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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-22 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147844
Caption: Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-12 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-12 Pub. Date: 2015-10-12
Image Number: 133958
Caption: Obama Apologizes for Bombing of Mayo Clinic. A U.S. AC-130 gunship shelled The Mayo Clinic for over an hour today. Dozens of doctors, patients, and staff were killed. Live: Rochester, Minnesota. Breaking: Mayo Mayhem. The military issued this statement: Sorry about the collateral damage. Our bad. If you can prove it, that is. Many Americans are outraged. This isn't like killing peasants and do-gooders in a foreign country. These are real people! Obama offered an apology. My fellow Americans, I'm deeply sorry for giving you a glimpse of what we put innocent civilians in other countries through every day. This will NOT be tolerated inside our borders.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-09 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 124181
Caption: Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-02 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-02 Pub. Date: 2015-02-02
Image Number: 122618
Caption: Digital Doctor Deniers. "Webcam abortion": It sounds like a dangerous, do-it-yourself procedure. First, you gotta sterilize everything with whiskey. YouTube. How to do aborshun. In reality, it's a doctor interacting digitally with a patient as she takes RU-486 (usually in a poor, remote rural area). You may now swallow the pill. Nurse. Right no, lawmakers in some states are pushing pre-emptive bans on this safe practice. it's about protecting the health of women, of course! State Rep Julie Mayberry (R - AR). Hence, a paradox: But I can't get to a clinic with a doctor because you shut them all down! Also for you health, heh-heh!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-03 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-03 Pub. Date: 2014-08-03
Image Number: 114866
Caption: Quiz Time. Can you identify which of the following are considered First Amendment rights and which aren't? according to U.S. courts? A. Unlimited money given to political campaigns by corporations and shadowy interest groups. Krudd for Senate HQ. B. A corporation's religious beliefs as expressed through insurance benefits provided by a third party. Corp. charter. Contract with insure Co. InsureCo. Employee. Rx. CEO. C. Florida doctors informing patients of the risks of keeping firearms in a home with children. D. Undercover videos made by journalists revealing animal cruelty and other illegal behavior at factory farms. Answer: A & B are protected and C & D aren't, silly!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-24 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-25 Pub. Date: 2014-03-24
Image Number: 109383
Caption: Obama's Surgeon General pick is in jeopardy because the NRA objects to his support of basic gun safety measures. Guns don't kill people - safety laws do! All future nominees must pass an interview with the NRA. The LACK of guns in America is a public health crisis. Not enough conviction. Next! As Surgeon General, I'd develop a Gun Guide Pyramid and set a recommended daily allowance of ammo. Good, good. Make me Surgeon General or I'll shoot you. I think we have a winner.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86647
Caption: Slowpoke. The Fallopitarian Church is OUTRAGED that its hospitals and universities are required to insure employees' prostates. The prostate is the DEVIL'S GLAND! This is an attack on religious freedom! But many of their employees see things differently. College of the Holy Ova. I'm not a Falloptarian - I just work here! Are you sure my insurance won't cover a doctor visit for my cantaloupe-sized prostate? SATAN! Pundits try to turn the dispute into an election-year wedge issue. Why is Obama trying to RAM prostates down the throats of the faithful? Prostate-GATE. Obama holds a special "Prostate of the Union" address to defend the policy. When churches enter the public world of business, they have to follow the same rules as everybody else! That's what someone with a prostate WOULD say! Turn off this filth.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-24 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-24 Pub. Date: 2011-10-24
Image Number: 89606
Caption: Slowpoke. Year of the Mombies. The "Protect Life Act," recently introduced in congress, says doctors can let a pregnant woman die if saving her life kills the fetus. Blastocyst = life. Fully-grown woman: Expendable fetus-mobile! But if pregnant women don't count among the living ... technically that makes them undead. Baby ... want ... Chunky ... Monkey ... Pick ... les ... Which raises important legal questions, such as: Do undead baby-incubator zombies need to pay taxes? Report all W-2 income UNLESS you are but a vessel for an actual human being. And clearly pregnancy tests will be required at the polls so that only living women vote: I'm afraid you'll have to pee on the stick, ma'am, before you can proceed to the voting booth.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-09 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-09 Pub. Date: 2011-10-09
Image Number: 89000
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome back to Politics 101 with Professor Perkins. Today we'll be discussing the word "entitlements." This is an actual billboard spotted in Washington State. Should people collecting entitlements be allowed to vote? Note the two possible meanings of "entitlement." Entitlement programs. Your hard work is rewarded later. Sense of entitlement. Spoiled brat who thinks the world owes them something. Calling Social Security an entitlement invites this confusion. What is we called babies entitlements? Doctor, where's my son? Who do you think you are. The queen mother? Just because you gave birth to him doesn't mean your entitled to keep him! Next week: Should people who don't understand entitlements be allowed to vote?
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86645
Caption: Slowpoke. GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul recently offered his idea for helping those without health insurance. Neighbors and friends and churches will do it for us! Yes, there's nothing a church bake sale can't fix! Our Lady of Infinite Confection Church of God. "The Lord works in delectable ways." Why do we need a national health care plan when our neighbors can simply pitch in? I came to this city for my job, and then got laid off. Now my community is the cast of "Boardwalk Empire." I wonder if they'll chip in for my surgery. It's life as it should be: Survival of those with the most Facebook friends! Hey everyone, please contribute to my new Kickstarter project, "Dave's bone marrow transplant." If you cough up $1000 for my hip replacement! WARNING: May lead to mutually-assured destitution.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 doctor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92651
Caption: Slowpoke. Our government is run by people who hate government. What if other professions operated this oxymoronically? All day long these whining, sniveling weaklings come to me asking for help. People don’t need doctors - they should get well on their own! It's time to end "big medicine!" I hate business, so I'm plunging the company into bankruptcy as quickly as possible. "Starve the beast," as they say. CORPOBIZCO, Inc. We at Cloyota TM build out cars with just one wheel because we feel we shouldn't play too large a role in our customers' mobility. Committing a crime, I see. Lucky for you, I don't believe in law enforcement. In fact, I'm a safe-cracker myself. Carry on!
     
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