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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-19 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-19 Pub. Date: 2018-03-19
Image Number: 169848
Caption: Assault on Reason. Some argue that the students protesting school shootings just don't appreciate gun culture. If these kids did some target practice, they'd see that guns aren't scary. They're like warm, fuzzy puppies that bullets come out of! Never mind that the students aren't against guns used for hunting or sport. Look, we're just trying to keep mass slaughter machines out of the hands of people who only recently stopped eating their own boogers. Never again. Protect kids. Then there's the you can't criticize guns unless you're a gun expert lines. Oh hey, that's a Bushmaster AR-15 with 100-round dual drums.Can I live now? Yes, if everyone just understood guns, mass shootings would no longer be a problem. Pow pow pow. Hello! I like hunting and - ack!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-22 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147844
Caption: Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124876
Caption: I sat down, mumbled something in return. Soon my fires were ready and I went up to get them. Back at the table, I ate and drank while Carl chattered away. Suddenly, I panicked. I felt weird in the head. It was like nothing I'd ever felt before. I'd smoked pot less than a handful of times, tried LSD once - this was unlike either high, and out-of-body swirly sensation. I was not able to control my mind. I had trouble forming words. My body felt heavy, and I could not make the decision to get up. Blah blah blah. I thought, "am I having a seizure or a stroke?" (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124877.)
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-08 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-08 Pub. Date: 2014-12-08
Image Number: 120081
Caption: A Princeton U. eating club emailed its members: "Ever wonder who we have to thank (blame) for gender equality … Looking for someone to blame for the influx of girls? Come tomorrow and help boo Sally Frank.*" Princeton. *The alumna who sued to have the clubs admit women. This was after emailing everyone a sex pic without the consent of the woman in it. Hey, man she was an Asian chick! Tiger Inn. "Where the elite eat and treat women like meat." What do these guys want to do without women around, anyway? Annual Pate Porn & Pie Porking Party. Add some more foie gras to those hooters. P. How are we supposed to break the glass ceiling when we can't even break into brunch? Someday they'll be our bosses. If we're lucky enough to get jobs.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-01 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-01 Pub. Date: 2014-12-01
Image Number: 119806
Caption: Are you a cop in hot water for shooting an unarmed black kid? Better call Police-Pal Prosecutor! First, you gotta say he was a demonic Terminator-Hulk running through a hail of bullets to attack you. No. Yes. White folks will eat this up. I'll abuse the Grand Jury system, so the victim has no advocate. This way, we'll avoid a real trial, with all its pesky cross-examination. Some might call it a conflict of interest, since I work with the police, but police never make mistakes! Hell, you'll be a hero.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-06 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-06 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117493
Caption: Why has the GOP been fighting so hard to cut early voting in Ohio and other states? Vote here. Polls closed this Sunday. Despite what you have heard, it has nothing to do with race! Why, we're just trying to give people a chance to socialize on election day! I've gotta get back to work. Yeah, I might have to skip this. Moderation in all things ... Eating, drinking, and weekend after-work voting hours. In fact, we'd like to bring back more "early voting" - the way they did it 50 years ago! 1964 elections. Vote here. Colored must pass literacy test.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-28 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-28
Image Number: 103435
Caption: The Market Liberation Army in "Freedom Fowl." Cult leader Charles Mansion preaches to his disciples. Gather round, my flock, for today's sermon on the glory of the market! I hold before you a chicken from Foster Farms, who've been accused of spreading antibiotic-resistant salmonella. Some are even calling for new regulations. *GASP!* They do not understand that markets are perfect and must not be distorted, lest the invisible hand become the fist of an angry God! All hail unregulated poultry! Can we eat the chicken, O wise one? HELL NO! I mean, let's order a pizza.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-03 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-04 Pub. Date: 2013-06-03
Image Number: 97832
Caption: The GOP is trying to cut food stamps. Aw, SNAP! There goes that gravy train. I was living so high on the hog - all the pureed peas I could eat! I know. I used to SLAM that Gerber Peach Cobbler. So, what now? I guess it's time to pull ourselves up by our bootie straps. Unemployment Office. Where are we, anyway? I don't know, but I'm getting hungry.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-04 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-04 Pub. Date: 2012-12-04
Image Number: 90796
Caption: Pop Culture Periscope. Food shows have become more popular than ever. Chefs: You must make a four-course meal out of pretzel rods, a cactus pear, and a moisture-wicking sock. How can they stay fresh? Here are some ideas. From the Food Porn Channel … Hardcore mastication. Chomp! Smack! 60 minutes of hot chewing action! Tired of weird dishes? Bland Bites. Exploring the suburban eating experience. Will she go for the string cheese after the PBJ? Stay tuned! The Brutally Sustainable Kitchen. We respect animals by using every part. I think this love comes through on our menu. Today's specials. Smashed duck face. Distressed cow udder in boar skull.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-13 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-13 Pub. Date: 2012-08-13
Image Number: 86620
Caption: Olympic Memories. Pain Porn. So tell us how it feels to fail utterly after four long years of grueling work. Gratuitous Jimmy Fallon Appearances. Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but did you know I have a show on NBC? Obligatory Medal Nibbling. NOM NOM NOM. Medal Counts Brought To You By A Fast Food Empire. M Official Restaurant. So, how did you get to the podium today. Well, I started by not eating at McDonalds. Gold Silver Bronze. USA 42 27 23. CHN 35 24 21. RUS 23 25 17. 22 16 14.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-16 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-16 Pub. Date: 2012-07-16
Image Number: 86666
Caption: As The Mitt Spins. Some excuses we may hear yet … Why was I still listed as CEO of Bain after I said I'd retired? I OUTSOURCED myself, but Deepak kept putting my name on S.E.C. filings! ROMNEY. Believe in America. As for my offshore accounts, I did all that in an Ambien-induced FUGUE STATE. I also ate a quart of Rocky Road that night. Can't remember a thing! ROMNEY. Believe in America. You want to know about my OUTSIZE IRA? No mystery there. The account is in an obscure Balkan currency. It's worth 30 million DOLBLATS, not dollars! ROMNEY. Believe in America. Release my tax records? I'd LOVE to, but my wife is embarrassed by how much money we've donated to saving orphaned baby penguins. We will release some photos of the cutest ones soon! ROMNEY. Believe in America.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-09 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-09 Pub. Date: 2012-04-09
Image Number: 86653
Caption: COFFEE SHOP NO-NO'S AS WITNESSED BY THE CARTOONIST. Heating up the Stauffer's frozen entrée you purchased at the grocery next door. This thing sire is slow! RRRRR … Smoking an incredibly foul cigar in the outdoor seating area. What are you lookin' at? KOFF! KOFF! Tech no-nos. Videoconferencing in the middle of the cafe, especially without headphones. So I'll shoot you an email about the Butler account tomorrow. Sounds good, Barb! And worst of all, watching Susan Boyle videos with the volume turned way up ... I dreamed a dream ...
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-21 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-21 Pub. Date: 2011-11-21
Image Number: 86596
Caption: Slowpoke. The frozen pizza industry successfully fought a rule requiring that school lunch pizza actually contain a significant about of tomato paste to count as a veggie. What's next in … The War on Vegetables. Finding ways to remove nutrients from food. We should stop looking for handouts from the food we eat. Formation of the Grease Party. The founding fathers loved cheesy fries! Gardening criminalized. Step away from the hydroponic tomatoes and come out with your hands up! But - but - they're MEDICINAL! Mass veggie burning. My kids won't be exposed to this filth!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-23 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-23 Pub. Date: 2011-10-23
Image Number: 89001
Caption: Slowpoke. Killer Kleen. Researchers at the University of Washington recently found that dryer exhaust from scented laundry products contain several hazardous chemicals, including two carcinogens. It seems Americans' concept of "cleanliness" often involves making the world dirtier. Take that, leaf! Fecal matter. Allergens. Mold. Dust. Exhaust. Reeeeeee! Apparently if its invisible, it doesn't count. The fire makes my trash go away! (Still happens in some places). Yes, we have our priorities ass-backwards - literally. Pollution-eating forests. Butt Puff. Ultra-plush t.p. Ohh my!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-17 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-17 Pub. Date: 2011-10-17
Image Number: 89605
Caption: Slowpoke. Uh-oh … The unpaid contributors are rioting! I need to eat, too! Freelancers are workers! No cushy "other" source of income here. Huffington Palace. Let the "content providers" whine. Mubarak may cave, but Arianna? Never!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-04 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 86597
Caption: Slowpoke. Old McDonald's had a farm … McDonald's - the exact opposite of everything foodies stand for - has an ad campaign appealing to … FOODIES. "McDonald's Big Mac. HAND-CRAFTED for that one-of-a-kind taste. And made just for you." Shot of barn. 100% Big Mac. Soon: Hoping to cash in on the local food movement, McDonald's starts it own CSAs. McHippie. Your weekly delivery, ma'am! M. Executives tout the company's small farm ethos. All of our C.A.F.O.s* are just like the one your grandma used to have! How much longer do I have to sit here in this stinking swill pit? *Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation. Even Michael Pollan is impressed! D-doesn't get any more sustainable that McDonalds. Please help me. The Omnivore's Dilemma. Whap!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-24 eat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-24 Pub. Date: 2010-10-24
Image Number: 89901
Caption: Slowpoke. Real-life Comix (tm) Presents. Snippets of Conversations with Cartoonists at the Festival of Cartoon Art. I don’t like IKEA. No place should sell both furniture and meatballs. What you need to do is eat some carrots. It'll close your sphincter* so the alcohol doesn't go straight to your bloodstream. *Probably referring to the Pyloric sphincter. Scorpions make the worst sounds when you catch them in a jar. It's like, tch! Tch! Tch! ... And then I dropped my pants in plain sight of the church windows.
     
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