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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-21 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-21 Pub. Date: 2017-10-21
Image Number: 163907
Caption: I can't remember how to divide, Clyde. Say what? Long division. I don't remember how to do it. I got an "A" in calculus back in high school. I got a "4" on the AP test. But let 20 years go by, and all of a sudden I have no idea how to even begin to divide 4,852.8 by 297.492. It take most people more than 20 years to forget how to use a calculator, bruh. You might wanna get y'self checked out.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-15 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-15 Pub. Date: 2017-07-15
Image Number: 160224
Caption: Lemont, it's Susan. I have bad news to tell you. Can it wait? Divided Airlines tossed me out of the plane to make room for one of their employees. I suspect they were actually Russian spied, but that's not important right now. When you called, I was watching a youtube video about how to grab ahold of an albatross and ride it to safety. Youtube has everything. I know, right? Excuse me ... what does "employee has pet" mean?
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-14 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-14 Pub. Date: 2017-07-14
Image Number: 160223
Caption: Meanwhile, five hours out of Russia … We need volunteer to exit plane. Divided Airline stewardess need sat. you! You are volunteer. What? But … I paid for my seat. And we're 39,000 feet in the air. Don't make me call security. Are … Are you sure this isn't 'cause I'm writing an article that could be damaging to Putin? Is only coincidence. Oh. Ok, then.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-11 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-11 Pub. Date: 2017-07-11
Image Number: 160220
Caption: Meanwhile, on Divided Airlines flight 86 out of Moscow … Excuse me, please. Aren't you American journalist? Yes, I am. How's you know? Fearless leader told me … I mean, I recognize you from tv. You say me debate Sean Hannity? No. I once saw Trump press conference. You asked him why would KKK support him so much. Then we have goon pick you up by underpants and hurl you out window. Divided Airlines. Thanks. It took me a year to successfully repress that memory. You welcome. Was big thing in Russia. I bought t-shirt with freeze-frame of it.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-05 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-05 Pub. Date: 2017-06-05
Image Number: 158825
Caption: To: Lemont Brown. From: UC Berkeley Alumni Association. Hey LB, it's Louis Black. Remember me? We worked at the school paper together. We're putting together a class of '97 Reunion. Hope you can make it. Also, are you in touch with any other '97 grads we should invite? Hi, Louis! I did hear from my college roommate, Kenneth Noh. He called me a couple years ago to invite me to join ISIS with him. Delete delete delete. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Hi, Louis! I am following my other college roommate, Rudy Park, to Russia, where he's meeting with Putin's henchman in order to ... Delete delete delete. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Hi Louis! ... Nah, I don't really know anyone anymore. Send. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-28 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-28 Pub. Date: 2016-09-28
Image Number: 149027
Caption: Divided Airlines. Another one? Out of order. Excuse me, where's the nearest working men's room? Gate 57. Which gate are we at? Gate 2. Totally unrelated question: Where's the nearest potted plant?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-04 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-04 Pub. Date: 2016-01-04
Image Number: 137375
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-17).
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-24 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-24 Pub. Date: 2015-10-24
Image Number: 133803
Caption: I can't remember how to divide, Clyde. Say what? Long division. I don't remember how to do it. I got an "A" in calculus back in high school. I got a "4" on the AP test. But let 20 years go by, and all of a sudden I have no idea how to even begin to divide 4,852.8 by 297.492. It take most people more than 20 years to forget how to use a calculator, bruh. You might wanna get y'self checked out.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-12 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-12 Pub. Date: 2014-11-12
Image Number: 118788
Caption: Zeno's Paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover half the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Every distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-10 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-10 Pub. Date: 2013-07-10
Image Number: 99040
Caption: Tap tap tap tap tap. Twitter. TWITTER.COM/CANDORVILLE. Zimmerman trial's a Rorschach test dividing those who think they know 4 SURE what happened from those who know what "Rorschach test" means.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-14 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-14 Pub. Date: 2013-04-14
Image Number: 95260
Caption: My fiance's family hates me. As long as she's with me, they'll treat her as an outcast. I feel so guilty about dividing the family. Dr. Noodle. How do I fix this? You have two options You can suck up to them and hope that will win the affections of the sort of people who think it's their right to judge you ... ... Or you can be a good man, lead a life of integrity, be content that you know you're good for her, and don't give a @#$% what other people think. So you're saying changing my name and getting plastic surgery ISN'T one of the options?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-16 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-16 Pub. Date: 2012-11-16
Image Number: 89721
Caption: So all together we spent $6 billion on a two-year-long election Dr. Noodle. Six billion spent on TV ads Internet ads Radio ads And to end up with a Democratic president and divided Congress. You're frustrated that after all that, nothing's changed. I'm frustrated I didn't sell ad space on my kid's backpack. PhD. Fascinating.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-08 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-08 Pub. Date: 2012-08-08
Image Number: 85361
Caption: I'm thinking of a number from fourteen to ninety Its divisible by both two and seven And long ago it cost an innocent 1st grader a passing grade in math. Fourteen. Dont rub it in.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-07 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-07 Pub. Date: 2012-08-07
Image Number: 85360
Caption: Lionel's some kind of prodigy. He's only two and he's already multiplying and dividing. He asked me "What's five divided by seven," and I realized I forgot how to do that. Admitting I didnt know would've wrecked his image of me. So I said "Pancakes" and pretended to fall asleep.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-17 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-17 Pub. Date: 2012-05-17
Image Number: 80978
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-01 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-01 Pub. Date: 2012-05-01
Image Number: 47222
Caption: Hurts Rent-a-Car. Phoenix, AZ. Sure, Divided Airlines lost your luggage, but look on the bright side, Mr. Fitzhugh You're still a rich, male executive who earns more in a day than most people earn in a whole month. In a whole year. (Originally published in 2010)
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-28 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-28 Pub. Date: 2012-03-28
Image Number: 77952
Caption: Zeno's paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Ever distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-18 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-18 Pub. Date: 2011-10-18
Image Number: 66793
Caption: Apple Co-founder Steve Jobs visits Lemont's dream. How's it feel to have freed the world? Totalitarian governments and oligarchies depend on keeping the common man uninformed. Divided. You gave the common man the means to instantly speak out and organize against oppression. Big Brother's days are numbered thanks to you. You freed the common man. Thanks. You freed everyone but the Chinese slaves who build all your stuff. You need to learn where to end your compliments. Besides, sweatshops and slavery are two different things.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-24 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-24 Pub. Date: 2011-03-24
Image Number: 58864
Caption: The only time people come together is when there's a huge calamity. 9/11. The tsunamis. The Haiti quake When that stuff happens, the artificial constructs we use to divide ourselves - race, class, ideology - it all evaporates and we become one family. Why does it always take tragedy for us to behave like a family? My uncle stole my mom life savings, her car and her shoes. Don't ask about the shoes. Good talk, Clyde.
     
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