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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2017-04-17 |
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2017-04-17 |
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Times They Aren't a-Changin'. Fox News has been paying bucketloads of hush money to settle sexual harassment lawsuits. "If you don't like what's happening in the workplace, go to human resources or leave." We have a president accused of sexual assault by several women. "When you're a star, they let you do it." "You can do anything." The GOP caucus to decide women's health care benefits looked like this. "I wouldn't want to lose my mammograms!" Haw! Haw! But don't worry! The New York Times just hired this guy as their new op-ed columnist. "The campus-rape narrative sustains liberal fictions of a never-ending war on women." Bret Stephens.
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2017-04-10 |
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2017-04-10 |
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Suffer the Children. Trump's EPA chief has trashed a ban on chlorpyrifos, a pesticide that harms kids' brains. You are literally lowering my IQ. No more smarty-pants elites! Ending the Clean Power Plan will likely cause a spike in childhood asthma attacks. I-can't-breathe! Why do you hate coal workers? Millions of kids would probably lose health insurance if the Affordable Care Act were replaced. My mom can't afford my medicine anymore. Your mom is a loser. Meanwhile, Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad has brutally attacked civilians with chemical weapons. God forbid innocent children are hurt by their own president!
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2017-03-27 |
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2017-03-27 |
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"Government" of "Democracy?" Government. It's become a dirty words. I hate th' guv'mint! But, friendly reminder: We live in a democracy, not a dictatorship (for now). Next time someone complains about "the guv'mint," replace it with the word "democracy." Democracy needs to get out of the way of business. You'll get a much more accurate translation End big democracy. And stop voter fraud by those people! "We the People" also works. We the people are not the solution - we the people are the problem! Krank. AM 600. Talk Radio.
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2017-03-06 |
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2017-03-06 |
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Republicans plan to "improve" Obamacare by ending taxes that fund it. I feel better already! Dump! Confused? Here's how tax cuts for the wealthy will keep America healthy. More rich guys can afford cryogenics, so postwar earth will be repopulated with winners. Welcome to 2053! Follow me to the breeding chamber. More people can buy their way into other countries with civilized health care. Ah, the fjords are lovely this time of year. The poor are inspired to be well. When I win the lottery, I won't be taxed as much! Pop! I have the will to live!
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2017-02-27 |
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2017-02-27 |
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Some say the left should avoid criticizing the president's supporters. So here are … Tips for Getting Along with Trump Voters. Remember, they're not all bigots. I just voted for the jobs. I see. But this IS a Christians nation, you know. Um, right. Try going on a listening tour. Okay, I didn't vote for him. But I'm all ears. Oh, we got ourselves a Hillary Bitch, do we? Don't be condescending. I like that Trump is ending Obamacare, but I hope he doesn't take away the Affordable Care Act. I ... respect your views. Do be filled with liberal guilt to the very end. If only I had been nicer. Here's your dinner, leftist scum. K9 Chow.
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2017-02-20 |
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2017-02-20 |
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Orwellian Reversals for 2017. Progressives are "elites." Yeah, right. Don't end the ACA. Bite me, billionaires. Save social security. Conservatives are defenders of free speech. Viciously bullies and silences women online. You go, bro! Real Blind with Bill Maher. Minorities are the racists. White nationalism on the rise. Real journalism is fake news. All these reporters should be fired! The New York Times. More Trump Ties to Russia. I'll turn on RT and Fox News, sir.
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2016-09-26 |
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2016-09-26 |
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Who's on the ballot? End voter suppression. Dreamer. Climate change data. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. I don't know if I can vote for Hillary. I just don't like her.
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2016-08-22 |
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2016-08-22 |
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Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs! |
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2016-02-29 |
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2016-02-29 |
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The New Normal. The country has gone off the deep end, and it's mostly business as usual. Republicans say Obama can't nominate anyone to the Supreme Court. Punditspew. This will be quite a game of hardball! Things keep getting weirder, but we still treat the election as a horse race. And today the GOP frontrunner fired rubber bullets into a crowd of cheering fans! Even the people who were hit LOVED it! That'll play well in Plano! Sometimes it seems like nothing will break the facade. I will abolish the IRS and see revenue solely through plunder! Perkins is controversial, but his message is winning! Perkins 2020. Are there ANY limits to this farce? I will not deploy my army of nanobots into the bloodstreams of the non-white. Hmm ... that's a little extreme. Careful! Let's not violate the new libel laws! |
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2015-12-07 |
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2015-12-07 |
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The Never-Ending Death Spiral. Mass shooting. Gun sales go up. New. Jiffydeath™ assault rifle. Operate from your phone! Better buy ten of these while I still can! Politicians ride wave of gun mania. I will not vote for background checks on Jiffydeaths! More guns leas to more suicides, accidental shootings, heat-of-the-moment killings. I ordered waffle fries, not curly fires! Bam! So we're doing nothing? No laws change. |
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2015-11-09 |
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2015-11-09 |
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Thanks to a Supreme Court ruling, companies have quietly added language to contracts the effectively ends people's right to sue. Fine print no one has time to read. We may elect to resolve claim by arbitration. Our justice system is being replaced with a private, corporate-friendly alternative. The people judging these cases are often friends of the company! Eh, if it's not about goofy politicians or sex, I don't care. What if ordinary citizens were given the legal powers corporations now have? Before you hire me, you must sign this agreement to appear in a secret court judged by my homies. Our fine print would be awesome. Disputes: The fat cats at Globoplundimaxx agree to reimburse me for any erroneous charges x 1,000 plus $1 million to my mom for her judging services, plus a bowl of M&M's with the green ones removed under penalty of ... Damn arbitration clauses! |
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2015-03-25 |
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2015-03-25 |
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124881 |
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Carl proceeded to brag at length about his career and his children. I could hardly get a word in. Keep the conversation going, find out what he wants … Finally, he stopped. So, what have you been up to? I talked in a disinterested tone while watching my sons play a game at the table. There was a weird silence at the other end. Was he even listening? Then the answer came: Carl let out a moan I could hear plainly, followed by a loud, orgasmic gasp. Uunngh! (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124882.) |
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2015-03-25 |
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2015-03-25 |
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I'm much relieved that today, rape and sexual abuse is looked at unflinchingly, and people seem to be studying it. I think of women and girls trapped by poverty, psychological control, threat of death, whose rapists lurk and leer at them for their entire lives ... and I feel lucky in comparison. For Carl, he's moved on to another university, where he is a highly-respected leader in his field. ? The End? (This is the end of a long form cartoon. To start at the beginning, use the "Image Number" box at left and enter 124866.) |
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2015-03-23 |
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2015-03-23 |
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A Starbucks campaign recently encouraged baristas to discuss race with customers. Ferguson's messes up. Amiright? Race together. Um, I ordered a frappuccino. Here are some "conversations" we won't see at chain restaurants. "A conversation about clopening". Let me tell you about how little sleep I get between shifts. "The #profittogether campaign" - to close the vast income gap between executives and front end workers. I'm making a fortune ... for someone else! Profit Together. "A heartfelt talk on supporting local business". Why are you even here? Stop sucking money out of your community! |
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2015-03-09 |
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2015-03-09 |
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Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end! |
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2014-11-17 |
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2014-11-17 |
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Life in the Billionaire Bubble. True: A hedge fund CEO is worries about hyper-inflation … based on the cost of luxury items. Check out Aspen and East Hampton real estate prices! And high-end art! Money will soon be worthless! From a billionaire's perspective, life must be confusing. Many Americans feel that they don't have a voice in politics? Buy and ad! It's easier than ever! Coal: The Fuel of Tomorrow. All this talk about low incomes ... Have people not checked their portfolios lately? Dow (up). I don't see why so many people hate flying nowadays. It's never been better. High Rollair. |
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2014-01-07 |
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2014-01-06 |
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Everyone's talking about marijuana legalization. It's time to … know your potheads. The pundit who did it in school and is above it now. Ho ho, silly old me! The Ron Paul fan. End the drug war! … and the FED! … and the Civil Rights Act! The medically-licensed. Booyah! The N.O.R.M.L. normal. Come with me to Amsterdam tonight on PBS! The incarcerated. Oddly enough, not white. Sigh. |
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2013-10-15 |
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2013-10-14 |
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Welcome back to Punditspew. With me tonight is Democratic Rep. Dan Doormat, and Chairman of the Archaic Values Coalition Mr. Perkins. Gentlemen, why can't you compromise on the debt ceiling? I- OBAMACARE DIE! Um, when a law has passed, it's- INTRACTABLE HELLPRINCE! DEMEANER OF WAR DEAD! Believe me, I love compromising, but- AS PROPHESIED BY MICHELLE BACHMANN THE WISE: DEFAULT SHALL ENSUE, AND END TIMES SHALL BE UPON US. I still don't see why you two can't meet halfway. MARANATHA! OUR LORD COMETH! |
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2013-09-17 |
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2013-09-16 |
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Change the Brogram. A prominent techie, Pax Dickinson, suggests innovation will be stifled if we try to eliminate sexism from the industry. "My fear is that if we're all going to police what we say, maybe we lose that innovation." Put us in the programmer room, and morale disintegrates. I ... I ... can't code without being able to make rape jokes! The engine of innovation will stop, and the U.S. economy will collapse. Again. More ladies learn Javascript. "Buttgrabbr app discontinued. NASDAQ. Brogrammers will end up on the skids. Stay away! We're trying to innovate better fire! Innovate your world view, dude! |
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2013-03-05 |
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2013-03-04 |
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A few years ago, a company called Twitter took off at south by southwest. Here's a sneak preview of … THIS YEAR'S HOT STARTUPS! Rr - This app eliminates the "e" from words that end in "er" to make them coolr. Works on "-or" too! Jennifr, I left my dinnr in the refrigeratr. The Mobile Hattr - Find yourself walking around town needing a lid? Ping the Hattr! A roving chapeau dealer will come to your rescue. 1. 2. Go-Gettr - This app fulfills the promise of all other apps by transforming you from a lazy, disorganized slob into an efficient superhuman with the swipe of a finger! (Note: Still in beta.) Before. After. CEO. And the hottest startup of them all: Gadget Spa. They'll take your fave device on a much-needed vacation so it's relaxed and ready for 24/7 use! Screen-revitalizing mud mask. |
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