Rudy, you're good with kids. Sit down, I need your advice. Sure thing, boss. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. If a girl scout asked me if she could set up a cookie stand outside the café … What would be the most kid-friendly way to serve her with a cease and desist order? Are you serious? I was thinking of having the process server dress up as Big Bird.
What're you doing for Christmas, Randy? Dressing up as Santa and inviting a couple of "elves" over to share in the festivities. Oh, that's nice. I'll be doing the usual too. Playing "Grand Theft Auto: Christmas Edition." Same as GTA, only in a Christmas sleigh instead of a stolen car. And instead of a hit man beating up random bystanders with a baseball bat, it's Santa beating them with a huge candy cane. I could be persuaded to join in a real-life elf party, though. Some people just can't pick up on a hint. I think you're thinking what I'm thinking.