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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-21 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-21 Pub. Date: 2017-10-21
Image Number: 163907
Caption: I can't remember how to divide, Clyde. Say what? Long division. I don't remember how to do it. I got an "A" in calculus back in high school. I got a "4" on the AP test. But let 20 years go by, and all of a sudden I have no idea how to even begin to divide 4,852.8 by 297.492. It take most people more than 20 years to forget how to use a calculator, bruh. You might wanna get y'self checked out.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-04 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-04 Pub. Date: 2016-01-04
Image Number: 137375
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-17).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-24 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-24 Pub. Date: 2015-10-24
Image Number: 133803
Caption: I can't remember how to divide, Clyde. Say what? Long division. I don't remember how to do it. I got an "A" in calculus back in high school. I got a "4" on the AP test. But let 20 years go by, and all of a sudden I have no idea how to even begin to divide 4,852.8 by 297.492. It take most people more than 20 years to forget how to use a calculator, bruh. You might wanna get y'self checked out.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-12 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-12 Pub. Date: 2014-11-12
Image Number: 118788
Caption: Zeno's Paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover half the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Every distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-03 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-03 Pub. Date: 2012-10-03
Image Number: 88012
Caption: Liberals. Hollywood. Academics. College hippies. Poor freeloaders who donít pay income taxes. Feminists. Illegals. Food stamp recipients. The media. Thank God for Culture Clash. I can't stand any of those worthless, un-American groups Ö Ö Because they're just so divisive. Thank God for Culture Clash.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-08 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-08 Pub. Date: 2012-08-08
Image Number: 85361
Caption: I'm thinking of a number from fourteen to ninety Ö Itís divisible by both two and seven Ö Ö And long ago it cost an innocent 1st grader a passing grade in math. Fourteen. Donít rub it in.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-07 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-07 Pub. Date: 2012-08-07
Image Number: 85360
Caption: Lionel's some kind of prodigy. He's only two and he's already multiplying and dividing. He asked me "What's five divided by seven," and I realized Ö I forgot how to do that. Admitting I didnít know would've wrecked his image of me. So I said "Pancakes" and pretended to fall asleep.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-17 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-17 Pub. Date: 2012-05-17
Image Number: 80978
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-24 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-24 Pub. Date: 2011-03-24
Image Number: 58864
Caption: The only time people come together is when there's a huge calamity. 9/11. The tsunamis. The Haiti quake Ö When that stuff happens, the artificial constructs we use to divide ourselves - race, class, ideology - it all evaporates and we become one family. Why does it always take tragedy for us to behave like a family? My uncle stole my mom life savings, her car and her shoes. Don't ask about the shoes. Good talk, Clyde.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-06 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-06 Pub. Date: 2010-01-06
Image Number: 42638
Caption: Fear, Inc. I called you all here because the Fox "News" division is blowing you all out of the water. Figmond Trip, I'm looking at you. Your tea party division especially was a serious disappointment. Sir, I don't think that's fair. I mean, Mr. Armey and Ms. Bachmann had no chance against Fox's O'Reilly and Hannity. I mean, the three-legged race is stacked in their favor. Hannity's inhumanly quick. I suspect steroids, if you wanna know the truth. ... Um, we're not talking about last week's picnic, are we. Sit down, Figmond.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-05 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-05 Pub. Date: 2010-01-05
Image Number: 42637
Caption: Fear, Inc. 2009 turned out to be a banner year for our division. Fox News Channel. In fact, if it weren't for us, the company would've ended the year in the red. Did you say red? You know who really liked the color red? Ö KARL MARX. Everybody give a round of applause to the 2009 "Salesman of the Year," GLENN BECK! Know who else measured time in years? ... Nazis.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-08 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-08 Pub. Date: 2008-07-08
Image Number: 24778
Caption: Comedian George Carlin visits Lemont's dream. All the media and the politicians ever talk about are the things that divide us. Anything to keep us fighting with each other so they can keep going to the bank. Let's talk about the little universal moments that make us the same. Ok....but you're dead. Ever notice how awful your skin feels when you're embalmed?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-10 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-10 Pub. Date: 2007-02-10
Image Number: 16052
Caption: I think you can measure a society's advancement by how specialized it's people are, Susan. A society starts out with two basic jobs: hunting or gathering. When it's advanced, you've got teachers, astronomers, doctors, agronomists, etc. Some guy coming up a caffeinated doughnut isn't a sign of advancement, Lemont. I'm just sayin'...
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-24 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-24 Pub. Date: 2006-06-24
Image Number: 13995
Caption: Iíd like to apologize for our obese viewers for comments two days ago. When I joked that the Army's decision to allow obese applicants was a conspiracy to enrich Halliburton's dessert division, that was insensitive. I'm a rail-thin, air-headed newsmodel, and sometimes I forget that most Americans are obese. Classy apology. That should hold 'em 'til dinner. Are we still on?
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-22 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-22 Pub. Date: 2006-06-22
Image Number: 13993
Caption: In other news, the Army has decided to accept obese applicants. Some believe that is a sign that the Iraq has stretched the military too thin. Others believe this is conspiracy to benefit Halliburton's dessert division.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-07 division 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-09 Pub. Date: 2006-05-07
Image Number: 13667
Caption: At least 11 million undocumented immigrants live in the United States, in violation of the law. Horrible! They should all be rounded up and deported. They're breaking the law, and no society can survive if people don't respect the law. It's not that big a deal. President Bush authorized spying on Americans without having to get a warrant, in violation of the law. Horrible! Hw should be impeached. He's breaking the law, and no society can survive if people don't respect the law. It's not that big a deal. Thank God for culture clash.
     
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