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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-18 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-18 Pub. Date: 2019-02-18
Image Number: 176454
Caption: Everything is Pretend. A con man and a Russian tool pretends to be a legitimate president … No collusion! Trump elected bigly! … and declares a pretend emergency … U.S. Border … that is parodied by an actor pretending to be the pretend president … Wall makes safe! ... causing the pretend president to pretend the pretend pretend president is part of pretend media ... Alec Baldwin fake news NBC! ... which suggests we're becoming an autocracy pretending to be a democracy. The Great One. I wish I could pretend this isn't happening.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-03 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-03 Pub. Date: 2018-09-03
Image Number: 173951
Caption: What are they thinking? The GOP stole a Supreme Court seat, the Prez is under investigation, and SCOTUS nominee Kavanaugh wants to expand executive power. Yet half of Senate Dems are undecided about him. We don't want to rush to judgment about an illegitimate authoritarian sympathizer. Yes, everything the party has fought for since FDR will be ruined. But the Beltway media will respect us! Look, digging ourselves into very deep holes is what we do. By showing how bipartisan we are, we may not be thrown in prison when democracy dies! I'm tired. Let's just get this world-ending thing over with as quickly as possible.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-13 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-13 Pub. Date: 2017-02-13
Image Number: 154715
Caption: It's the attack on democracy, stupid! The writer of an infamous authoritarian essay was revealed to be Trump adviser Michael Anton. The importation of third world foreigners will create a permanent democratic majority. I want my people to live. Trump adviser Stephen Miller defended the lie that millions voted illegally. They were being bused into New Hampshire! A man previously deemed too racist for mainstream Republicans will be attorney general. Why, I would never make it harder for certain folks to vote! Yet some people still don't get it. I'm tired of hearing that the sky is falling! There's always the next election, right?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128822
Caption: Captains of Industry Speak! On offshoring: If you love something, set it free. That's why we're setting 3,000 jobs free, like gazelles, to bound to new and exotic points of the compass! Just imagine: Data entry under a Calcutta moon! Guangdong cam. Bangalore cam. On downsizing: We had to cut 1,500 jobs, or else we couldn't afford my $50 million bonus. It's just the harsh reality of the market! On automation: The Adminidroid 8000 can do most white-collar desk jobs at a fraction of the cost of actual humans! But don't worry - there will be plenty of new jobs in robot maintenance! On raising the minimum wage: Pay more than $7.25 an hour!? NO WAY! Why, we'd have to CUT JOBS! I guess we won't even ask about unions.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-23 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-23 Pub. Date: 2015-03-23
Image Number: 124784
Caption: A Starbucks campaign recently encouraged baristas to discuss race with customers. Ferguson's messes up. Amiright? Race together. Um, I ordered a frappuccino. Here are some "conversations" we won't see at chain restaurants. "A conversation about clopening". Let me tell you about how little sleep I get between shifts. "The #profittogether campaign" - to close the vast income gap between executives and front end workers. I'm making a fortune ... for someone else! Profit Together. "A heartfelt talk on supporting local business". Why are you even here? Stop sucking money out of your community!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-24 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-24 Pub. Date: 2014-11-24
Image Number: 119533
Caption: Grandpa Perkins' Thanksgiving Tirade. Can you believe Obama and this immigration nonsense? I don't recognize this country anymore. When I was growing up, we lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone! You shopped at your neighbors' store! Now everything is made by foreigners ... and all those good jobs with family businesses are gone - thanks to immigrants! Where are you going? It's 6:00! Time to hit the pre-Black Friday sale at Krap-Mart!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-20 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-20 Pub. Date: 2014-10-20
Image Number: 118063
Caption: Would people care more about climate change if we called it Globola? The planet is burning up with fever, spread by emissions of its bodily fluids. Scientists are gravely concerned. Center for Atmospheric Disease Control. We might survive Globola if we avoid risky behavior ... like filling up our cars with earth discharge. Some villagers refuse to cooperate. We'd like to show you how to prevent Globola. Come any closer and I'll shoot. the only way it can be stopped is to quarantine oil and gas executives. Let us our of we'll sue! No way. You guys are vectors.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-13 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-14 Pub. Date: 2014-01-13
Image Number: 106384
Caption: Nation of Moochers. $17/hour. "[what} workers at the bottom of the wage scale would be earning if increased labor productivity were reflected in their pay, rather than in corporate profits, executive compensation and shareholder returns" - New York Times, 1/10/14. Sadly, we living in a nation of takers who prefer to siphon money from productive citizens. The corporate culture of dependence in action. Of course I deserve 350 times as mush as my minions! Time to teach these parasites there's no free lunch! Actually, this is on my expense account. Bonbon? Unfortunately, this might prove difficult. Tsk-tsk! 26 weeks of mooching off others is enough! Extend unemployment benefits now! But you've been mooching off me for 26 years!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-24 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-26 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 104524
Caption: Black Friday is creeping ever earlier, with Kmart opening at 6am on Thanksgiving, and WalMart at 6pm. WalMart associates are really excited to work that day! Gnaw gnaw. Executive VP Duncan Mac Naughton (actual quote). But workers can still celebrate! Lord, thank you for these snack chips, and for the fact that this day will eventually be over. Turkitos. "Grab a bag of Thanksgiving!" Like so many aspects of American life, holidays have become 2-tiered. Thanksgiving premium. Family. Wine. Candlelight. Dressing the turkey. "Have another helping". Giving thanks. Thanksgiving basic. Co-workers. Red Bull. Fluorescent lights. Cleaning up dressing rooms. "How can I help you?" "Thanks for shopping". Soon, we'll tell the new story of Thanksgiving ... "On this day, we remember the Pilgrims who came in the ship-sized vehicles in search of a new world of discounted goods." Welcome! Greeted by native.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-08 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-09 Pub. Date: 2013-07-08
Image Number: 99179
Caption: Paycheck Swipe. As if low wages weren't bad enough, several companies are now paying employees through fee-laden debit cards. CHATTELCARD. 0568 4309 2814 3259 Minnie Mumwage. Visa. ATM FEE. LOST CARD FEE. TRANSFER TO CHECKING ACCOUNT FEE. BALANCE INQUIRY FEE. INACTIVITY FEE. You can't beat the CONVENIENCE of these cards. They save money on payroll ... Generate profits for the card issuer ... Provide kickbacks to the company ... So convenient for everyone! Um ... Yes, we've made it easier than ever to lose part of your paycheck. Can't I just get automatic deposit? Actually, you'll be needing that card to access the restroom. 75 cents. If prepaid cards are workers' only option, shouldn't they be required for CEOs, too? Same percentages deducted as minimum-wage employees! EXECUDEBIT. 6835 7719 2167 3742. I. X. Ploitem. Visa. $8 Million Salary? $800 ATM Fee! Um ... Sure is convenient!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-31 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-31 Pub. Date: 2012-07-31
Image Number: 86668
Caption: FAT CAT. As you may have heard, we at Caterpillar had record profits of $4.9 billion last year. So, naturally we're freezing 800 workers' wages for the next six years while we increase executive pay big time! "How do we do it? Introducing our Employee Fracking System." First, we turn our jumbo-shaft wallet borer lose on workers. "Then our state-of-the-art pneumatic profit pump siphons the money directly into executives' tax shelters." Finally, our 300-horsepower pension compactor handily crushes retirement packages to the size of a small toaster oven! KRUNCH! Caterpillar: In a class by ourselves.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-25 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-25 Pub. Date: 2012-06-25
Image Number: 86663
Caption: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE-ITY. These days, there's no shortage of businesspeople who think they know how to run a college. Here's an idea: Let's run this place like a CORPORATION! Wealthy donor and board member. So, it's only fair to ask … What if CORPORATIONS were run like CLASSROOMS? IT's agreed: We're firing the CEO and replacing him with the world authority on Balzac. Executive Bardroom. Today we unveil a new product: Long-lasting KIERKE-GUARD DEODORANT. KIERKE-GUARD. With extra weight-of-existence protection! Undoubtedly, protests would ensue. What a frenzied mob! Oh, nothing a little Masterpiece Theatre can't fix! Nerds Out! Bag the Bards.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-21 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-21 Pub. Date: 2012-05-21
Image Number: 86659
Caption: THE NINE ZEROS CLUB. Welcome, newly-minted Facebook billionaires! We've been expecting you. Let me show you around. The 000,000,000 Club. This is our superpac control room. From our state-of-the-art plutocracy panel, you can buy TV ads smearing the politician of your choice with the push of a button! Why does Senator Buford pal around with METH WHORES? ... And you'll love our BESEECHING ROOM, where charities can come to beg for your kindness! There's a young tech mogul on the throne right now! For you: $100 million. For you: NOTHING! ... And if you need to leave the country for tax purposes, we have plenty of OVERSEAS OFFICES! Not bad perks for creating a website that lets people pretend they're in high school again!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-12-27 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-27 Pub. Date: 2011-12-27
Image Number: 89010
Caption: Slowpoke. Makin' It with Mitt. Hi there! I'm Mitt Romney, and I'm a highly successful guy! You too can follow my inspiring, all-American path … if you don't listen to that Soviet-style cheese-rationer Obama! You see, Obama wants to redistribute wealth. That is absolutely not what we did at my leveraged-buyout firm! Bain Capital. Executives. Savings from laid-off workers. we hoovered wealth. Very different. Obama also wants to punish effort. Why, in the 13 years since I've retired from Bain and continued to collect tens of millions, it's taken a lot of effort to keep track of it all! Foom! Money button. Yes, Obama opposed a merit-based society. How dare he think my sons don't merit their $100 million trust.* *True!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-16 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-16 Pub. Date: 2011-11-16
Image Number: 89019
Caption: Slowpoke … And the U.N. has estimated that the planet's 7 billionth person will be born right about … now! Population boom! Wait - this just in! The 7 billionth person-to-be has just issued a statement! NNN. Nattering Noggins News. Speaking from an undisclosed gestation location, she says: "Even a pre-conscious proto-human such as myself knows your world is seriously fubared." Breaking: Angry baby. "I'm not even born yet, and I already have 300 industrial chemicals in my bloodstream, you piggish dolts." "There still probably won't be any jobs two decades from now." Furious fetus! "And if I do land some soul-sucking crap work, all the wealth I create will go to some selfish dipstick making 200 times more than me." "Honestly, why bother? Count me out! Or in, as the case may be. Signed, Baby 7B. Fumin' pre-human. In other news, presidential candidate Herman Cain has suggested that the wealthiest 1% be referred to as "your overlords."
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-23 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-23 Pub. Date: 2011-07-23
Image Number: 89293
Caption: Slowpoke. Tax Evasion Funnies. Companies are demanding a "tax holiday" to bring money back from overseas at dirt-cheap rates. Win America. That money is trapped offshore. We mustn't penalize businesses for bringing it home! Wag wag wag wag wag. (Actual Campaign.) Yes, this memorial day, let us not forget the tragic plight of our men in green stuck in foreign hellholes. I'm just dreaming of the day when I can feel the soft leather interior of an executive's wallet again. Welcome to The Cayman Islands. To that end, hundreds of corporate lobbyists will be holding a motorcycle rally in Washington, DC. Rolling Plunder. POW*MIA You are not forgotten. Prisoners of Washington - Money in Antilles. Keep the promise. Inspired by these efforts, small-time money launderers start holding their own vigils. I've got 50 grand trapped in my freezer! It's time to set it free!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-25 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-25 Pub. Date: 2011-06-25
Image Number: 89275
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome to Ball*Mart. The conservative majority on the supreme court just killed a class-action lawsuit against Wal-Mart despite overwhelming evidence of sex discrimination. The company has written a policy against discrimination, so it can't be sued. Duh! Actual reasoning. Um ... Clearly we should only concern ourselves with companies that have officially gone on the record with their sexism. Recruitment video. At Galactabank, we're proud to be an unequal opportunity employer. Bros before hos, as we like to say! But short of that, what would it take for Scalia to see a problem? Ball*mart executive boardroom. Bitchez keep out. Under my thumb! Seems fine to me! Perhaps if glass ceilings were tinted? Bonk. See? It's really there! Hmm ... No, I still don't see it. Management.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-04 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 86597
Caption: Slowpoke. Old McDonald's had a farm … McDonald's - the exact opposite of everything foodies stand for - has an ad campaign appealing to … FOODIES. "McDonald's Big Mac. HAND-CRAFTED for that one-of-a-kind taste. And made just for you." Shot of barn. 100% Big Mac. Soon: Hoping to cash in on the local food movement, McDonald's starts it own CSAs. McHippie. Your weekly delivery, ma'am! M. Executives tout the company's small farm ethos. All of our C.A.F.O.s* are just like the one your grandma used to have! How much longer do I have to sit here in this stinking swill pit? *Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation. Even Michael Pollan is impressed! D-doesn't get any more sustainable that McDonalds. Please help me. The Omnivore's Dilemma. Whap!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-01 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-01 Pub. Date: 2010-02-01
Image Number: 90481
Caption: Slowpoke. The Need for Speed. I'd like a Pronto Patty and a Pepsi … And make it snappy! Burger Pope. Earn your college degree in just 15 minutes! Instalum Online University. Yes! Take me through the six-second freshman orientation now! GO! Get fit in only 2 minutes a day! Total body workout for the busy executive! As Seen On TV. Why waste 70 years when you can live your life in HALF AN HOUR? Try new LIFEWINK! TM.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 executive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86603
Caption: Slowpoke. The Need for Speed. I'd like a Pronto Patty and a Pepsi … And make it snappy! Burger Pope. Earn your college degree in just 15 minutes! INSTALUM Online University. YES! Take me through my six-second freshman orientation now! Go! GET FIT IN ONLY 2 MINUTES A DAY! Total body workout for the busy executive! As Seen On TV. Why waste 70 years when you can live your life in HALF AN HOUR? Try new Lifekwik! tm.
     
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