF AN HOUR? Try new LIFEWINK! TM.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86603
Caption: Slowpoke. The Need for Speed. I'd like a Pronto Patty and a Pepsi … And make it snappy! Burger Pope. Earn your college degree in just 15 minutes! INSTALUM Online University. YES! Take me through my six-second freshman orientation now! Go! GET FIT IN ONLY 2 MINUTES A DAY! Total body workout for the busy executive! As Seen On TV. Why waste 70 years when you can live your life in HALF AN HOUR? Try new Lifekwik! tm.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86612
Caption: Slowpoke. Wal*Mart wants to open an "Industrial Loan Corporation," which many think will lead to the opening of bank branches. Soon you may walk into a Wal*Bank. The Greeter. Welcome to Wal*Bank! Open a checking account and get a free ceramic lawn toad! The teller windows double as fast food stands - Accumulate fatty deposits while you make deposits! Honey mustard or barbecue sauce? Kongealed Fried Cholesterol and teller No. 8. Sleeps in her Hyundai. Anti-Union Spycam. The loan officer is himself $89,000 in debt. Plastic yard chair. Wal*Mart Global Domination Pie Chart. Wal*Mart. Not Wal*Mart. We can do it! The business model. Wal*Bank. Walton Family (The real Wal*Bank) Right-Wing Anti-Worker Politicians. Policies that hurt the poor. Tax cuts for hotel heiresses. More poor people! Poor people's money.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86618
Caption: Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 fast 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86619
Caption: Slowpoke. Since we seem to be living in a new dark age, perhaps it’s time for … A Marketing Plan for the Enlightenment. There'd be the reason blimp … Reason Fever - Catch it! Celebrity endorsements … I'm Drooly Julie. Whenever I'm deciding how to pursue some buff young stud, I use LOGIC! tm. Product placement in movies ... Darling, when I saw your Wikipedia entry on the Horsehead nebula, I knew I had to have you. Fast food tie-ins ... Hey kids! Try McSnottle's new Bill Nye the science Guy Happy Meal featuring the Big Bang Burger. BOOM! BOOM Science is fun! BOOM! ... And Nascar sponsorship! The Enlightening Rod. Ben Franklin. "Those who can make you believe the absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
     
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