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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-14 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-14 Pub. Date: 2015-09-14
Image Number: 132661
Caption: Big-Bucks Trucks. The pickup truck: It used to be such a humble vehicle. Used by farmers. Cute, even. Now, luxury pickups are all the rage. Huge cab for transporting your whole family to Red Lobster (crossed out) "work crew". Fiddleback eucalyptus wood trim. $60,000. Rebel against the tyranny of parking spaces! It's as though cheap gas prices have made us forget that brief moment when Hummers became a joke. Unleaded. $4.29 9/10. Ha ha, sucka! Krud mart. Don't forget these luxury truck accessories! Ballcap (ltd edition). Roof rack. Hand-stitched bison udder. Premier socket wrench. (Grip made of supple baby antelope leather).
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-01 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-01 Pub. Date: 2015-06-01
Image Number: 127915
Caption: Facetime Fools. In a recent survey by AT&T, 1 in 10 people admitted to video chatting while driving. Who's my wittle boo-boo? Now we can feel the excitement of watching each other crash! So then I - aaaah! Of course, even after a wreck, some people might not get the hint. Dude, check out what I just did. On the plus side, friends stuck in traffic on the way to your funeral can still participate. She died doing what she loved ... talking to people virtually at 80 mph. Amen.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-20 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-20 Pub. Date: 2015-04-20
Image Number: 126009
Caption: Bikes and Cars. Bikes could be our main form of transportation in cities, except for one problem: It's like putting rabbits in with stampeding elephants. I hope they're not texting! Thud! So, we either need giant bikes … Suck it, Suburban! Share the road! Or we need lots more bike paths completely separated from cars. Glacier. Are you kidding? That would be excessive!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-24 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-24 Pub. Date: 2014-02-24
Image Number: 108129
Caption: PED X -ING. Hey, lawbreak- I mean, pedestrians! Here are some safety tips courtesy of your local police! Always cross in a crosswalk, even if you have to walk 50 yards up the street to do it. But I'm just going there! Shut up, or I'll fine you for jaywalking! Bagels. If the sign is blinking, that means don't walk, even if no cars are coming. Don't expect police to ticket drivers for not stopping at crosswalks. That would be a silly waste of resources. For maximum safety, consider taking a car, even if you're only going a few blocks. Finally, no more endangered pedestrians! BAM!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-25 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-26 Pub. Date: 2013-02-25
Image Number: 94058
Caption: Welcome to American Idle, the national auto idling competition! Whoever can run their engine the longest with the most unnecessary pollution will be today's champion! Ready … Set … IDLE! Brumm! Look at that cat not go! Yeah, this baby can really idle. I like to take her to the 7-11 parking lot and let her sit. Brumm-brumm-brumm. Hello, ma'am. What do you say to those who point out that warming up a modern cat engine on a cold morning is unnecessary? Well, I guess they'll never know the joy of giving the gift of asthma to a small child! At this outdoor cafe, the contest is literally knocking out the crowds! Rumble rumble. We'll be back tomorrow with the results. In the meantime, remember: try this at home!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-27 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-27 Pub. Date: 2012-02-27
Image Number: 89017
Caption: Slowpoke. Pundit retraining. Some pundits have a blithe attitude toward decimation of many jobs. These workers need retraining to compete in the 21st century! Creative destruction! Woo! We at slowpoke envision an America in which these windbags find themselves having to start over. Hmm ... need another glowing adjective for Steve Jobs ... Pack up! You've been downsized! Alas, a lifetime of carefully-cultivated abilities goes down the toilet. I've got great skills in platitude creation, with an emphasis on repeating myself. Employment agency. I'm sorry, sir. You've become obsolete. The sudden loss of identity proves difficult. Seafood. Let me tell you something a rickshaw driver in Bangalore taught me about the dynamism of the internet. Um, I asked for the tilapia, not the trout.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-29 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-29 Pub. Date: 2010-08-29
Image Number: 89893
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Islamaphobes! Opposed to the mosque in Lower Manhattan? Here are some more things to worry about! Ground Zero is circled by hundreds of Muslim cab drivers every single day! Taxis of evil! Also in Manhattan: the insidious Dr. Oz, a Muslim who uses our cable networks to preach his message of hate! It time to build a BETTER YOU! Speaking of hallowed ground, there are Muslims buried in Arlington National Cemetery! We gotta DIG "EM OUT! And th' atheists, too! Ahmed Nawaz. Lt. US Navy 1983-2005. And sometimes Muslim food is placed dangerously close to an All-American apple pie! Falafel balls: a.k.a. "Terror Patties." USA.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-08-17 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-08-17 Pub. Date: 2009-08-17
Image Number: 90706
Caption: Slowpoke. Stupidity Martyrs. Efforts to stop drivers from using cellphones tend to come up against logic like this: To me, the death of freedom is far worse than the risk of talking on the phone while driving. You can't legislate against stupidity! (Actual quote by a Utah State Rep.) People killed by gabbing drivers aren't victims - They're MARTYRS! When Mr. Boggs was crushed by a teenager texting behind the wheel of a Chevy Avalanche, he gave his life for our FREEDOM TO BE STUPID. Amen. Elmer Bogg 1948 - Why not honor these 2.600 fallen heroes each year with a memorial? Scrolling LCD display. Ann Billings. Karen Blake. Elmer Boggs. Surviving family members type in name of deceased. 2009. Other forms of stupidity could be recognized as well. Koff! Just exercising our idiotic liberties!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-07-28 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-07-28 Pub. Date: 2008-07-28
Image Number: 91246
Caption: Slowpoke. Slowpoke's Gas Saving Tips. Drivers! Brake as little as possible. Stopping wastes huge amounts of energy. KRUNK! SKREEE! Buy a smart car. Secretly hitch it to the back of a Suburban. Their gas mileage sucks so bad, they won't even notice! Airlines! Lighten your payload by giving enemas to all passengers before flying. You'll save millions! Arsonists! Use a watering can with a sprinkler spout for dousing. Your target will still burn baby, burn! ... Or convince our elected leaders to invest in mass transit. Nah ... That would be far-fetched!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 driver 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92342
Caption: Slowpoke. "Lilly Ledbetter suffered nearly two decades of pay discrimination at Goodyear. In a 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court denied her claim because she didn’t file within 180 days of the initial discrimination, which occurred before she knew what was going on." Now Goodyear has billed her $3,165 for court-related expenses! You owe: $3,165. What's next from Goodyear? Tires for her. Exactly the same as other Goodyear tires, but they cost 30% more! Goodyear Lady Driver. The ALITO. Roll over famous women's rights supporters! Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Betty Friedan. Susan B. Anthony. Goodyear. ALITO. "Let Them Eat Rubber!" ... And be on the lookout for the new blimp! Goodyear. Tough Titties.
     
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