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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-08-26 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-26 Pub. Date: 2019-08-26
Image Number: 179255
Caption: Suspicious Minds. Global warming deniers are quick to cast doubt on the motives of environmental groups. They're just using global warming as a scare tactic to line their pockets! Here's how they might explain other causes: Soup kitchen volunteers are just in it for the free soup! Mothers Against Drunk Driving just want access to parties at the M.A.D.D. Mansion! These Peace Corps people are only after free mosquito netting and exotic toilets! NPR pledgers don't really like listening to NPR. They just want the tote bag! Mother Teresa was just looking after her legacy, that selfish bitch!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-09 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-09 Pub. Date: 2018-07-09
Image Number: 172847
Caption: If Life Imitated Politics. American politics is largely driven by lies these days. The Libs are plotting civil war! Jews secretly run the world! Lock her up!!! Twitter. What if everything worked this way? Wait - my balance was $2000, not $20. We do post-truth accounting now. Emergency Room. Help! My child was in an accident! Sorry, we don't treat crisis actors. Ground control says it's safe to go through the mountain. But - that's crazy! Don't be so closed-minded!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-09 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-09 Pub. Date: 2018-04-09
Image Number: 170509
Caption: Fueling our Demise. Let's face it: Nothing beats the freedom to drive a giant soot-spewing aluminum phallus. Magnum XL Powerthrust. Ron Perkins. Auto industry exec. That's why we've been lobbying the EPA to gut emissions standards. FU250. Bitumen Boost. Hopefully soon we can sell actual coal rollers! Climb over any obstacle, whether it's debris from climate change-induced superstorms, or the bodies of tens of thousands of American who die prematurely each year from air pollution. Pre-order one now, and get a free all-terrain asthma inhaler for your kids! Gasp! Ssssuck!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-28 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-28 Pub. Date: 2016-11-28
Image Number: 151737
Caption: Crude Awakening. I'm reporting live from the Standing Rock pipeline protest with a Sioux leader. Water is life. You know the luxury pickups driven by America's suburban dads aren't going to fuel themselves, right? Why do you hate fun? Um … the police are - And why do you care so much about ancient burial grounds? It's like, hello? Aren't those people already dead? Watch out for the - rubber bullets. Blam! Auugh! Grooaan. Also, you'll want to avoid the attack dogs.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-25 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-25 Pub. Date: 2016-07-25
Image Number: 146672
Caption: Trumping Our Safety. I alone can keep America safe! So you'll do something about the coming climate catastrophe? More coal! Air pollution that caused 200,000 premature deaths a year? Weaklings. You'll stand up to Putin? My buddy! Keep our food and water safe? Have I mentioned I like tacos? Fix our crumbling infrastructure? I'll build a wall! Address the 38,000 traffic deaths a year? People should drive bigger cars! So what will you keep safe from? Haven't you heard? An undocumented immigrant killed a girl!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-19 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-19 Pub. Date: 2015-10-19
Image Number: 134228
Caption: Voter Suppression Funnies. After passing voter ID laws, Alabama is now closing DMVs in majority-black counties. Closed. Dept of Motor Vehicles. Shoot, these lazy welfare queens have plenty of time to drive to another county! Kansas is requiring proof of citizenship when registering to vote, tripping up lots of young people. It's no problem! Birth certificate. Kansas. Because I never leave home without my birth certificate! Coming soon: More "fraud" fighting! Under 35 must register on "Voter Island". From now on, all rural black voters will have to register at Big Bubba's Confederate Flag Emporium!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-14 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-14 Pub. Date: 2015-09-14
Image Number: 132661
Caption: Big-Bucks Trucks. The pickup truck: It used to be such a humble vehicle. Used by farmers. Cute, even. Now, luxury pickups are all the rage. Huge cab for transporting your whole family to Red Lobster (crossed out) "work crew". Fiddleback eucalyptus wood trim. $60,000. Rebel against the tyranny of parking spaces! It's as though cheap gas prices have made us forget that brief moment when Hummers became a joke. Unleaded. $4.29 9/10. Ha ha, sucka! Krud mart. Don't forget these luxury truck accessories! Ballcap (ltd edition). Roof rack. Hand-stitched bison udder. Premier socket wrench. (Grip made of supple baby antelope leather).
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-01 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-01 Pub. Date: 2015-06-01
Image Number: 127915
Caption: Facetime Fools. In a recent survey by AT&T, 1 in 10 people admitted to video chatting while driving. Who's my wittle boo-boo? Now we can feel the excitement of watching each other crash! So then I - aaaah! Of course, even after a wreck, some people might not get the hint. Dude, check out what I just did. On the plus side, friends stuck in traffic on the way to your funeral can still participate. She died doing what she loved ... talking to people virtually at 80 mph. Amen.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-16 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-16 Pub. Date: 2015-02-16
Image Number: 123222
Caption: If we treated our homes like we do the earth. It'll degrade before we have to sell the place. Carbon monoxide? Eh, I'm not a scientist. We got tired of walking around the house, so we paved some of the rooms. Now we can drive right to bed. We don't recycle, or even bother with garbage cans or toilets. We just spray our waste everywhere.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-14 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-14 Pub. Date: 2014-09-14
Image Number: 116649
Caption: Digital dipwads are everywhere these days. Here we examine some in … The Guide to E-holes. Alpha Dog Emailer - Shirley, I want the4 bastrd whuio birought fru8ttcake to xmas praty fired asap. My time is too important for grammar. Player of "Facebook Chicken". I always wait for the "people you may know" to friend me first. Status Message Apple Polisher. Pat Doogan can't wait to get to work today! 7:24am. Pat Doogan is doing everything he can to help his clients! 10:09am. Turnpike Texter. Beeep! Honk! Honk honk. jeez, can't you people see I'm typing? Weaving drunkenly at 27 mph.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-24 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-24 Pub. Date: 2014-02-24
Image Number: 108129
Caption: PED X -ING. Hey, lawbreak- I mean, pedestrians! Here are some safety tips courtesy of your local police! Always cross in a crosswalk, even if you have to walk 50 yards up the street to do it. But I'm just going there! Shut up, or I'll fine you for jaywalking! Bagels. If the sign is blinking, that means don't walk, even if no cars are coming. Don't expect police to ticket drivers for not stopping at crosswalks. That would be a silly waste of resources. For maximum safety, consider taking a car, even if you're only going a few blocks. Finally, no more endangered pedestrians! BAM!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-16 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-17 Pub. Date: 2013-12-16
Image Number: 105351
Caption: Shooting Backwards. Pro-gun groups are celebrating the fact that one year after Newtown, guns are less regulated that before. 70 eased restrictions. 39 tightened. Ain't she a beaut? It's like we responded to a drunk driving epidemic by putting kegs at every intersection. The right to bear brews shall not be infringed! Braaap! Glug-N-Go. "Rollover Red". At this rate, we're just a tragedy away from no regulation at all. I want a shoulder-fired RPG launcher for Christmas. Wish list. Those won't be legal until after the next massacre, dear. Makes you wonder who's actually in charge here - gun owner or gun? Dace, you will donate your children's college fund to the NRA. Okay. You will awaken with no memory of this conversation, Dave.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-17 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-17 Pub. Date: 2012-01-17
Image Number: 89012
Caption: Slowpoke. Romney straps worker to roof of campaign bus. Breaking: Mitt Romney was spotted hauling a blue collar laborer on top of his campaign bus on the recent drive from New Hampshire to South Carolina. Conservative. Businessman. Leader. Romney. Believe in America. Romney says he wanted to bring "an ordinary American" with him on the campaign trail, but did not have room inside the vehicle. I have a large family, you know. It was either him or Tagg! Diner. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, the worker reportedly soiled himself, and Romney responded. Get me the @#*! offa here! Sploosh! Don't worry! At Bain, we specialized in hosing employees! Romney flatly denies accusations that he's hopelessly out of touch and heartless. Help! That's just the politics of envy. Like so many complainers, this guy's getting a free ride!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86595
Caption: Slowpoke. The Color of Welfare. From listening to people like Newt, you'd never know that more whites receive food stamps than blacks. … The African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps. (Actual quote.) Funny how republicans don't seem to single out the rural whites getting "handouts." You folks need to stop collecting other people's money and get a job! Things would be certainly be different if they did. There would have been more bombings in Oklahoma City, but Timothy McVeigh stopped to collect his welfare check! Ron Paul looks like a scrawny backwoods METHHEAD!* Crox News. *based on statements made about blacks my Ron Paul's newsletter and Brent Bozell. And what's with all the poor hicks owning HUGE TRUCKS? It's time to get these Dodge Ram-driving welfare kings off the government teat! Crox News.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-06 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-06 Pub. Date: 2011-08-06
Image Number: 89285
Caption: Slowpoke. If you think education is poorly-funded now, just wait until … The Schools of 2020. Attendance made optional. Only nerds show up, costs are cut by 90%. Welcome, anyone who cares. Notice: Building condemned-classes will be held at Starbucks. Textbook space auctioned off. Used to be chapter on Abe Lincoln. Globoplundimaxx. A Century of American Ingenuity. Archibald Twombley, Founder. The History of Ke$ha. Success of 'Tik Tok'. Download on iTunes now! Teaching outsourced to military contractors. This is a math checkpoint! What's 5 x 5? Blam! Too slow! Drive-through graduation. Here's your diploma and a taco supreme. Congratulations! Please visit American Schools again.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-27 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-27 Pub. Date: 2010-12-27
Image Number: 89603
Caption: Slowpoke. Drive to work in your own private car. Poot! Spend the day in your individual cube. December. Unwind in front of the television. Is your dog gassy? New! K9 Gas-x. America: Never speak to another human being again! Sigh.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-08 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-08 Pub. Date: 2010-08-08
Image Number: 89890
Caption: Slowpoke. The Bush tax cuts for the rich are set to expire, bit not without a fight. Why would people making boatloads of money in THIS economy still need a tax break? I need to buy a Lexus with tinted windows. Driving past people you've laid off can be awkward! I feel occasional pangs of guild that I need to work out with Lady Spankalot. She's not cheap - OUCH! Goldman Sachs trader. I need that money to keep all these homeless people from urinating on my property! This electric grass seems to do the trick. The poor are too lazy to bribe lawmakers, so we need that extra money to do it ourselves. So you can get more tax cuts? Hell yeah!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-08-17 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-08-17 Pub. Date: 2009-08-17
Image Number: 90706
Caption: Slowpoke. Stupidity Martyrs. Efforts to stop drivers from using cellphones tend to come up against logic like this: To me, the death of freedom is far worse than the risk of talking on the phone while driving. You can't legislate against stupidity! (Actual quote by a Utah State Rep.) People killed by gabbing drivers aren't victims - They're MARTYRS! When Mr. Boggs was crushed by a teenager texting behind the wheel of a Chevy Avalanche, he gave his life for our FREEDOM TO BE STUPID. Amen. Elmer Bogg 1948 - Why not honor these 2.600 fallen heroes each year with a memorial? Scrolling LCD display. Ann Billings. Karen Blake. Elmer Boggs. Surviving family members type in name of deceased. 2009. Other forms of stupidity could be recognized as well. Koff! Just exercising our idiotic liberties!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-29 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-29 Pub. Date: 2008-12-29
Image Number: 91002
Caption: Slowpoke. Digital dipwads are everywhere these days. Here we examine some in … The Slowpoke Guide to E-holes. Alpha Dog Emailer - Asserts superiority through sloppy, typo-ridden messages. Shirley, I want the4 bastrd whuio biroght fru8ttcake to xmas praty fired asap. My time is too important for grammar. Player of "Facebook Chicken." I ALWAYS wait for the "people you may know" to friend me first. Status Message Apple Polisher. Pat Doogan can't wait to get to work today! 7:24am. Pat Doogan is doing everything he can to help his clients! 10:09am. Turnpike Texter. BEEEP! HONK! Honk honk. Jeez, can't you people see I'm typing on my Blackberry? Weaving drunkenly at 27 MPH.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-15 drive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-15 Pub. Date: 2008-12-15
Image Number: 91000
Caption: Slowpoke. New Public Works Projects. Obama has promised to stimulate the economy with new jobs. We will rebuild our nation's infrastructure and work toward energy independence. Here are some lower-priority programs he may also want to consider. Laugh track services. A team accompanies you on social outings to laugh at your jokes. So I said, "Give me the cheese and pull your pants up!" HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LTS. LTS. LTS. putting up billboards to educate the woefully ignorant. Did you know? There are 3 branches of government. Huh! Expanding the sound effects stockpile for drive-time radio DJ's. BOI-OI-YOING! A truly advanced nation has a vast array of boings to choose from! Development of automatic flush toilets that actually work. WHOOSH! AUUGH! Back to the drawing board.
     
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