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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-27 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-27 Pub. Date: 2017-09-27
Image Number: 163099
Caption: Guess what daddy heard on the radio today, son? I heard that an English settler named Clarence Hornswaggler stole the recipe for popcorn from Native Americans. It was an early example of cultural appropriation, and we don't encourage that sort of thing in this house. I thtill want popcorn fow dinnew. (Sigh), ok, let's try this: No popcorn for dinner because I said so.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-21 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-21 Pub. Date: 2016-08-21
Image Number: 146823
Caption: No, momma, I didn't see that post on "The Newsfeed." Remember, momma, I told you everyone sees a different newsfeed tailored just for them. It's based on what we search for online, what we type, etc … Ok, watch … load Facebook. "Load" means … never mind ... turn on the Facebook. Ok, now tell me what's on your screen. Uh-huh ... Uh-huh ... See? That's the perfect example, momma ... I don't see a single post about Idris Elba's booty on MY newsfeed. And I'd like to stop talking about this now.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-22 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-22 Pub. Date: 2015-08-22
Image Number: 131279
Caption: When you think about it, bruh, people got a simplistic idea of what "virtue" is. For example, people never stop to think that it's actually virtuous to make sure don't nobody find out about the bad you do. It shows you know you was wrong, an' it also shows you care deeply about people feelings. What did you do, Clyde? Don't try to destroy my virtue, Big L.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-21 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-21 Pub. Date: 2013-10-21
Image Number: 102926
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I don’t have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three … … Or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him it’s ok to deceive; which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? This end up. Why e'erebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-23 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-23 Pub. Date: 2013-06-23
Image Number: 97915
Caption: This is your wakeup call … You don’t exercise enough. Your son sees this, so he's likely to emulate you and end up being fat. Mmblno. You aren't assertive enough. You son sees this, so he's likely to become a pushover. You don’t spend much time reading books ... ... So your son's more likely to become a moron. Tha's kind of harsh. You can't handle harshness, so your son's more likely to become a crybaby.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-16 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-16 Pub. Date: 2011-12-16
Image Number: 74021
Caption: I promise you your life is going to be better than mine. I promise you I'll never let anything bad happen to you. I promise you I'll always set a good example for you. I with you'd promith me you'll bruth your teeth.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-29 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-29 Pub. Date: 2011-05-29
Image Number: 61192
Caption: Confirmation bias. Huh? It's where a person decides something to be true … … And then they look only for examples that prove they're right, and ignore all the ones that show they may be wrong. Like, for instance, someone who decides a politician is awful will dwell on his failures - no matter how tiny they may be - and ignore or marginalize his accomplishments, no matter how huge they are. What's this have to do with you being a big-ass nerd? You're ignoring my vintage Tupac collection. Don't nobody but a nerd say "vintage."
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-31 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-31 Pub. Date: 2010-03-31
Image Number: 45681
Caption: Date - a - chick.com Thank you for creating an account. Please complete your profile honestly. Now add a "headline." For example, write "Great catch looking for love." Headline: "Flawed human being looking for an absolute perfection." Let us rephrase. Please lie. "Looking for love."
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-28 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-28 Pub. Date: 2010-02-28
Image Number: 44351
Caption: Am I speaking with whoever programs the iPhone's touchscreen keyboard? That's me. Is there a problem? How come when I type something, the cursor often skips around and inserts my new text into text I've already typed? Hmmm. Read me an example, I'll try to diagnose the problem. I tried to send a text that said "Kerry, that movie was awful but you're a lot of fun anyway." The iPhone sent it as "Kerry, that movie was a lot of fun anyway. But you're awful." I see. Here's what's going on ... You must have really fat fingers. ... Excuse me? You keep pigging the "return" key while you type. ... I'll call back after you've had your coffee. Make sure you don't accidentally pudge-dial Microsoft.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-27 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-27 Pub. Date: 2009-09-27
Image Number: 38664
Caption: Random man on the street, explain to me why you think health care reform is "socialism." Simple, Bob. Anytime BIG GOVERNMENT steps in and keeps the free market from doing whatever the @#$% it wants to us, that's socialism. Like the other day, I was having a heart attack ... called 9-1-1. County wanted to send me an ambulance to take me to the nearest cardiac unit. That's socialism. No way do I want government deciding where I'm going to go. I see. Go on ... I called several different ambulance companies, said I wanna go to the best cardiac unit in America, and asked them to submit competitive bids. And then? I died before any of them got back to me, but at least it was MY CHOICE.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-18 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-18 Pub. Date: 2008-12-18
Image Number: 28820
Caption: Senate hearing on the bailout of the comic strip industry. We used to have too many suppliers… …But now we're streamlining operations. Alan Salem. ACME Syndicate. For example, we've consolidated all twelve comics featuring minority characters into one. We believe this will eliminate brand confusion and position us for the future. "Watch your Candoracha, Curtis!"
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-02 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-02 Pub. Date: 2008-09-02
Image Number: 26379
Caption: When's the last time you saw a dentist? Last month. Why? No reason. Wait…are you saying my breath stinks? 'Course not. Your breath smells fine. As smooth as a baby's bottom. That phrase doesn't apply to smells. Well it should.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-29 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-29 Pub. Date: 2008-05-29
Image Number: 23766
Caption: I'm not gay, I swear. I didn't really divorce my wife and marry Lance the mailman. I made it all up to illustrate how letting gays marry destroys traditional marriage and makes people gay. Lilly and I are still happily married. Repeat that part. It destroys traditional marriage. The other part. It makes people gay?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-22 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-22 Pub. Date: 2008-05-22
Image Number: 23638
Caption: Decades ago, the doomed planet, Klampton orbits a dying star. She'll have powers beyond those of mere mortals… Powered by Earth's yellow sun, she'll be able to morph into any shape. Assume any personality. She'll be all things to all people. I think you're being way too hard on Hillary Clinton. No, wait. Hear me out.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-03 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-03 Pub. Date: 2008-05-03
Image Number: 23194
Caption: They outsourced the blue-collar jobs, an' I said nothing 'cause I ain't blue-collar… Then they outsourced the white-collar jobs, an' I said nothing 'cause I ain't white collar… Isn't he gonna finish the analogy? Soon as they figure out how to outsource unemployment. I'm sleepy.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-04 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-04 Pub. Date: 2007-07-04
Image Number: 17825
Caption: PS-911 has a new substitute teacher. The vice president's office is NOT AN ENTITY within the Executive Branch. Huh? Which means it's not bound by the same secrecy rules as the rest of the Executive Branch. So if it turns out that the VP had something to do with outing a covert CIA agent, it's no biggie. Just a hypothetical example, of course. What's Mr. Cheney talking about?
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-17 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-17 Pub. Date: 2006-05-17
Image Number: 13748
Caption: Wait, Nadine, you're not mad at me for fathering the love child of a crazy women and deciding to marry her? Nah, we can work this out. Everyone makes mistakes, honey, but it we care about each other, we can forgive each other. For instance, a cute pizza delivery guy mistakenly showed up at my door last night, and ... I don't think I like where this is going.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-02-28 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-28 Pub. Date: 2006-02-28
Image Number: 13106
Caption: Clyde. Step one in advertising your "buttox" anti-wrinkle cream is to grab the public's attention. For example, in print ads you'll be competing with other ads on the same page. Your use of color can make you stand out. Why's it always racial with you, Susan? What? What?
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-05 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-06 Pub. Date: 2005-12-05
Image Number: 12395
Caption: What up, N****? Wanna get a burger? Y'know, I'm sick of you usin' that word, Clyde. It's hateful. It offends me. It sets a bad example for anyone who hears you use that word. Ok, N****, wanna eat a HAMburger? What? What?
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-06-07 example 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-06-07 Pub. Date: 2005-06-07
Image Number: 10658
Caption: The Reverend Al Sharpton today announced he's flying to Mexico to meet with the President Vicente Fox. Fox recently said that "even blacks" in America won't do the work illegal immigrants do…..
     
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