You said I didn't have enough culture, so I bought this t-shirt with a picture of fine art on it. I also bought fine art postcards, notepads, silk neckties, and little replica keychains. Now I've got culture written all over me. With a capital "K"!
I'm not letting any robbers on my ark. It's the mask, isn't it? Haven't we gone beyond judging creatures by their appearance? Do I judge you by the spot on your back? (Nice spot, by the way.) Aren't we all individuals, some good, some bad, but all deserving a chance? I--I'm sorry. Welcome aboard. Hey! Where's my spot?!
Hi! I'm selling invisibility cream! Want some? Invisibility Cream Why would I want to be invisible? It's fish flavored! Invisibility Cream Slurp Lick! Yum!