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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-10 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-10 Pub. Date: 2017-08-10
Image Number: 161521
Caption: By Dawn's Early Light, FBI Raids Paul Manafort's House. Quick! Bomb North Korea! Playboy. Morning Joe.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-10 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-10 Pub. Date: 2016-09-10
Image Number: 148657
Caption: How American Youth Changes Over the Summer. Early in summer we are embarrassed by fatness and whiteness from a winter of eating frozen pizza. May 25. Then we get over our self-consciousness. June 15. And get active in summer fun. July 15. We do some summer work. July 30. We get some summer sun. August 15. We play some summer games. And finally ... September 1. We are tanned, slender, and got muscles everywhere. Just in time for six more months of frozen pizza. Pizza.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-16 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-16 Pub. Date: 2016-08-16
Image Number: 147565
Caption: Dump Trump. To dump. GOP sand and gravel. Eh … well … it's early yet … Burmo Shave.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-26 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-26 Pub. Date: 2016-02-26
Image Number: 140021
Caption: Rubio in Florida. Wow! Did you see me go after that bum Donald Trump? Pow! I let him have it right in the kisser! I sure took him down a peg. He didn't know what hit him! Wham! Bam! Ice tea. Two Sweet n' Lows. Is it to early for a Manhattan? Ask him about the early bird special ... Lookit that! I've got mail! Lar a Margo.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-03 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-03 Pub. Date: 2015-09-03
Image Number: 132064
Caption: Joe Biden and the Big Decision. 8. Too early to tell. Well, eh … um. Definite maybe. On the other hand. Future cloudy. C'mon, you dirty … Let me see those polls again.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-20 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-20 Pub. Date: 2015-01-20
Image Number: 122626
Caption: Senator Joni Ernst regales fellow Republicans with tales of her early farm life. And then another time, I remember there was this big 'ol white hog came at me. Well, sir, I took out my knife an' ...
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-02 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-02 Pub. Date: 2014-10-02
Image Number: 117300
Caption: US Supreme Court Limits Voting Access in Ohio Case. These people don’t realize that voting is over-rated. After all they've been voting for years and what has it got them? US … (ha!)
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-13 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-13 Pub. Date: 2014-01-13
Image Number: 106380
Caption: Bob Gates Gets Some Early Advice from His Publishers. Now remember your audience out there. You have to take some shots at the president, call everyone at the White House names, re-write some history, get all Reagan-happy. We need something shocking to get through the aluminum foil! Barely and Hanginon Publishers.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-28 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-28 Pub. Date: 2012-06-28
Image Number: 83108
Caption: Former IRA Leader Meets with Queen Elizabeth. So … What's this leading to? Too early in the evening to tell … My Goodness, McGuiness.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-19 early 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-19 Pub. Date: 2011-04-19
Image Number: 60044
Caption: "I never imagined being presented with a bill that could require candidates for President of the greatest and most powerful nation on earth to submit their 'early baptismal or circumcision certificates' … this is a bridge too far. This measure creates significant new problems while failing to do anything constructive for Arizona." Arizona Governor Jan Brewer vetoing Birther bill. Or do I mean a bris too far?
     
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