Listen up, people! Friday is Groundhog Day. The last three Fridays have been: Candy Corn Day and Bring and Elvis Bobblehead to Work Day. Your point is? It used to be payday.
Mike du Jour
Stee-rike three! Wow! This pitcher is awesome! Who's awesome? Pete. He's unhittable and he's ambidextrous. That would explain the funny-looking glove. The fans laugh at Pete. Just because of his glove??? No. He also pitches underhand. That is pretty funny ... Are you kidding me?!! What's so funny 'bout Pete's glove and underhanding? Stee-rike three!