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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-04 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-04 Pub. Date: 2017-12-04
Image Number: 165703
Caption: Trump's FCC is about to kill "net neutrality." That means internet service providers can slow down or even block sites they don't want customers to see. Take Concast Cable, for instance. They could put Netflix, Hulu and Amazon on a separate "premium tier." They could slow sites like mind down so much no one will bother reading them. I still don't understand why you posted an article about how great Concast's logo is. It's to make up for that time I wrote a 48-part expose of their horrible business practices. Dios mio.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-12 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-12 Pub. Date: 2017-11-12
Image Number: 164249
Caption: I can't believe youtube demonetized me, bruh. All my videos used to make bank, Big L. But just this morning, right after I uploaded my new track "Take a Knee," Youtube cut all the ads off almost all my videos. Well, some big advertisers pulled out of Youtube after it turned out major ads were running on four or five white supremacists' hate-videos. So the Youtube started demonetizing anything their algorithms thin is the least bit controversial. I know, bruh. That's why I renamed all my songs. "Slav'ry Bones" now be called "Involuntary Guest-Worker Bones." "Section 8 Blues" now called "Affordable Housing Lullabies." I don't know, Clyde. I heard once Youtube starts turning off a channel's ads, nothing will change their mind. "@#$% then Neo-Nazis" now called "Cuddle Kittens and Rainbow Bunnies."
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-05 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-05 Pub. Date: 2017-09-05
Image Number: 162343
Caption: Do you know how know there's no god, Rosencrantz? Because we've been abandoned. Will eat for food. I once spun a top, Tyrone. I spun it and I walked away. How it fell, I have no idea. But I know this: An intelligent being spun that top. I thought you said you spun that top. Don't resent me just because I just blew your mind.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-03 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-03 Pub. Date: 2017-05-03
Image Number: 157547
Caption: Why erebody always say "think of the children"? How'd that get all flipped 'round? When we was kids, no matter what crazy, deranged #@$% we saw, our mommas said "don't mind that, that's grown folk's business." When they all of a sudden decide that grown folks have to all be "Mister Rogers" instead of kids havin' to mind they business? It's apparent you're not a parent. You tell one more "dad joke" an' I won't be held responsible for my actions.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-15 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-15 Pub. Date: 2017-04-15
Image Number: 156723
Caption: 1982. I don't like going to the doctor. My Uncle Benny went to the doctor and never came back. Plus, there are lots of sick people there. How is it a good ideas to go sit in a waiting room where everyone has the plague? Plus, I believe in the Vulcan philosophy of mind over matter. If Spock could trance himself free of those killer alien spores, I could do that too. You're going to die young, Lemont. No, I'm going to live long and prosper.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-10 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-10 Pub. Date: 2017-02-10
Image Number: 154241
Caption: Do you know why mankind is so susceptible to authoritarians, Rosencrantz? It's because our brains are wired to accept lies. Our conscious brain can eventually spot a lie. But for it to spot it, our unconscious brain first has to entertain it. And just as when you entertain a guest, there's a chance the guest will overstay his welcome, put up photos of his loved ones, and before you know it, he's moved in and you can't get rid of him. I'll say it one last time: I want my side of the sidewalk crack back, Tyrone. I don't know what you mean, I've always been on this side.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-05 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-05 Pub. Date: 2016-10-05
Image Number: 149308
Caption: Dick, a friend of mine is sitting in a plane that's been stranded on the runway for six hours. We handle all the TSA's advertising. I know they don't have authority over that, but … say no more, Ms. Garcia. You want me to call them … and get your friend released from that plane by any means necessary. No, never mind. I'll call them myself. I'll tell them of his extensive travels in Syria. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-21 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-21 Pub. Date: 2016-08-21
Image Number: 146823
Caption: No, momma, I didn't see that post on "The Newsfeed." Remember, momma, I told you everyone sees a different newsfeed tailored just for them. It's based on what we search for online, what we type, etc Ok, watch load Facebook. "Load" means never mind ... turn on the Facebook. Ok, now tell me what's on your screen. Uh-huh ... Uh-huh ... See? That's the perfect example, momma ... I don't see a single post about Idris Elba's booty on MY newsfeed. And I'd like to stop talking about this now.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-04 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-04 Pub. Date: 2016-05-04
Image Number: 142720
Caption: What you called me last night at two a.m. for, Big L? I don't know. I just didn't want to sleep, I guess. Every time I start to drift off, I begin to have this dream I really don't want to have. So I'm just going to stay awake until my subconscious mind gives up and forgets about that dream. I ain't never seen a man play "chicken" with hisself before. I'm going to show me who's boss if it kills me.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-21 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-21 Pub. Date: 2016-04-21
Image Number: 142115
Caption: I signed my child up for preschool. Say what? You don't have a child, Susan. You don't even want children. You seem to be allergic to them. I know. But I like to prepare for anything. What if, years or decades from now, I change my mind? Waiting lists are way too long for the good preschools. I want "Justin Case" to have the best start in life ... That's the name I put down.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-12 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-12 Pub. Date: 2016-01-12
Image Number: 137664
Caption: Let me ask you, Mr. Dogg, are you sexually active? I ain't get no complaints. But I don't mean to brag. Plus we don't really know each other like that, so you should mind your business. What? What?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-23 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-23 Pub. Date: 2015-12-23
Image Number: 136830
Caption: Your double date gonna go well, bruh, just keep in mind it ain't no competition. I met Susan date already. It don't matter that he taller than you. It don't matter that he richer, stronger, prettier, smarter, an' funnier than you, neither. Maybe I should just stay home. Oh, that's what I forgot. Brotha got a better home than you, too.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-14 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136530
Caption: What Donald Trump up to now, Dawg? That fool crazy. I don't know what Donald Trump's up to, Clyde. I refuse to keep paying him any attention. I don't slow down to watch accidents on the freeway, I don't watch reality shows, and I don't think about Trump. I'm above all that. If he said at 10:04 this morning he'd wanna ban all Muslim immigrants, I bet you'd know about it by 10:05. He already ... um ... never mind.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-20 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-20 Pub. Date: 2015-11-20
Image Number: 135317
Caption: I hope you don't mind if I don't spend this Thanksgiving with you and Clyde. That book agent I've been seeing wants to take me to Paris. Of course not. Why would I mind that we're not going to spend Thanksgiving together for the first time since we were six? Why would I mind that you're letting this perfect stranger come along and wreck our entire tradition? I don't mind at all. He is pretty perfect, now that you mention it.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-14 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-14 Pub. Date: 2014-05-14
Image Number: 111231
Caption: Dr. Dre bought a $50 million mansion. Who does that? If you have $50 million lying around, you have options. You can make people's lives better. You can create jobs. Or you can blow it on a house. Who in his right mind would choose to blow it on a house? You jus' jealous you don't have $50 million to throw down a hole.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-10 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-10 Pub. Date: 2014-02-10
Image Number: 107413
Caption: Clay Aiken runnin' fo' Congress. Can you beleedat? What gonna happen next, Ruben Studdard runnin' for secretary of the fence? I dont know 'bout you, Big L, but I dont wanna see Kelly Clarkson givin' a state of reunion address. On second though, may I don't feel like talking politics. Make up your mind.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-27 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-27 Pub. Date: 2013-12-27
Image Number: 105431
Caption: Do you know how I know there's no God, Rosencrantz? Because we've been abandoned. Will Eat For Food. I once spun a top, Tyrone. I spun it and I walked away. How it fell, I have no idea. But I know this: an intelligent being spun that top. I thought you said YOU spun that top. Don't resent me just because I just blew your mind.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-04 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-04 Pub. Date: 2013-07-04
Image Number: 98735
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I wish the Supreme Court would make up it's mind. Over the course of 24 hours, there were a few 5-4 decisions. One made it harder for minorities to vote But others made it possible for gay couples in California to marry, and for gay married couples to receive federal benefits. Now I don't know whether they're ENLIGHTENED by a margin of 5-4, or BUTTHEADED by a margin of 5-4.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-09 don't mind 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-09 Pub. Date: 2013-04-09
Image Number: 95573
Caption: Lemont cancels his Concast cable service. If you don't mind my asking, why are you leaving us? Was it us? Did we not meet your needs? No, it's just I want to see other TV. Maybe satellite. What? Are you serious? What does satellite have that we don't have? Cheaper, better programming. Better box ... Aside from that. (Originally published on 2011-08-30).
     
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