I wish I could get a real live bunny for Easter. Oh, I don’t think that's a good idea. It'd only lead to heartache. When I was little we lived on a farm, and one year I got a little rabbit for Easter. I loved that rabbit. My dad told me his name was Stu. I thought it was short for Stuart. Sniff! It wasn't. It was stew.
How was school today, Nelson? We went on a field trip to a farm. I saw a bunch of fluffy white cows. I've never seen cows like that before. I think maybe they were albino cows. Or maybe sheep? Yeah, maybe.