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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 diet 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 diet 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 diet 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-21 diet 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-21 Pub. Date: 2011-11-21
Image Number: 86596
Caption: Slowpoke. The frozen pizza industry successfully fought a rule requiring that school lunch pizza actually contain a significant about of tomato paste to count as a veggie. What's next in … The War on Vegetables. Finding ways to remove nutrients from food. We should stop looking for handouts from the food we eat. Formation of the Grease Party. The founding fathers loved cheesy fries! Gardening criminalized. Step away from the hydroponic tomatoes and come out with your hands up! But - but - they're MEDICINAL! Mass veggie burning. My kids won't be exposed to this filth!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 diet 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86599
Caption: Slowpoke. GOProeducts tm. With tennis star Maria Sharapova launching her own candy called "Sugarpova," what brands can we expect from the stars of the GOP? Paul Ryan's Suckers for Suckers. They look like a serious lollipop, bit unwrap them and there's nothing there! Big Mitt Chew. The bubble gum that ties your tongue in knots! Heawth insuwanth ... Mmmmf ... Mandathes ... Big Mitt Chew. Newt Loops. Just follow my nose ... Which way the political wind blows! So sweet, you want to cheat on your diet ... for America! Pauly Belly. Civil rights act-free jellybeans from Ron and Rand Paul. Separate bit equal black bean jar.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 diet 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86618
Caption: Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.
     
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