Grampa, what's your favorite animal? The kumquat. The kumquat? What kind of animal is that? Oh, they're small and orange and very tasty. You can even eat their skins. Ooh! Are they endangered? If they get near me they are.
Do you know what the most popular girl's name was in 2011, according to the Social Security Administration? Gaga? No … Isabella! Can you believe it? Opal wasn’t even in the top 100! Tsk, tsk! When I was a kid, you couldn’t shake a stick without hitting someone named Opal. Maybe that's why they're an endangered species now.