Turkey?! Yum!! Stay back! I liberated this turkey from the turkey farm! Gobble. "Liberated"? But what are you going to do with him? Release him back into the wild! Someone's been reading a little too much P.E.T.A literature …. Fly, little turkey! Fly! You're free!! Gobble?
We'll be the first ones around the world in a balloon! We'll win a zillion dollars! I'll be famous! Blah bla blah blah bla blah bla bla blah bla. This hot air balloon works great!