Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim is lousy.
Dude, what's up with your blog? Doctor's orders, Clyde. I'm not allowed to write about White House scandals for at least two weeks. There are just too many to keep up with without freaking out. But Dawg -- A whole article about ponies? Ponies have never authorized the illegal wiretapping of the American people.