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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-06 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-06 Pub. Date: 2017-03-06
Image Number: 155574
Caption: Republicans plan to "improve" Obamacare by ending taxes that fund it. I feel better already! Dump! Confused? Here's how tax cuts for the wealthy will keep America healthy. More rich guys can afford cryogenics, so postwar earth will be repopulated with winners. Welcome to 2053! Follow me to the breeding chamber. More people can buy their way into other countries with civilized health care. Ah, the fjords are lovely this time of year. The poor are inspired to be well. When I win the lottery, I won't be taxed as much! Pop! I have the will to live!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-22 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147844
Caption: Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-16 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-16 Pub. Date: 2015-02-16
Image Number: 123222
Caption: If we treated our homes like we do the earth. It'll degrade before we have to sell the place. Carbon monoxide? Eh, I'm not a scientist. We got tired of walking around the house, so we paved some of the rooms. Now we can drive right to bed. We don't recycle, or even bother with garbage cans or toilets. We just spray our waste everywhere.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-22 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-22 Pub. Date: 2014-12-22
Image Number: 120739
Caption: All You Need Is Like. It started with Facebook widgets showing which of your friends "like" a particular website. Tough Toasters! Monday, July 19. No Fear. 12 friends like this. Then, liking entered the real world. Steve and Joanne gave a thumbs-up to the Kobe Snout sliders. Foodpad, sir? Menu. Sometimes it got a little awkward. 4 friends liked this sexual partner. Life grew hard for those with zero likes ... Spare a pity like, sir? Likeless. Please help ... While those with many formed exclusive groups. The Thumbs-Up Club. 512 people like me. Sorry. 1,000-like minimum. Eventually, holographic likes covered the earth. 3.5 billion likes. 6 likes. 309 likes. 83 likes. "Enjoy this cartoon? Press this button!" Like.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-20 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-20 Pub. Date: 2014-10-20
Image Number: 118063
Caption: Would people care more about climate change if we called it Globola? The planet is burning up with fever, spread by emissions of its bodily fluids. Scientists are gravely concerned. Center for Atmospheric Disease Control. We might survive Globola if we avoid risky behavior ... like filling up our cars with earth discharge. Some villagers refuse to cooperate. We'd like to show you how to prevent Globola. Come any closer and I'll shoot. the only way it can be stopped is to quarantine oil and gas executives. Let us our of we'll sue! No way. You guys are vectors.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-16 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-17 Pub. Date: 2014-06-16
Image Number: 112804
Caption: Making a Point. A posh London neighborhood is using spikes to discourage sleeping homeless people. Bloody hell! Now they want to impale us! Spikes aren't necessarily a bad idea if we use them in the right places. Every lot available for the new Wal-mart has these darn things in it. I dunno. These spikes just showed up on all the streets downtown, and cars can't get through! Of course, when earth is no longer habitable and all of humanity is homeless, we may find something familiar ... That one has a good atmosphere, but ... those spikes again! It's almost as if we aren't wanted.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-26 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-27 Pub. Date: 2014-05-26
Image Number: 111979
Caption: Solar Tax Quacks. Irony alert: The Koch Brothers and anti-tax activist Grover Norquist are trying to pass new taxes on solar panels. You're a "freerider on the system!" Yes, people who invest in solar equipment are not better than lazy plants. Welfare flora. Photosynthesis is just another word for mooching off the sun. Of course, this makes the Koch Brothers T-Rex teat suckers.* Slurp! Slurp! *We know they weren't mammals, but couldn't resist. Pick you doomsday scenario! It may be too late to repair the earth. It may be too late to repair the utility business model! Fossils for fossil fuel.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-10 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-11 Pub. Date: 2014-03-10
Image Number: 108749
Caption: Spectacle Semiotics: A Recent History. 1970s: Heyday of Enormous Eyewear. Miles Davis' cosmically-chunky plastic octagons. Massive brown frames embody "whole earth, whole face" philosophy. Retired-guys-with-a-boat glasses. 1980s: Era of roundness. Large, thin frames worn by androgynous New Wavers. Emergence of right-wing pundit tortoiseshells. Unchanged. 1990s-2000s: Shrinkage! Neo-Schoolmarmism. As small glasses go bourgeois, hipsters resort to ironically-huge frames to differentiate selves ... looking more and more like: What's next? Monocles gain popularity among Bohemian set, 2014. On the streets of Paris, 2022. Stil around, 2031.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-20 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-20 Pub. Date: 2014-01-20
Image Number: 106637
Caption: U.N. scientists: If we don't cut carbon emissions within 15 years, we'll have to rely on technology that doesn't exist yet to remove it from the atmosphere. In 2029: We really should get to work on that CO2-sucking device. Whatevs. Later … Scientists say our biodome will be underwater soon! Eh, we'll deal. Later ... Scientists say if we don't find a way to travel back in time, earth is doomed. We'll figure it out. Later ... Scientists say - All the scientists are dead! Problem solved! *Cough!*
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-01 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-02 Pub. Date: 2013-07-01
Image Number: 98928
Caption: Giving Gas A Pass. You've heard the rhetoric, even from the President. Today we use more clean energy - more renewables and natural gas. Sure, natural gas burns cleaner than coal … But where does it come from? From the dirty and largely unregulated world of fracking. So ... You're exempt from the Clean Water Act, and you won't disclose the chemicals you're pumping into the ground. Halliburton. Burns clean! Lots of things sound harmless if you gloss over how they were produced. These diamonds I'm wearing are currently conflict-free. Maybe it's time for a little honesty. This bus runs on clean natural gas.* *Not counting water contamination, highly carcinogenic chemicals pumped into the earth, toxic pits and condensate tanks, methane leaks that add to global warming, spills, air pollution, using millions of gallons of water, poisoning people near wells.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-06 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-06 Pub. Date: 2013-05-06
Image Number: 96733
Caption: True: Parts of China are so polluted that the affluent are talking "clean air vacations" to more breathable places. Beijing. Tibet. Hainan. Coming soon to a smog-filled city near you: Fly Air Air … And give your lungs a break! See amazing sights. The sun. The moon. Your kite aloft. (before) Take photos of your family outside without face masks! Of course, air travel itself as a huge carbon footprint. But don't worry - NASA has discovered two Earth-like planets only 1200 light years away! Might have air! Live near Fracking? Ask about our groundwater getaways!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-22 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-22 Pub. Date: 2012-10-22
Image Number: 89068
Caption: The fate of the earth depends on one thing. Truth? Reason? Love of our fellow human? No. It depends on zingers. Boo-yah! Oh no you didn't! Most voters seem unconcerned. Are you worried about losing your health insurance? 'Least I ain't lost my hear! Zing! Coming soon: A slapstick competition to decide who gets the launch codes. Here, have a wedge issue! Whap! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Yank!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86600
Caption: Slowpoke. Need an abortion in South Dakota? Thanks to a new law, you'll have to get anti-abortion counseling first. You DO realize that at nine weeks, a fetus is fully capable of filing taxes and solving quadratic equations, don't you? BABY YES! Coming soon: More conservative counseling! Before you buy a fuel-efficient car: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I know gas is high, but you must realize that real men have a big carbon footprint! At the health food store: Before you buy that brown rice and tofu, I should advise you that there's a McDonalds across the street offering lovely All-American Big Macs. Kelp Krunchies. Spelt Zings. When you get a passport: But why would you WANT to leave the greatest nation on Earth, even for a week?
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-17 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-17 Pub. Date: 2010-10-17
Image Number: 89900
Caption: Slowpoke. Search Engine Wars. Google recently launched Google Instant, a search-as-you-type feature that anticipates what you're looking for. Google. Looking for God, getting Godaddy. Bing quickly counters with Bing Cortex, which taps your brain's electrical impulses to give you search results before you type a single character. Think of Rafael Nadal gave me the Dali Lama - But still, pretty cool! Not to be outdone, Google unveils Google Prenatal, which causes your parents' search terms to predict what you'll look for before you're born. Already compiling database for offspring's "custom bong" search in 2028. Bing retaliates with the nuclear option, Bing Big Picture, which questions why you should care about your search at all. Do you really want to spend your brief time on this Earth researching "Charo's beast implants"? No, no I guess not.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-18 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-18 Pub. Date: 2010-07-18
Image Number: 90128
Caption: Slowpoke. All You Need Is Like. It started with Facebook widgets showing which of your friends "like" a particular website. Tough Toasters. Monday, July 19. No Fear. 12 friends like this. Then, liking entered the real world. Steve and Joanne gave a thumbs-up to the Kobe Snout Sliders. Foodpad, sir? Menu. Sometimes it got a little awkward. 4 friends liked this sexual partner. Life grew hard for those with zero likes ... Spare a pity like, sir? Likeless please help. ... While those with many formed exclusive groups. The Thumbs-Up Club. 512 People like me. Sorry. 1,000-like minimum. Eventually, holographic likes covered the Earth. 3.5 billion likes. 6 likes. 309 likes. 83 likes. Enjoy this cartoon? Press this button. Like.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-07-06 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-07-06 Pub. Date: 2009-07-06
Image Number: 90700
Caption: Slowpoke. Automakers have huge inventories that aren't selling. What to do with all the cars nobody wants? Unmanned Escalade drones! Somewhere in Afghanistan. NOW what? Dump 'em on Cheney's ranch. Make one giant SUV, shoot it into space as a warning to aliens. Don't be stupid like us. - Earth. Melt 'em down, turn 'em into better cars! 85 MPG made from 100% recycled Hummers.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-13 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-13 Pub. Date: 2009-04-13
Image Number: 91011
Caption: Slowpoke. Small Business Meets The Virtual Vortex. In the beginning, you did your work, and it was good. 4-course meals on a stick. A dozen by noon? You got it. Then you needed a website. Ta-da! 4-course-meals-on-a-stick.com. But that wasn't enough. You needed a blog. This week I'm offering two meals on a stick for the price of one! PUBLISH! Blogger. Next, you needed to join social networking sites to point people to your blog. New blog post about my big sale! http://tinyurl.com/ctd9dq. Then - how to find new friends to follow your social networking feeds? Join UBERFRIENDER, of course! Add uberfriend? Yes. No. With web 2.0 getting so crowded, a new site allows you to post "PLORKS" linking only to your most important updates. Don't miss my tweet from 11:27 today! Plorker. Eventually ... Wait a minute ... I forget what I do for a living!! Meanwhile, in a spacecraft hovering above Earth: HA HA! The humans will soon cease all productive activity and then we can invade!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-14 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-14 Pub. Date: 2008-04-14
Image Number: 91233
Caption: Slowpoke. Confused about the electoral process? Try Professor P's Civics Reader. CAUCUSES: Members of a party form herds in an elementary school cafeteria. After completing three rebuses, a chili cookoff, and reading Clan of the Cave Bear, winners are chosen. Meanwhile, the Democratic candidates' campaigns are busy nursing giant colonies of SUPERDELEGETES - mysterious beings said to acquire special powers from a radioactive donkey bite. Sleep well my pretties. At the appointed hour, the super delegates rise and do battle against each other miles above the Earth. Eat my hope bolts! Obamalon. O. I'll CHANGE you ... into Molten flesh! Hillaron. H. Armed with bows and arrows, greased pigs and kryptonite grenades, the delegates and superdelagates meet up. Only one candidate leaves alive. And the glory of Democracy lives on!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92680
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Republican candidates! Want to take your next attack ads to the next level? Try the latest in mudslinging technology: SLANDERsoft TM Smearware 6.0! WIMP. THIEF. WHOREMONGER. SLANDERsoft TM Smearware 6.0. Go beyond the traditional "opponent morphing into Osama" effect with our library of 10,000 stock images! Your opponent. Bowl of gruel. Stingray that killed Steve Irwin. Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Running against a black male? Use our state-of-the-art CGI capabilities for the ultimate in race-baiting visuals. Just insert opponents head! Voiceover: While [your name] was at home reading stories to his children, [your black opponent] was getting his freak on in nightclubs with your daughter! And now, twist your opponent's words more easily than ever with out instant context regenerator! I'd be honored to serve the greatest nation on Earth! I'd be honored to serve the greatest Nation on Earth! Order now and get a free copy of Photo-Ops 9.1 TM - Now with more virtual babies!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 earth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92682
Caption: Slowpoke. So … We've spent $339 billion so far on a war justified by trumped-up intelligence that has killed 2,826 Americans and probably hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, made Iraq radioactive with depleted uranium, and caused civil war - only to make terrorism worse. Heck, we may as well have spent that money on ... Wake me u before you go go! Six copies of "Michael Bolton Sings Wham!" for every person on Earth. (Note: May incite jihad.) Installing solid gold Cheney as new moon of Mars. Okay ... 339 billion says the chicken comes to me first. A stupid drunken bet with Putin. Oh my! A giant but made of 339 billion dollars. Our hypothesis that it burns was correct! A giant butt made of 339 billion dollars set on fire.
     
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