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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-14 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-14 Pub. Date: 2019-11-14
Image Number: 180301
Caption: Remember when we were kids, you wanted to write a story about a white slave in an alternate-universe America run by black slave owners? I've been wanting to read that book ever since. You should really write it. How do you remember that? I don't even remember that. That's why I explained to you the importance of keeping a meticulous journal, on April 11th, 1982. I don't remember that.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-15 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-15 Pub. Date: 2017-09-15
Image Number: 162601
Caption: Six months, bruh. Six months till they start deporting 800,000 "dreamers" to countries they don't know how to live in. I dug a hole in my closet an' I got canned food. I'm ready. Ready for what? Ain't you never read "Anne Frank's Diary"? What are you asking: Have I read it, or have I never read it? You and your double negatives. Ain't you never heard of the Underground Railroad? Now you're just messing with me.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-28 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-28 Pub. Date: 2016-05-28
Image Number: 143642
Caption: My son wants "Pajama Diaries" to win "Best Comic Strip" at tonight's awards because he likes pajamas. And with that, I became convinced Donald Trump will be our next president. Don't get me wrong, I love "Pajama Diaries." I'd be thrilled if it won. But I don't love what my son's reasoning says about humanity. We base our choices on highly personal, irrational reasons, and then we rationalize them after the fact. Aren't you being a little hard on a two-year-old? Don't you see? A lot of people vote with their inner two-year-olds.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-24 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-24 Pub. Date: 2016-05-24
Image Number: 143638
Caption: I don't know why fools be keepin' useless junk from long ago. What the point of that is? How often you gonna open that box in your garage to look at the apple you finger-painted when you was four? They ain't no future generations gonna enshrine your third-grade diary in the Smithsonian. Ain't nobody gonna care 'bout no package Amazon delivered to your doorstep last week. I said give me back my package!
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-04 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-04 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93206
Caption: So the other day, I was writing in my diary, and … What's the url? Huh? Where can I read it? Blogger? Tumblr? Facebook? LiveJournal? Twitter? It's private. Oh. I'm not familiar with that one. It's owned by none-of-your.biz.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-21 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-21 Pub. Date: 2011-07-21
Image Number: 63529
Caption: I think having an active imagination is a good thing, Lemont. Translation: you never believe a word I say. Like when we were kids, you told me you were part of something called "The Corps," and at night you were searching for "The Lost King" in order to save something you called "The Dreamverse." What? How do you remember that? I don't even remember that. H ... how long have you been writing a diary for me? Lemont's Diary. Vol. DLXXIX. I've obviously forgotten that when we were kids, I told Susan I had an awful memory.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-20 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-20 Pub. Date: 2009-06-20
Image Number: 35249
Caption: Lemont Brown's Credo Page 2. This, I believe: People are good. Yes, we're the only species that wrecks other animals' habitats. But we're also the only species that loves other animals so much that we keep them as pets. ...AND as dinner.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-19 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-19 Pub. Date: 2009-06-19
Image Number: 35248
Caption: Lemont Brown's Credo Page 1. This, I believe: alternate universes exist. So there are tons of alternate Lemonts who manage to pay their bills on time. Therefore, on a quantum level I am financially responsible.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-31 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-31 Pub. Date: 2008-10-31
Image Number: 27642
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 18: We found McCain's long-lost honor. After Karl Rove's lies destroyed John in 2000… …he told me: "My God…the genius of that. "The will to do that perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure." That's when he realized, they were stronger than he was. You couldn't stay to talk him out of becoming just like them? I had frequent flyer miles that were about to expire.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-28 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-28 Pub. Date: 2008-10-28
Image Number: 27639
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 18: The Starbucks at the end of the world. Manager said the lost and abandoned come through here from time to time. Said we might find what we're looking for. Pray tell, wouldst thou vagabonds know the way to the East Indies? First things first. Have you seen John McCain's honor? Perchance in yonder men's room.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-27 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-27 Pub. Date: 2008-10-27
Image Number: 27638
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 18: This was the end of the river all right. Welcome to Starbucks at the end of the world. Where that which was cast away, and shunned and abandoned by man can grab a vanilla latte and free Wi-Fi. Y'know. That last part kind of ruins the whole "spooky supernatural setting" thing. ...The mist is good, though. That's not mist, that's pollution. Asia's a boomtown now.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-24 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-24 Pub. Date: 2008-10-24
Image Number: 27504
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 17: This is the end. The river's end. To rescue John McCain's honor from a prison camp. Only one problem. There is no prison camp. But I am the spirit of investigative journalism incarnate. I, and I alone, can defy nature and the gods themselves to track down my prey. Hey, I found his honor, it's over at Starbucks. And will you quite doing that?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-21 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-21 Pub. Date: 2008-10-21
Image Number: 27501
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 16: Airmail caught up with us outside Burger Queen 12 klicks up the Nodung River. I wish to God it hadn't. Dear Lemont Brown, we regret to inform you… …that due to the complete collapse of the American economy, we have reduced your Feudalbanc Massacard credit limit from $7,200 to $48.50. Also, you are now 50 cents over your credit limit, so your APR has been raised to 33.25%.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-20 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-20 Pub. Date: 2008-10-20
Image Number: 27500
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal Day 15: Boat stopped so we could waste film on a tourist attraction. Authentic Fisherman. Rookies. Nerves causing dumb mistakes. Oh snap! I only have one shot left! At this rate, we'll never rescue McCain's honor from that camp upriver. Can't waste. Must... stay... till I can get perfect shot. Maybe animatronic fish glinting in sunset. Or maybe... (Click). What the @#$%?! I told you not to stop the boat.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-14 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-14 Pub. Date: 2008-10-14
Image Number: 27399
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 12: How are we going to rescue John McCain's lost honor from that prison camp with this crew of misfits? Asian Tax Shelter. Wesley Snipes and Chuck Norris. I won't even go there. Then there's Lemont Brown, the other embedded journalist. "Big L" is from some urban spit hole... Snap! ...and I think the light and space of Vietnam really put a zap on his brain. What in God's name is that crazy smell? Trees.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-13 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-13 Pub. Date: 2008-10-13
Image Number: 27372
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal Day 12: Being ferried upriver in a Happy-Time tourist boat. They said it was a good way to gather intel without a lot of attention. And that was ok. I needed the air and the time. Only problem was I wouldn't be alone. So, what's your poison: Kirk, or Spock? Mostly just kids with one foot in the grave.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-10 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-10 Pub. Date: 2008-10-10
Image Number: 27223
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 12: Our guide was one of those guys who had that weird light around him. Glow-in-dark iPOD. $99 at Target. We felt safe with him. Don't eat at that Taco Bell. Bad cheese. Nodung River that way, behind Starbuck! Go! Save John McCain honor from fetid prison camp! He knew the ways of the natives. Because he was one. Mmm... I love the smell of hazelnut latte in the morning.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-06 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-06 Pub. Date: 2008-10-06
Image Number: 27219
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal Day II: Saigon, Spit. I'm still only in Saigon. Covering the rescue of John McCain's long-lost honor from a jungle prison for CNN. Been here for a week now, waiting for Delta Force. I'm getting SOFT. Riiiight… Listen, I'll be in Starbucks. Jungle calls to me. Somewhere a story is bleeding. I'll get you a frappuccino.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-03 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-03 Pub. Date: 2008-10-03
Image Number: 27048
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal: Day Four… Boot Camp almost over. Can you believe we're going to be embedded journalists? I look at the innocent faces. Kids, soon to be men. Hey, how come you never answer me? I don't dare get too close to them. Don't dare feel. Anything. Is this 'cause I took the top bunk? Awful truth is, some of them won't make it out of here alive.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-22 diary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-22 Pub. Date: 2007-08-22
Image Number: 18334
Caption: Are you sure you want to marry my little Roxanne, Lemont? Why do you ask? I read your latest poem on your blog. Oh, the one about the pony who dreamt of being a horse? No, the one about a blogger who impregnates an evil witch, marries her, and then she and her demonic offspring nibble at his flesh for the next 18 years. I fail to see the connection. "...Not the fangs, Roxanne! Not the fangs!"
     
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