What's this big hole in the yard? And all this canned food?? Bad dog!! Wait a minute - I could make this into a bomb shelter! That'll really come in handy with that meteor about to hit earth! Good thing I read the paper this morning!
Airplanes crashing! Stock market in turmoil! Bla Bla Bla This "Millennium Bug" is saying some disturbing things! Yeah, I'm having a hard time sleeping! Financial catastrophe! Billions to fix! Miles of red tape! We can't just ignore the problem. We have to actually do something. Guess so... Thanks. My pleasure. Clank!