One bottled water. Are you certain, fine sir? They're terrible for the environment. The bottles are petrol-based. Plus, you've got to ship them, which takes energy. And the nutritional value is dubious. You're much better off having a glass of old-fashioned tap water. I think I will. One cold glass from the tap. Coming up. That'll be $3. For tap water?! You're bettering yourself and the environment. Well played, savant.
You've had a raging crush on me for 18 years. What? No ... once you got married I totally moved on. Given your former persistence, that's highly dubious. Just bottomline it for me: Does that crush still exist? Because if so, it may fit into my plan. "Plan"? What are you talking about? What is this? I'm scheduling my upcoming midlife crisis. Are you free from June of 2018 to March of 2019? What's happening?