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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-03 |
| Image Number: |
165919 |
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Trickle down is an expensive, destructive myth … and yet you've passed it down for generations! At least we made sure our heirs didn't owe taxes on it!
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Signe Wilkinson |
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Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
165416 |
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And bless our turkey! … House tax bill. Estates. Corporations. Debt.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2001-08-07 |
| Image Number: |
25499 |
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So�it's forbidden and that's final! But just in case�neither clone nor clonee shall be subject to any form of inheritance tax for a period of�Scritch scritch. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-03-30 |
| Image Number: |
22310 |
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Slavery was a horrible institution� �It's tragic that your forebears were denied the fruits of their labor� �But all we can do is find out who profited� �And cut their inheritance taxes! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jeff Danziger |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
156369 |
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Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
147865 |
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Casino biz. Trump scams. Bankruptcy laws. Vote. TTT. $$$. Tax code. 1%. Real estate deve � That one's rigged! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-24 |
| Image Number: |
122309 |
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Have-nots. Have lots. It's a disgrace! Nobody's work is worth a billion dollars! Wait … We're not saying they work for it … No inheritance tax. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chip Bok |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
26644 |
| Caption: |
Freddie and Fannie's ATM. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-01-03 |
| Image Number: |
91914 |
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Q: Who got the worst of the "cliff" deal? (Hint: Not a trick question.) A. Wealthy estates. Almost sweet enough to die for! Entitled! B. NASCAR. C. Hollywood. Les Miserable insider deals. D. You. Wait ... I'm thinking. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-07-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-19 |
| Image Number: |
84520 |
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Tax secrets. Inherited wealth. Privileged upbringing. High finance career. Layoffs, outsourcing. Offshore accounts. Tax gifts to rich. Mitt. Maybe some people should be ashamed of their "success" … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-04-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-04-15 |
| Image Number: |
79598 |
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Our problem is we have jobs ... We should've had the sense to be living off inherited or investment income! April 15. 1040. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Gary Varvel |
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Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
19574 |
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Hello!? Assessor? I want to sell my house to you for what you said it's worth! Foreclosure Sale. Foreclosed. Sale Sale Sale. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
66121 |
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Dr. Noodle. I earn as much as my brother, and he just bought a house. So I tried to buy one too only to find out I can't, because I'm self-employed. And lenders now won't give a mortgage because all my legitimate business deductions make it look like my income is a lot smaller than it really is. So I have two choices. Give up my business and get a full-time job, or stop taking deductions and owe the IRS $20 grand. Hmmm ... I see. Or I can get a cosigner. Well, it appears our time is up. It's only been two minutes. Speaking of which, how's your credit score? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
59981 |
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It's the end of tax season under the microscope. It looks like dependent deductions were takes for the parasites. The genes paid inheritance tax, spinal fluid owed back taxes, and brain cells took an education credit. Did everybody down there have to rush to the post office to beat the deadline? Post office. IRS. 1040. Everybody except the neurons ... they e-filed! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-10-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-20 |
| Image Number: |
53375 |
| Caption: |
Bringing back the estate tax will create death panels. Your children are here to see you, sir. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Gary Varvel |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
51335 |
| Caption: |
Tax credit. Home for sale. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chip Bok |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
49841 |
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Yankees. Steinbrenner. 7 World Series rings and no death tax! What more could you ask for. Eternal Enquirer. No Estate Tax in 2010. Yankee Comes Home. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
45008 |
| Caption: |
Uninsured. Relax. If you don't make it, we won't let them tax your estate. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Matt Wuerker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-08-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-05-06 |
| Image Number: |
10393 |
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Thanks to the Bush tax costs the tax base has shifted away from corporations, the super-rich, heirs and heiresses. We wouldn't want to tax the wealthy … Portrait of the new tax base. Gambles on slots. Smokes a bunch!! Plays lotto! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Joel Pett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2001-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
29841 |
| Caption: |
Tell the one again about the farmers hurt by inheritance taxes! Wealthy. |
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