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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-17 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-17 Pub. Date: 2019-11-17
Image Number: 180337
Caption: Do you feel tired at night or groggy when you wake up in the morning? Do you feel full after meals? Does persistent loud noise give you headaches?! You might well be suffering PNS. Perfectly normal syndrome is nothing to take lightly. But there is a cure. Call now and receive two bottles of placebo pills for the low, low price of $19.99. Don't delay. Failure to act could leave you groggy, feeling full, frightened after horror films. Side effects of placebo include blindness and diarrhea.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-14 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-14 Pub. Date: 2019-10-14
Image Number: 179941
Caption: You look terrible. I had a crazy dream then couldn't sleep. In my dream, Anderson Cooper was doing a special report on me. He described me as a materialistic jerk trying to compensate for my failures by buying stuff. See, the media does get some stuff right. Insult to insomnia.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-08 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-08 Pub. Date: 2019-07-08
Image Number: 178472
Caption: U. Failure, scum. You wear the red letter! Red letter? U? I don't understand. Unprofitable. I'm branded! Noooooooo!
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-16 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-16 Pub. Date: 2019-06-16
Image Number: 178108
Caption: You ever have a nickname? Not really. Too bad. Usually nicknames are terms of endearment. If you have one, it means people like you. Randy's got one. If I'm not mistaken, his meathead football friends call him The Rock. I guess that's true. No biggie. I'm sure people just didn't get around to giving you one. Whatever. What if we call you The Spendinator? Means: Miserable indebted failure who lacks soul in an endearing way. Old bag, you played this one beautifully.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-24 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-24 Pub. Date: 2019-02-24
Image Number: 176214
Caption: It feels good to stop wasting water. Al Gore would be proud. And electricity - Don't forget we're saving on that. That would be used to heat the water, and light the room. We no longer encourage the manufacture of chemical-based cleansing products sold in wasteful plastic and paper packaging. Stop! Men should not rationalize their failure to shower every day on the basis that it's environmentally friendly. Oh, how you hate Mother Earth. I like inhaling without stink. My smell is organic.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-13 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-13 Pub. Date: 2017-09-13
Image Number: 162611
Caption: I've never had a real date, because they always refuse to sign the Dutch contract. "The Dutch Contract"? Most relationships fail because of money. Because one party starts to see the other party as a piggy bank. I don't think it's unreasonable to ask prospective dates to sear under oath that they'll always go Dutch on everything. Maybe it's the title people object to. A lot of conservatives can't stand anything that sounds European. Yeah. That must be it.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-23 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-23 Pub. Date: 2017-08-23
Image Number: 161808
Caption: Boss? Why'd a truck just deliver fifty boxes of kimchi to the café? It's just good business, minion. Did you know that before he was president, Donald Trump was known for failing at least as often as he succeeded? Six bankruptcies … Trump Airline … Trump Steaks ... Who else could manage to bankrupt a casino in Atlantic City? You never know if he's going to turn a winning situation into a total flop. Odds are 50/50 we'll see North Korean tanks rolling into town any day now, and you can bet they'll be manned by hungry troops. Opportunist!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-28 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-28 Pub. Date: 2017-06-28
Image Number: 159728
Caption: Lemont's in Russia … President Putin asked that I answer all your journalist questions on his behalf. Get you to see we are not the boogeyman the American press has made us to be. If that fails, I am to poisoning you with rare gelsemium elefans death flower. Joking, joking, why you cannot take joke? Oh. Ok, then. Polonium-210 or throwing from balcony much more effective.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-17 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-17 Pub. Date: 2016-10-17
Image Number: 149916
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? When I grow up, I want to be a star, so that I can grab women by the nethers. Well first of all, why are your parents letting you watch the presidential race. I should call child protective services. You're a loser. You're overrated. You're a total failure.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-14 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-14 Pub. Date: 2016-09-14
Image Number: 148487
Caption: I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-17 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-17 Pub. Date: 2016-08-17
Image Number: 147399
Caption: Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie entirely with my date? Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-16 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-16 Pub. Date: 2016-02-16
Image Number: 139253
Caption: I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time. What do you mean? Every major religion believes it's possible to speak things into existence. If you say you're a failure, you eventually become a failure. But if you SAY you're a winner over and over again, you can actually talk the universe into believing it. It'll make you a winner no matter how often you go bankrupt. So you agree Trump's going to win?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-31 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-31 Pub. Date: 2015-08-31
Image Number: 131967
Caption: How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting." I'll take a copy.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-01 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-01 Pub. Date: 2015-02-01
Image Number: 121465
Caption: Open Mike Night Presents: The Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm glad.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-21 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-21 Pub. Date: 2014-12-21
Image Number: 119729
Caption: Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all … and if I answer with 100% accuracy, I will win a free coffee and scone per day, for an entire year. Interesting. And what do I get if you answer wrong? You get this laptop computer. It's fully functional, except for a slight catastrophic logic board failure. Deal. Sucker. Here's the question: what was I wearing when I saw 'Empire Strikes Back' in the theater in 1980? Huh? What was I wearing, smart guy? Underpants. Ha! Nice try, but I always wore my Underoos OVER my pants!
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-28 failure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-28 Pub. Date: 2014-05-28
Image Number: 111860
Caption: Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.
     
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